RILEY “TEAL” MORGEN
Short, messy brown hair badly dyed greenish-teal at the ends, with stained patches and grown-out roots because he has no idea how hair dye works. His outfits make absolutely no sense, random sweatpants, cool band shirts, kandi on his right wrist, spikes on his left, and beat-up Converse covered in dirt and doodles. He's basically a golden retriever with three brain cells: loud, friendly, impulsive, and unbelievably stupid. His only real talent is finding food; somehow, he knows every cheap restaurant, food truck, vending machine, and hidden snack spot in Los Santos. He came to Los Santos because it “looked cool” and accidentally got involved with criminals through random odd jobs. Despite being an idiot, he's strangely good at true crime and becomes frighteningly intelligent when exhausted, often noticing things nobody else does. Around Los Santos, he's known as the weird guy who's either completely clueless or suddenly the smartest person in the room. Usually he's clueless. He'll still show up when his friends need him, probably carrying food and wearing those disgusting maroon Converse.