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My headcanon sexualities for the WOY cast.

Wander: Pansexual. I don’t think this is much of a stretch or hard to understand. Wander’s an ancient being from the beginning of the universe itself, who loves everyone and everything and he doesn’t give a hoot who or what kind of alien you are. He’s a romantic dork who believes love conquers all and is blind, so his love is blind too.

Sylvia: Heterosexual…. Wow i’m like the only person in the world who probably headcanons Sylvia as just plain straight (I mean, besides the people who think everybody’s straight) but it’s just sort of how I’ve seen her. I really do see Sylander as romantic, but I can see why people prefer it platonic. I really do. I just happen to ship it. But that’s not why I see her as straight… It’s just the feeling I get from her. Not like people don’t get to headcanon what they want. That’s a given.

Lord Hater: Bisexual (Obviously prefers girls) It’s been said that if Wander were to kiss Hater, his biggest concern/reaction would be about the cooties. I kind of see Hater having an old crush on Major Threat that was stomped on and smashed into tiny pieces when Major Threat actually showed up. He’s way more into the romantic stuff about things, if we’ve seen anything. It’s all about kissing and smooching and settling down to have a family with him. Giant mushy dork just wants a pretty girl to be with, but I can see him with guys… At least he’d be a big whiner about it,, more hesitant, but mostly ‘ewww, coootiess’. Because Hater is really just a giant weenie baby.

Commander Peepers: So. Very. Gay. Incredibly gay. The gayest gay that ever gayed. It’s been established that he has romantic interest in Hater, but also that he seems to disregard females in romantic connotations, with his reaction to Hater’s wedding being to call Sylvia ‘some broad he met in a restaurant’. He just does not show any sort of understanding of Hater’s romantic interest in girls, or at least, just doesn’t have any interest in it himself, but shows extreme interest in Hater. And heart eyes.

Dominator: Aromantic Asexual (I felt the aromantic part was more important to stress)…. I think this is incredibly clear. Dominator rejects the idea of having a partner in any sense, she does not want to be Hater’s girlfriend, she doesn’t want a partner in crime, friends, and even though Wander said she was lonely, she rejects this, however true it may or may not be. Not only does she have no interest in any romantic suitors we’ve seen canonically, her only positive interaction with females confirmed that she also doesn’t have even an interest in friendship once a friend demonstrates free will. She doesn’t have emotional attachments to other beings and wants none of whatever anyone ever gives her. She is only interested in dominating the galaxy and causing pain to others.

so yeah

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mellonyhater

YEAHH!!! Finally I found someone with the same headcanons as me!

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