princess of disaster

hey there! i'm melody triton, daughter of ariel and eric and one of the many granddaughters of king triton. i'm twenty-three years old and currently just travelling the world to see all there is to see. self-proclaimed adventurer and part-time travel blogger. yeah, i'm a bit clumsy, but it's totally in a cute and endearing way, right?

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Cassie: Thank you so much, I'd feel so ashamed if the animals knew the truth lol! My names are very VERY dumb and I don't even feel like sharing because they're so bad but I will, just as evidence. I love matching names and there are three of them so I thought maybe Pink, Purple, and Peach? Like three p-colors? But that got a resounding silence when I pitched it at the shelter!

Melody: I LOVE PEACH THOUGH! It's cute and kind of reminds me of Princess Peach from Mario. Maybe you just need different p-colors! Like Periwinkle and Pearl? Or Pumpkin could work too, even if it's technically a fruit. But Pumpkin Orange is totally a Crayola color! It counts 👍

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Cassie: I know I'm not supposed to have favorite animals at the shelter and technically I don't BUT my favorite doe Erica is a mother now and it's so exciting! She had three fawns about two weeks ago and sadly we still don't have names for them, so I thought it'd be fun to ask the Internet for suggestions! I'd love any help, especially because all of my name ideas are dumb. Thank you!

Melody: First of all, your secret is safe with me 😉 I won't let the other animals know you have a fave and second of all cute?? I'm sure your names aren't dumb, though. I don't have much evidence so you'll have to share your ideas with me, but I doubt they're as bad as you think! Did you want like matching names for them?

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text 💬 merkie

Melody: Somebody texted me 'Get out of your relationship and into my pants' and idk how to take this.

Melody: First of all, WHO do they think I'm in a relationship with? That's a very important factor into whether or not I would want to leave that relationship to get into this person's pants.

Melody: Second of all, I don't have this number saved so either it's someone who's number I never saved or a crazy stalker person 👀

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text 💬 mhalid

Melody: 75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa. Adulting achieved 🏆

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text 💬 meley

Melody: I think I sorta joined a cult last night? Or was I just watching a documentary about a cult...

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text 💬 melby

Melody: 'I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish' has got to be the most interesting and mermaid-specific insult I've ever gotten. Honestly I give the guy kudos for that one.

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text 💬 melcisco

Melody: I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night 😬

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text 💬 mendy

Meldoy: Tonight has been pretty much the most epic night of my life. I got somebody to take a photo of me under the stairs at the bar.

Melody: [picture attached] Look I’m Harry Potter!

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text 💬 lucedy

Melody: You have got to be kidding me! They've added all this stuff to Hogwarts Mystery, but they couldn't be bothered to add new events that were actually fun? Ugh, Jam City, you are so slacking!

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text 💬 melcey

Stacey: I'll come get it for you!

Stacey: On the condition that you let me observe you for my research!

Melody: BOOOOOOOOO reserrch soudns borinG!

Melody: Waht's it for???

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text 💬 melcey

Melody: i’m drrnuk and i need yuouuuuu

Melody: ther emote is top farrrrrrrr and i nerd to wathc tv!

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staceytriton​:

I’ve really got to stop trying things just because you people call it “trendy” and “good”. White Claw was one thing since it’s at least alcoholic but kombucha is finally the last straw! For something where the first and biggest ingredient is water, it sure doesn’t have any of the appeal! Anyway how come everything humans call healthy tastes a little bit sad? Is it to convince you all not to want to live forever?

Who made you drink White Claw and why aren’t they drinking real alcohol? I mean, sure, it’ll will do in a pinch, but for real? Those things are gross. And confession time, I’ve never actually tried kombucha. It sounds weird and gross and your post has just confirmed that for me, so thanks for saving me from that. Not all health foods are sad tasting though. Like you can’t eat dark chocolate and think that tastes sad, it’s impossible.

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If you weren't a fan of the Matchmaker's Valentine's suggestion for you, then who would you choose for yourself instead?

I’ll just stick with the best friends anyone could ask for, thanks for checking!

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herklympus​:

I guess, yeah! Why not, right? I thought it’d be a fun resolution, I didn’t expect it to destroy me. I don’t know, the only foods I can think of are foods I’ve already tried. I guess I’ve never had ketchup but that’s not a food, that’s like a little topping.

Woah, wait, what? You’ve never had ketchup? What do you put on hamburgers, which are the only acceptable thing for ketchup because honestly? I hate ketchup. It’s gross. But seriously, are you like a mustard only kind of guy? Or worse... do you put mayonnaise on your burgers?

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text 📲 melby

Ruby: He couldn't help falling out of love with me! Nobody can control that, you know! He didn't say OH YOU'RE UNLOVABLE, he just didn't love me anymore and that happens. You really can't blame him for that, I don't think!

Ruby: NO! He's a nice guy, Melody! Slash MY tires, I'm the problem!

Melody: Maybe not, but I CAN blame him for making you feel bad about yourself! That's not okay, nobody should ever make you feel that badly about yourself!!

Melody: NO YOU'RE NOT! THE FACT THAT YOU THINK THAT BECAUSE OF HIM IS THE PROBLEM!

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text 📲 melcisco

Francisco: I actually thought Harry and Ron together made more sense than Hermione with either of them but it's not as if that story was about who ended up together. They all end up each other as a very strong and unique bond that survived such a terrible time, after all.

Melody: Some of the pairings really made no sense in that book though. Like Angelina just married George? How weird is that when she was dating Fred for like EVER? It doesn't sit right with me.

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Waldo: its not being self assured, i just have seen myself in mirrors everywhere, even mirrors with biases, and it always looks good. ur like crazy hot tho all the time, dont let the mirrors lie to u. do mermen not wear tails?

Melody: Haha I don't think that's the mirrors. More like the little annoying voice of wavering self-esteem. Or just drunk brain. That strikes in the mirror too. Um, the tails are more part of the merperson and not really clothes.