mochi's 100 drabble challenge
rules / ao3 collection / ships: postwickshipping (hpyu), punkbladeshipping, waterlillyshipping, dragonheartshipping (kbsn), lonashipping, spiceshipping, open to platonic ships / adapted from / this post will be updated as prompt/ship combos are received to prevent repeats
Take the long way around.
Can you shut up for five minutes, please???
Heâs been gone for quite a while.
I bet you feel like an artist.
Get out of the way before I murder you.
Youâre breaking my heart, babe.
Itâs just rain - You arenât gonna melt!
I donât know why I married you.
Have you ever lied to me?
If I trip over one more of your shoes, Iâm throwing them all away.
Arenât you supposed to be the adult?
I swear, Iâm not scared.
You know when your phone buzzes, it means Iâm trying to talk to you, right?
Whenâs the last time we went on a date?
Iâll just tell Mom on you.
What color do you like better?
Am I your husband or your taxi service?
This is where you impress me, right?
Pick up lines only work when Iâm drunk.
I canât believe you didnât remember
I could beat you up, you know that right?
Would it kill you to help people?
Is it just me, or is it cold as hell in here?
Whyâs there a pregnancy test in the trash?
We could get struck by lightning, but you want to kiss in the rain.
Youâre never this quiet, whatâs wrong?
âŠor we could make outâŠ.
Down the hall, second door on the left.
I warned you. He warned you. Your freaking mom warned you.
I thought there was time.
Can you just leave me alone?
I like proving you wrong.
Girls canât drive, plain and simple.
I think you need stitches
Can you be romantic for once?
This is your fault by the way.
Nothing bad is going to happen, baby, I promise.
Excuse me for falling in love with you.
I have fans. More fans than you, actually.
If you die, Iâm going to kill you.
Sorry Iâm protective over the things I love.
That SOOO classifies as a date.
Youâre an idiot. I married an idiot.
I never liked it, I lied.
Remember, we have to get up early tomorrow.
Are you trying to flirt? Because, youâre embarrassing yourself.
Remember when we were dating and you _____
Iâm sorry, but that was adorable.
You donât hate me, quit lying to yourself.
Actually, I couldnât care less.
Doesnât make a difference to me anyways.
Iâm glad youâre mine.
You passed out for about an hour.
Whenâs the last time we ______
Thereâs nothing we can do.
Do you ever stop smiling?
Step aside and watch a pro.
Youâre the one who left it laying around.
Iâm a lucky girl. Iâll admit that.
Good, I hope you feel bad.
You have a cold, youâre not dying.
I have reasons. You wouldnât get it.
You know what happens when you assume things.
Thatâs open for discussion.
Be serious for two minutes, please.