About the baker (๑>•̀๑) — Luvs cutesy, 18, Latina, nerd, has a sweet tooth, is the wife of Eijirou, Hanta, Katsuki, and Denki. Korilakkuma and Neapolitan lovers. luvs cozy games like tomodachi life, Stardew, and ACNH.
꒰ ˆ ꒵ ˆ꒱ moots —
૮꒰•̀༝ •́꒱ა bfy/ dni
Now serving — (still in the oven)
── .✦ Main courses
── .✦ Side dishes
── .✦ Desserts
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ㅤA SMUT WRITER'S RESOURCE — smut vocabulary, ideas per sex act, kinks list, etc.
ㅤI originally made this to be a resource for myself whenever I felt out of practice writing smut, but I thought it might be helpful for other writers who may be new to writing smut/feeling uninspired/translating from another language.
ㅤSometimes I've felt awkward or have cringed about writing smut (especially when I was new to it) but then I realized that sex is art; in all its nasty, sexy, heavenly, gross, glory — sex is art and a beautiful part of life. So after that I just let myself write freely without feeling ashamed.
ㅤWith that out of the way, I present to you my fundamental list of smut writing essentials. Hope it helps you even if it's just to find a word you're looking for.
ACTS — breast play, dry humping, heavy petting, hickey-giving, grinding, lap dance, body worship, massaging, kissing/make-out, sexting, reading smut, mutual masturbation, bathing/showering together
VISUALS — Saliva/(pre)cum rolling down chin/neck, jerking what can't fit, making out with... (cockhead, shaft, balls, clit, etc.), cheek bulging with cock, hollowing out cheeks while sucking harder, rolling eyes back in ecstasy, tasting them, pulling in for a dirty kiss afterwards, juices smeared across cheek, lips glistening with slick
DEEPTHROATING — watery/glossy/dewy eyes, choked up, throat constricting, throating the length, tip prodding the back of the throat, choking, gagging, spluttering, coughing, gasping for air, using hair as a handle to control how much is taken, headrush when coming off for air, being held down on it, feeling bulge in throat
CUNNILINGUS — buttery soft tongue sweeping circles, flicking, nipping and kissing at clit, sinking inside, wriggling around, feasting on pussy, thumbing clit while tongue-fucking, curling against sweet spot, lapping at slit/folds, long strokes, squirting on their face
VISUALS — wetting palm/slicking fingers with juices, stroking at g-spot with fingertip, stroking his length, grazing fingertips down, eye contact as they ruin you with their handiwork
FINGERING — warming up with teasing, working at the clit simultaneously, using their whole arm, tensing their biceps the more they exert pressure, switching up techniques (stroking back and forth, sweeping/massaging circles, 'come hither'), curling fingers inside, sucking/tasting sweet slick off fingers
JERKING — cock hanging heavy or drooping from its weight, jumping in anticipation to be touched, throbbing hot in palm of hand, wielding at the base, brisk/quick or languid/slow strokes, balls jiggling each time wrist meets the base
VISUALS — the skin of the base of a cock wrinkling up when bottoming out, getting balls deep, skin sticking/slapping against skin, sweat dripping down, balls tightening up and muscles flexing (when a cock is about to cum), abs flexing, leaky cockheads and sticky precum oozing, splitting open hole on a big cock and watching it stretch into a wide O shape to accommodate its girth, holes twitching and spasming like they're aching to be touched or are overstimulated or have just orgasmed, heavy-hitting thrusts or short, quick strokes and which spots the tip is rubbing against, giving it to you/taking it/letting you have it, blissing out/pulling a lewd face/feeling high off an orgasm and rolling your eyes back, hissing through gritted teeth when it feels too good, the way your ankle wobbles over a shoulder in certain positions while getting pounded into, wet sounds getting sloppier/getting wetter and sweatier the longer it goes on, being splayed/trapped underneath them, letting you feel the stretch
SEX TYPES — hate sex, car sex, gentle/rough sex, phone/cybersex, shower sex, (un)protected sex
POSITIONS — mating press, doggystyle, spooning, cowgirl (riding), prone bone, holding ankles, standing, against wall, standing in front of mirror, pushups on top of you, side split, etc.
DIALOGUE IDEAS — behave, do as i say, watch that attitude of yours, let me guide you, watch me fuck you, don't take your eyes off me or I'll stop, use your words, on your knees, open wide, you love it don't you? filthy slut, don't hide your face, let it all out on me, fuck me like you mean it, all for me?, dirty mind you've got there, need me to take care of you?, just like that, you take it so well, then come and get it, you like that huh?, i know you're into it, cum with me, say my name, who's fucking you this good?, can't resist you, irresistible little slut, take it, spread your legs for me, try a little harder for me
SWEET PET NAMES — baby, bambi, angel, darling, bunny, doll, babydoll, sweetheart, butterfly, good girl/boy, little Aphrodite, goddess, baby girl/boy
VULGAR PET NAMES — (nasty, dirty) slut, whore, bitch, toy
VISUALS — ropes of cum, trickling down the shaft to the balls, balls tightening/tensing during release, squirting, creaming/gushing all over cock/hands/toy/etc., shuddering or caving into yourself, buildup to an orgasm being stronger or weaker, stopping or not stopping until their orgasm is over, creampie dribbling out hole
ORGASM TYPES — clitoral, vaginal, cervical, blended, hands-free, cumshot/facial, in panties, etc.
VOCABULARY — let me have you, can we...?, is it alright?, unless you don't want to, do you like it?, go faster/slower, let's take a break, are you okay (in the middle or after an act), can you take it?, is your jaw not sore like this?
AFTERCARE IDEAS — getting cleaned up together (bath, shower), carrying you, pillow talk, cuddling, having food, giving water, massaging numb/sore/tired parts, soothing bite/hit marks, brushing hair out of face, kissing forehead, praising for taking it so well, helping put clothes back on, making jokes, petting hair, telling you how much they love you, confessing their feelings
thinking about how kirishima loves the size difference between you two.
When you first started dating Kirishima, you were struck by how gentle he was despite his massive frame. At 6'3" with a hero build that's all muscle and broad shoulders, he moves with surprising care around you. He's constantly mindful of his strength, always opening doors for you, helping you reach high shelves, and making sure he doesn't accidentally knock you over when he turns too quickly.
In public, he's the perfect gentleman – protective but not possessive, strong but gentle. He'll wrap an arm around your waist and pull you close, but his touch is always careful, measured. He's the type to carry your shopping bags with one hand while holding yours with the other, his large thumb stroking the back of your hand in a way that makes you feel cherished.
But behind closed doors, that careful restraint begins to crack. You've noticed how his eyes darken when you have to stand on your toes to kiss him, how his breathing hitches when you wrap both your hands around just one of his biceps and still can't circle it completely. He loves the size difference between you, loves how small you look against his massive frame.
"Look at you," he'll murmur, backing you against the wall until you're completely caged in by his body. "So tiny compared to me. I could break you if I wanted to."
The threat is empty, but the way his voice drops an octave makes you shiver anyway. His hands, which are usually so careful, become rougher – gripping your hips hard enough to leave bruises, lifting you as if you weigh nothing, positioning you exactly how he wants you.
He loves manhandling you in bed, throwing you over his shoulder like you're nothing, pinning your wrists above your head with just one of his hands while the other explores every inch of your body. The contrast between his usual gentlemanly behavior and this rough dominance in the bedroom is intoxicating.
"You like this, don't you?" he'll growl against your ear, his hardening cock pressing against your stomach through his pants. "Like how I can just... take what I want from you."
And god, you do. You love how easily he can overpower you, how his strength is both terrifying and thrilling. When he finally enters you, the stretch is almost too much – he's so big everywhere, and you're so small in comparison. He knows this, of course, and takes a sick pleasure in watching you struggle to accommodate him.
"Almost too much for you to handle?" he'll tease, slowing his movements just to watch you squirm. "But you'll take it, won't you? Good girls always take what their heroes give them."
The degradation is part of the thrill for him - calling you his "little plaything," his "pretty doll," anything that emphasizes the stark difference in your sizes. And when he's finally pounding into you, his massive body covering yours completely, you feel completely and utterly owned by him in the best way possible.
Afterwards, though, he's back to being your gentle giant – cleaning you up carefully, holding you close but not too tight, pressing soft kisses to your forehead. It's that dichotomy that keeps you coming back for more – the hero who's both your protector and your most thrilling danger.
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tummy bulges with bf!eijirou kirishima 18+ MDNI!!!
“can you feel me?” he rasps right into your ear. “i’m right…here.”
he says it proudly, a large hand splayed over your stomach, thumb and pinky finger strategically placed where his cock is ramming deeeeeeeep inside of you. you can only mewl and sputter some incoherent words, earning a condescending chuckle from your boyfriend.
“what’s wrong, beautiful? fucked too silly on my hah- cock?” he grunts, his other hand squeezing your hip tight where he’s holding you up. your arms gave out long ago, approximately 5 minutes after he told you to get on all fours, your chest and face flush against the mattress.
“mmnghhh— eijiiii!” you sob into the pillow, thighs shaking uncontrollably as he rams his hips into yours mercilessly. he’s so big he might as well be reaching your lungs right now, the tip of his cock rubbing against the tip of eijiro’s thumb just below your navel. slowly, he starts to apply pressure with his palm. “squeeze me,” he orders with a labored gasp. “s— fuck- squeeze me, juuust like that…”
your body’s obeying before your brain can properly register his words, walls clamping down on his impressive girth. only when the hand that he was keeping on your hip slithers between your thighs you understand what he’s trying to do. two digits find your clit, drawing mean, mean circles into the puffy nub. combined with him pressing down your stomach and the angle he’s fucking into you at, it’s impossible to control the heat that builds up in your belly stupidly fast.
“eiji…e-eiji, oh god, s’coming—!”
and then you’re squirting. a warm spray that coats eijirou’s pelvis, who pulled out just in time. “yeah!” he’s cheering, face stretching in a crazed grin, watching you with heart eyes. “that’s is, baby, give it alllll to your eiji,” he works you through it, rubbing your clit until you’re positively spent.
you barely feel eijirou’s own orgasm, hand pumping his cock to completion and painting your soppy, flushed folds with thick streaks of white. it’s a mess of heavy breathing and tangled limbs as you both collapse on the bed, strong arms engulfing you and holding you against a solid chest.
“so…are you planning to cheese about tetsu’s gym pics just to make me jealous again?”
“fuck off, eijirou.”
┊┊a/n. i really had to reach back into the memory box from the times i used to date men to make this accurate...also shoutout to 🛸 nonnie for this input bc man i don't even go here but this is yummy
a thumb stroking over your lips, followed by a kiss dropped onto your mouth before they pull back— and kiss you again because they can’t help themselves
crying during sex because you love him so much and he reassures you that it’s okay and that he loves you so much, so much and his every thrust is a little deeper now, his teeth nibble on your earlobe and he comes inside of you
Nanami whose favorite bakery to stop by after work is yours- and not just because your smile seems to somehow soothe the horrors of white-collar salary jobs, alright! Your baked goods are just as Iovely as you…Nanami who very obviously has a crush on you - but you notice that he doesn’t seem to want to act upon it. And that’s quite aIright, you take things into your own hands. One day as he walks in, you tell him you have a special treat for him—and show him the sweet heart-shaped blueberry Danish you made just for him. Nanami who gets the hint. He asks you out the very next day with a bouquet and the sweetest bIush on his face. Now you’re just wondering how Iong until you have to make a more…scandalous pastry.
I don’t even like Nanami like that but you can’t change my mind that he absolutely loves chubby girls!! Like all of them, in all sizes and aesthetics but they have to be taking care of themselves.
trying to get back into writing, so I'm trying different writing styles & i have some dirty drafts that are from inside my mind, i’m not sure anyone would even be interested in or not so i’m gonna post them here with a brief synopsis of the idea & if anything is interesting pls send me a message with which prompt!!! please give me your feedback thanks!!
𝒚𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒓 𝒏𝒐?
summary: hanta sero has been in love with his best friend since elementary school, though he refuses to admit it for the sake of saving their forever friendship. it isn't until one of his best friends , eijirou kirishima decides to ask y/n out that hanta starts to spiral.
𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒆
summary: katsuki always caves for his friends with benefits!y/n even when his bedtime is 9pm.
𝒔𝒂𝒇𝒆 𝒅𝒓𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓
summary: early stages dating kirishima where road head comes up & he would never risk your life for temporary fun, his eyes stay on the road. or eijirou makes you talk dirty & play with ur pussy when he’s driving (literally talking you through it).
𝒕𝒘𝒐 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒐𝒏𝒆
summary: all it took was one party, meeting two idiots and a "fuck it" lands you dead in the middle of lots of flirting with two handsome goofballs or hanta and denki get you naked and show you they are good for more than just a laugh and a blunt.
𝒔𝒎𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒔
summary: y/n & katsuki are high school sweethearts, they finished college, and moved into their dream house except things don't always work out, when they can't reach an agreement they decide to split up. the problem? nobody wants to buy their dream house. forcing them to stay together in their new budding professions, navigating life with your ex right there, and y/n starts to see the local town mechanic eijirou kirishima, a guy katsuki recognizes from high school. follow them as they go through untangling their lives after spending so long with them together.
it’ll be worh it
summary: in the busy life of heroes, a few decide to go on a remote camping, trip to relax. after finally convincing katsuki to tag along, he stumbles upon a big secret. y/n and eijirou are fucking and katsuki is turned on? or katsuki catches you getting finger pounded by eijirou in the woods.
⋆˚ ✿ ˖ ࣪ how mha boys would react to u
putting them into your tomodachi life ! ! ♡
⎯⎯ ⸝⸝ bakugou . kirishima . denki . shinso !
𓏲⠀kirishima :ྀི thinks it’s the cutest thing ever. he’ll be fully seated behind you, chin resting on your shoulder, holding you in his lap while reacting to every tiny thing happening onscreen — boyishly loud in your ear: “NO WAYYY LITTLE ME JUST DID THAT!” + he’s also the type to get ridiculously invested in everybody’s relationships on your island ໒꒰ྀི ౦ ̫ o꒱ྀིა . . he’ll be full on kicking his feet during during confessions, mourning arguments, clapping whenever friendships get repaired because yea, he’s just so jolly ! ! and if his mii starts dating yours??? he’ll force you to play it everyday just to see the two interact >_<
𓏲⠀bakugou :ྀི is the type to scoff the second you tell him you added him into your game. “the hell would i wanna do that for?” . . . yet somehow, every single time you turn on your switch, he’s right there peeking over your shoulder: complains the mii doesn’t look like him enough, complains the apartment wallpaper you picked is ugly, that his tiny self keeps playing around with maracas . . but the moment you jokingly threaten to delete him? “oi. don’t touch that.” and suddenly he cares very, very deeply about the who and what pertaining to your island.
𓏲⠀denki :ྀི i think he would totally treat your island like his own personal reality show. he is absolutely the type to give everybody god awful outfits and give them even worse catchphrases just to hear you giggle. but underneath all the chaos, he secretly gets sooo happy whenever your miis interact :c like he’ll act all smug about it while smiling at the screen. “guess even digital me got game.” . . . but really, that’s far from the truth.
𓏲⠀shinso :ྀི pretends he’s above it at first, he really does try . . . until you catch him watching over your shoulder while his mii is taking care of your own miis hiccups. trying to be nonchalant while mumbling a : “what’s wrong with her now?” while walking by sipping on a cup of espresso. shinso makes dry little comments the entire time he you force him to watch you play, but you can tell he’s paying attention to everythingggg. especially your mii. and he’s definitely the type to lowkey get attached to the routine of it all — sitting beside you late at night while you click away ! ! bonus points if he tries not to smile when your mii asks to move in with his first.
“kiriiiiiiii.” you whine shutting the front door behind you. “ugh! kiri!!!” you kick your heels off and toss your purse on the bench.
“shit..” you hear him stumble out of his room. “what’s wrong baby? are you okay?” he’s in front of you in seconds.
“bad date.” you pout up at him.
“yeah?” he cups your cheeks. “i’m sorry.”
“dinner was ok.. but the sloppy makeout in his car was.. UGH!!” you toss your head back.
“i dunno where you find these guys.” he pulls you further into the apartment.
“tinder like.. you’d think they’d know anything from fucking so much.. but god he shoved his hands under my panties and just.. i had to pretend to cum to get him outta there.” you hug him from behind and press your forehead to his back.
“i’m sorry.” he pats your arm, jaw set, blush creeping up his neck.
“i just wanna cum kiri.” you whine. “and not with my vibrator.”
“i could.. you’d know.. if you want..” he doesn’t turn to look at you. “um help.”
“help how?” you giggle, scooting around to face him.
“however you want.” his pupils are blown. “anything you want.”
“with your fingers?” you tilt your head.
“yeah.” he nods.
“your mouth?” a sound escapes his throat.
“yes.” he’s practically panting.
“what if i want both?” you grin up at him, watching him squirm.
“yeah. i can.. both.. anything.” he can feel the heat pouring off your body.
“and if i want you to make your fingers hard while you’re fucking them into me?”
he scoops you up and carries you to his room, his fingers digging into the plush of your thighs. when he tosses you back onto his bed he watches you dress ride up and stares at the panties that some loser got to touch before him. he grabs your ankles and yanks you to the edge of his bed and falls to his knees.
“can i.. take these off?” he rubs his hands up your thighs towards your little lace panties.
“please.” you nod, propping yourself up on your elbows so you can watch him.
he hooks his fingers into the waist band and slowly pulls them down, groaning when he finally reveals your perfect pussy. he tosses them somewhere he’ll find later so he can wrap them around his cock and think about what he’s about to do.
“are you sure?” his breath fans across your heat making you squirm.
“please kiri.” your chest is heaving.
the first lick is tentative, nervous even, until he hears your whimper. he swirls around your clit, groaning when you shove your pussy in his face. he sucks the little bud into his mouth, focusing his tongue to lap agaisnt it until your thighs are shaking. he plans to make you cum with his mouth, then his fingers and then both.
“ngh! kiri! it’s s’good fuck y’so good t’me.” your fingers tangle in his hair.
he’s been imagining these sounds and the way you gasp his name for months. you give a sharp tug on his hair and he responds with a little nip at your clit, chuckling into you when you buck against him with a cry of his name. he teases your clit, point his tongue and flicking it over and over until-
“oh fuck! kiriiii!” your thighs slam around his head as your orgasm washes through you.
he licks you through it until you’re shaking, only pulling back to slides two fingers up your puffy pussy. “feeling good, baby girl?”
“mmmhm.” you look down at him with heavy eyes. “nghhh!” your toes curl when he presses a long finger into you.
“doing okay?” he slowly fucks his finger into you, cock throbbing at the sticky sounds that accompany it.
“nother! please kiri, want another.” you plead and he slips a second finger in.
he grins watching your head fall back to the mattress as he slowly fucks you. “don’t know why these dumbasses don’t know how to make you cum.” he mumbles. “‘s so easy.” he thumbs at your clit. “you’re so responsive.. all they gotta do is listen.” he curls his fingers and a high pitched cry leaves your lips. “there it is.”
you arch off the bed as he fucks his fingers into you faster, hitting that spot over and over. you let out little pleas of ‘hah- harder!’ and he knows what you mean so when you feel his fingers harden and the ridges scraping against your gummy walls your body goes taut and you burst all over his hand.
“that was quick.” he hums, dipping down, never stopping his fingers.
he sucks your clit into his mouth and you claw at his hair, pulling him closer and away all at once. “kiri! kiri ‘s too much! i’m gonna- ahh! gonna- nghhh!”
it’s instant that you cum again, messy, wet, everywhere. he slows his fingers, licking up the mess you made and groaning into you. he pulls his fingers out and licks them clean as he stares at you trying to catch your breath on his bed.
“that was.. better than my vibrators.” you blink at the ceiling.
“yeah, you’ve never been that loud.” he grins.
“what?” you squeak. “you hear me at night??” you prop yourself up on your elbows.