[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

[softwaring]

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[a-book-of-creatures]

When you’re painting, be sure to put your coffee mug next to the cup you clean your brushes in. This is a pro painter strategy known as the Daredevil’s Roulette

[krismas15]

i cant stop laughing help me please

genuinely just posting this for the atla image i CANT

[joyflameball]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

This is fucking killing me. Like what

[savethelifeofmychild]

once i read everything on earth then i think ill be prepared to write

[wosp-reactivated]

Once the dead horse decomposes, you're gonna wish you beat it more

[batgirlsmell]

theoryslop. you only believe in it because it has evidence supported by and relating to the narrative and themes of the work

[technofeudalism]

selling sea shells by the sea shore is one of the boldest hustles of all time

[kosmogrl]

where do you see yourself in 10 tumblr posts

[mrsterlingeverything]

Whats the deal with the shambling corpse thats been following us for weeks

[thethirdromana]

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

[queer-crows-nightmare]

[danoriddler]

hope i am not just a blog to you but a false prophet as well

[crplpunkklavier]

we bought a shirt at a thrift store that says "best mom in louisiana" for some reason (as a reminder we are in midwest germany) and now my spouse keeps walking around the house wearing it and saying shit like "WHO STANDS BEFORE THE GREATEST MOM OF LOUISIANA?"

[cheap-slaw]

Learn to walk again

[molabuddy]

^ guy drowning in blood