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This blog stands in full solidarity with the Iranian people as they risk their lives to liberate themselves from a tyrannical regime. Long live Iran, may we see a free Iran in our lifetime.

hppjmxrgosg

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

willgrahamscock

all-vampires-are-gay

Every glasses-related poll honestly needs to be separated into diopter ranges like wrestling weight classes bc every timeeeeee these +1.25 bitches are in the notes like "OMG why would you wear glasses in the shower!! why would you wear glasses having sex!!" because without them i am functionally blind. you may as well turn the lights off at that point bc i am feeling my way to the pussy like Velma. those are my eyes, bitch

str-ngeloop

everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember

toastbutteregg

i needed to read this today so im sharing it to all of you!!

macbethz

It makes me sad that so many introverted types have never been to the club because bro you would love the club :( it’s awesome you don’t have to talk or make eye contact with anyone the social expectation is that you stand in a dark room w your eyes partially closed and move your body to music. You guys love music come on

tennesseewillams

sucks so unbelievably bad that you can’t just like be a lady’s maid anymore. there used to be a job that consisted of taking care of one woman’s every need every day for your whole life including dressing and undressing her and living with her and that was a normal thing to do in fact it was encouraged.

klapollo

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

klapollo

cutecipher

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

bluering8

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream of, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

cykelops

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

aftonfamilyvalues

the obsession with hating harry potter is so funny. like no grown man on the internet, i dont want to watch your hour long video about how much you hate the world building of a childrens series.