Melody Tier Karkat

Yo I'm Shannon, AKA the VA for Melody Tier's Karkat Vantas. I'm also Karkat for Let's Read Trailerstuck and Songbent. I am an avid cosplayer who lives in Florida, and yes, cosplaying Broadway Karkat in the hot Florida summer is pain but I do it anyway.

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This is a parody of Taylor Swift’s Blank Space! 

Lyrics under the cut!

(sorry if it’s shit this was VERY hard to sing)

Nice to meet you, what the fuck?

Why does this idiot know my name?

I’m a wrathful god, ruling him

Saw him there and I thought

Windswept hair, naive bliss

Candidate for a kismesis

Hate’s a game, (spoken) that I CLEARLY can’t play

New game, called SBURB

Watch this play out like a romcom

Buck teeth and bumbling words

Maybe this time you’ll prove me wrong

So hey, I hate you

And all the rambling you spew

You say you’ll turn this game around

And I say I wanna shove your face into the ground

So now you’re god tier forever

Or you’ll be slain in a second flat

Vriska helped you get there

Honestly wasn’t expecting that

Got a long list of ex-lovers

They'll tell you I'm insane

But now you know we’re both players

In this stupid game

You’re naive and senseless

This is gonna be a huge trainwreck

It'll leave you breathless

Even though that’s your aspect

Got a lot of empty quadrants

And I’m the only one to blame

But I’ve got some blank ones, dumbass,

And I'll write your name

Spoken: (That doesn’t even make any SENSE!)

Ascending gates, fighting imps

You do some pretty asinine things

Don’t you wuss out like a wimp

Defeat the Black King and Queen

If god tier is what you want

Listen to all of Vriska’s taunts

Not like I’m jealous or anything (OH SHIT)

Okay, fucker, let’s try this again

And I’ll try NOT to see black spades

No, dummy, don’t go there!

God, you fill me with hate

Oh wait oh fuck, done it again

Now he’s saying we’re such good friends

His stupid smile makes me wanna scream

And what even does this stupid term “gay” mean?!

So now you’re god tier forever

Or you’ll be slain in a second flat

I guess Terezi killed you

Again, wasn’t expecting that

Got a long list of ex-lovers

They'll tell you I'm insane

But now you know we’re both players

In this stupid game

You’re naive and senseless

This is gonna be a huge trainwreck

It'll leave you breathless

Even though that’s your aspect

Got a lot of empty quadrants

And I’m the only one to blame

But I’m not falling for this one

And- (yelling) WHAT THE FUCK YOU IDIOT

Why are kismesises FUCKING TORTURE

Why are my stupid cheeks getting warmer

Why are kismesises FUCKING TORTURE

Now I’m backed into, backed into a corner

So now you’re god tier forever

Or you’ll be slain in a second flat

Now we’re scratching the session

And I’m not prepared for that

Got a long list of ex-lovers

They'll tell you I'm insane

But now you know we’re both players

In this stupid game

You’re naive and senseless

This is gonna be a huge trainwreck

It'll leave you breathless

Even though that’s your aspect

Had a couple black romances

But you’d put them all to shame

So I say I hate you, nookwiff

Do you feel the same?

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This is it. The happiest homestuck song. Ever. Originally from the Muppets Soundtrack, “Life’s A Happy Song” was homestuck-ified by us.

lyrics under the cut! [much of the ideas from inkys!]

track art is from our artist, ratty~

download here!

This is our group project, completely sung by our very own cast! (Please note that the parts of porrim, aranea, and terezi are supplemented by other group members and not their casted parts, though :) )

LYRICS:

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(another song! this was a group project!)

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This was a song from the end of a Broadwaystuck panel I put together for Shadocon 2014 in Florida. I was the Karkat and the other people on here wish to not be credited.

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(Another song done! This time it’s a parody of ‘Bleeding Out’ by Imagine Dragons!) Lyrics under the cut!

I'm burning down

If it was the last thing I could do

To bring him down

I'd burn down for you

I swore we’d be fine

Till the end of the line

But then he stabbed me

Right through the sign

So I'm bleeding out

and burning down for you, for you.

 On the meteor

When your quadrants meant too much to me

Dave and I ignored

The way you always disagreed

I was a fool for love and

Gamzee offered you hate, black and raw

When push came to shove

He knew how to pick out all your flaws

 Kanaya tells me to hold on

But I’m already gone

This has been going on too long

And I’ve got to right his wrong

 I'm burning down

If it was the last thing I could do

To bring him down

I'd burn down for you

I swore we’d be fine

Till the end of the line

But then he stabbed me

Right through the sign

So I'm bleeding out

and burning down for you, for you.

 When the fight has died

And blood drips down from your chin

And his shrieking cry

Fills your nights with panicking

And your eyes were red

But now they see far too much

When your darkness fled

And you used your cane as a crutch

 I let this go on much too long

Let this problem go unsolved

And I know that you are strong

So you’ve got to right his wrongs

 I'm burning down

If it was the last thing I could do

To bring him down

I'd burn down for you

I swore we’d be fine

Till the end of the line

But then he stabbed me

Right through the sign

So I'm bleeding out

and burning down for you, for you.

 I'm bleeding out for you (for you)

I'm bleeding out for you (for you)

I'm bleeding out for you (for you)

I'm bleeding out for you

 'Cause I'm burning down

If it was the last thing I could do

To bring him down

I'd burn down for you

I’d burn my skin

Commit a thousand sins

To give you the chance

To start again

And I'm bleeding out

and burning down for you, for you.

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SESSION WON'T LAST- MELODYTIER KARKAT

So! Tumblr is a meanie and won't let me upload my new song parody because Linkin Park's 'Castle of Glass' is copyrighted. So I uploaded it to tindeck. please go here to look at it.

http://tindeck.com/listen/bodhx

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Okay! I finally had time to record more songs! Here's Dumbfuck and the Geek! All the singing is me and only me. The Lyrics are under the cut!

Just like a rom-com

Predictable set-up too

Not even CLOSE to friends

Then my hate-crush rends

Me so fucking screwed

It’s a little strange

Weird to say the least

This game has got him scared

He’s not at all prepared

Dumbfuck and the geek

Is it his wood-beast teeth?

His dumb Skaia-blue eyes?

His stupid fucking shorts

His nerdy little retorts

Or his corny disguise?

This asinine hate-mance

That I’ve harbored so long

Some days I’ll pretend

That he won’t reject me again

Because he loved me all along

Certain as this blood

That labels me a freak

Tale like a rom-com’s

So bitter, strange, and wrong

Dumbfuck and the geek

Tale like a rom-com’s

Maybe not so wrong

Dumbfuck and the geek

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My first solo contribution to the Melodytier group. I had a lot of fun recording this even if it did take for ever. Yes ALL of the voices (including the backup singing) are done by me!

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Lyrics!

[spoken]

We are the trolls, Gods of your universe and superior to you all

So basically we’re better than you, strider

And don’t give me that eyeroll behind those dumb pseudo coolkid shades you have there

You’re stuck on this meteor with me for three years so sit down and shut that bullshit spewing protein chute you have there, I’m going to sing for you

[sung]

Back when we started this game

My quadrants were empty and stale

And every time I tried to like someone

They never were flushed back

It was a different time

Way back before I saw your face

My cherry red blood was

Unusual, mutated-a disgrace!

And then along came you

You with your covered eyes (I flipped)

The shit just hit the whirling device (I tripped)

You nearly stopped my pusher in its tracks

And that’s the fucking truth

I was too uptight to admit and relax

And that’s my confession (yeah ok)

So let’s do something while we’re still alive

I doubt we’re surviving this thing

So here’s the fucking truth

This meteor life is dull and plain and just insane that point’s moot

To you it could be just a joke

But it’s the fucking truth

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(here's some VAing I've done)

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YAAAASS SLAY SHANNON SLAAAAAY YOU GO AND MAKE MELODIES HOT DAMN SLAAAAY

(Haha I don't think I'm that good but thank you)

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My first solo contribution to the Melodytier group. I had a lot of fun recording this even if it did take for ever. Yes ALL of the voices (including the backup singing) are done by me!

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Lyrics!

[spoken]

We are the trolls, Gods of your universe and superior to you all

So basically we’re better than you, strider

And don’t give me that eyeroll behind those dumb pseudo coolkid shades you have there

You’re stuck on this meteor with me for three years so sit down and shut that bullshit spewing protein chute you have there, I’m going to sing for you

  [sung]

Back when we started this game

My quadrants were empty and stale

And every time I tried to like someone

They never were flushed back

  It was a different time

Way back before I saw your face

My cherry red blood was

Unusual, mutated-a disgrace!

  And then along came you

You with your covered eyes (I flipped)

The shit just hit the whirling device (I tripped)

You nearly stopped my pusher in its tracks

And that’s the fucking truth

I was too uptight to admit and relax

  And that’s my confession (yeah ok)

So let’s do something while we’re still alive

I doubt we’re surviving this thing

So here’s the fucking truth

  This meteor life is dull and plain and just insane that point’s moot

To you it could be just a joke

But it’s the fucking truth

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(So yeah I'll post anything related to melodytier here.... okay yeah bye)