BAND IS FUN SUCK IT UP

|| hey broskis i'm Mac and I play the mellophone and french horn || welcome to a hell-hole of marching band, concert band, and DCI || "keep your pants on" ||

[mellophone-misadventures]

Well uh... I walked out of my high school band hall for the last time... now that was a lot of damage....

[soyoumusik]

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[far-hall-bridge]

I have one horn mouthpiece for school and home, (and I haven't bought another one bc my school's buying new horns and mouthpieces soon) but two mouthpieces for mello. I forgot my horn mouthpiece at school for the four-day weekend and have since resorted to

[amellophone]

This hurts me but I can't help but admire your thought process

[mellophone-misadventures]

I made a band tiktok about band kids dating bc reasons without thinking that 

1) people would actually like it

2) kids in my band would find it

and 3) that one of those kids would show it to the directors

Fortunately they thought it was accurate and didn’t kill me

[mellophone-misadventures]

BLUECOATS OWN MY WHOLE SOUL THAT IS ALL

[mellophone-misadventures]

Marching camp is coming for your toes, you whores, and it’s coming fast

[marching-band-hell]

Ah yes, BDE: Band Director Energy

[c-sharp-harmonic-minor]

[mellophone-misadventures]

Our show is America based, alright?

So someone explain to my why our 1st movement with My Country Tis of Thee gives off communism vibes????

[bandstoriesyall]

Band Asks

1.  Instruments that I can play

2. Instruments I would like to play

3. Clefs I can read

4. What section I have the most friends in

5. What instrument sounds the coolest in my opinion 

6. Downsides of playing my main instrument 

7. Upsides about playing my main instrument 

8. Craziest things that have happened in the band room

9. What instruments my band doesn’t have

10. The last sheet music I have played

11. How I got into music/band

12. What instument/section messes up the most

13. What instument/section messes up the least

14. What person messes up the most

15. What person messes up the least

16. How strict the band director is

17. Things that happen regularly in the band room

18. Ask me a question yourself!

[altoclaft]

its pomp and circumstance season you know what that means

[bassclefdoodles]

me, just after getting sheet music: what kind of show Is This

me, a couple days after getting sheet music: MY SHOW HAS NO BUISNESS SOUNDING THIS GOOD

[shitbandkidsdo]

The band kids developed a drinking game

[wizardhumping]

Band rehearsals are weird because sometimes you’re all laughing about some inside joke or music pun and then sometimes your director has just screamed at the band and it feels like someone just died

[sorryihavemarchingband]

The band, after being yelled at for the tenth time about keeping in tempo: bold of you to assume we actually know how to count music

[sailingthroughthestars]

The Instruments as Troubled Birds

Clarinet:

Percussion, Tuba:

Saxophone, Oboe:

Horn, Bassoon:

Trombone:

Also percussion:

Trumpet:

Flute, Euphonium:

Piccolo:

[bandkidsquotes]

band director at a show: you’re doing great, i am so proud of you, this is the best band i’ve had in years

band director in class: man i really wish y’all knew how to play your instruments