these bitches must have amnesia they forgot im him

i have a crush on @marshmallow-fireside-keith, but don’t tell him tho

[melonsauce]

[melonsauce]

i have been awoken and will now post trollface dog

that is all. see u all next alignment of celestial bodies

[gay-slime]

YO NO WAY I JUST FOUND A PERFECT HESRT LAKE IN A DESERT BIOME

[gay-slime]

AYO???????

[gay-slime]

So this is in the world I’ve been using for my screenshot redraws!!!! Or at least the 2 most recent ones- so!

Seed: 5742613388566557154

Cords for this: XYZ -1009.381 / 64 / 3247.715

[asskylosaurus]

[v4mpyrsp1t]

lady dimmadome

[edge-of-nowhere]

MAK YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE THIS IN THE TAGS FIJGSARGVKJF

[shitpostbot5k]

[clonehub]

me giving yousa the absolute best ass i can

[once-a-lurker]

i keep forgetting that your oc is yousa and definitely read this as jar jar trying his best to fuck

[clonehub]

[glitterweave]

[wickedwonderlandd]

I….excuse me???

[oscillatingdichotomy]

This is a documentary

[amezure]

a masterpiece

[inthetags]

reblog and put in the tags your phone color and the case

[baddiemode]

Steve definitely lost his mind here a second.

[melonsauce]

i love the look he gives to the camera that says “holup”

[mimikyufriend-moved]

[d-o-v-e-s]

Who the fuck let their toddlers loose in the restaurant

[squish--squash]

my brain during a test:

[uuuuuhhhh-hey]

it’s the children’s table at thanksgiving

[frenchie-sottises]

80% of this was broken sirens.

[melonsauce]

thank you tumblr for banning all adult content, but u kinda missed the post i just saw of someone putting a bottle of coca cola in her asshole. cool website

[sludgebat]

[cronusamporaofficial]

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

[sludgebat]

[stabble1234]

YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

[sludgebat]

[lettucetherapist-blog-deactivat]

You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

[sludgebat]

[alonelyangel6-blog]

We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

[sludgebat]

[khajittink]

You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

[sludgebat]

[conchiolin]

Shut up. We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it. We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one. We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing. Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

[sludgebat]

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 6th of september, 2014.

[tigersharks-moving]

nice try.

[tigersharks-moving]

college applications:

[toshio]

[melonsauce]

thought id finally switch out the water for my boy

[melonsauce]

Visit Original Link

[melonsauce]

Some songs I found to dissociate, vibe, or sleep to.

i made this playlist for @marshmallow-fireside-keith, but seeing how this year has been so far, i figured some of you might also want to listen to these