âare you a yaoi fan or a yuri fanâ iâm liopleurodon
we will embark on a journey to the candy mountain
Three Goblin Art
Xuebing Du
Jules of Nature
Peter Solarz
trying on a metaphor
Monterey Bay Aquarium
noise dept.
$LAYYYTER
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Stranger Things
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Misplaced Lens Cap
cherry valley forever
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

@theartofmadeline
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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One Nice Bug Per Day

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@mangle198701
âare you a yaoi fan or a yuri fanâ iâm liopleurodon
we will embark on a journey to the candy mountain
God didn't give me a dick cause he knew I'd be abusing that thang. Call me mourning wood the way I'd be fucking trees
BOY THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE AS A DRAFT
All the gays right now
I posted this at 12 am with no tags how did you guys find this are you ok
ITâS HALLOWEEN
doing research on people's preferred formats for how restaurants have their menus displayed online and i'm including responses to the post to send to my boss but um. i don't think i can include this specific response
I regret to inform you but my Google drive name at my job is Dirk Strider because that is also my real life legal name in my life
*jerma voice* chat look i- listen, i-ive drawn the fake tunnel on the wall, the fucking chicken or whatever, the roadrunner , hes gonnabelike âhmm thats a nice tunnel, i think ill run straight through it! woohee!â i-                      he ran straight through, guys the fucking turkey ran straight through the tunnel, i gotta chase after him-i *runs straight into fake tunnel*
BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU
YOUâVE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM
Youâre going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but weâre just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and donât fucking think for a single goddamn second thatâs easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we wonât hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.
We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.
You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Donât try us :)
Shut up. We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it. We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one. We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing. Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S
date of origin: 6th of september, 2014.
so glad illumination hasnt picked up on this live action remake trend because seeing a minion rendered in photorealistic cgi might just be the one thing capable of breaking me
YOU. THIS IS YOUR FAULT.
Some things I want to say before Pride Month starts
The white stripe in the trans flag represents trans people who arenât in the binary! This means non-binary, genderfluid, genderqueer, demigirls/boys/ ect.!
Aces and aros belong in LGBTQ+ even if they are cis or het!
If you donât respect ALL pronouns ALL THE TIME you are an asshole. Pronouns arenât something you can decide not to use. EVERYONE DESERVES TO HAVE THEIR PRONOUNS RESPECTED!
Give representation to LGBTQ+ people of colour! Respect them!
Give representation to LGBTQ+ people who arenât skinny! Respect them!
Give representation to neurodivergent and disabled LGBTQ+ people! Respect them!
Being pansexual isnât biphobic and vice vesa!
If you gripe about not liking individual Pride flags such as Black Pride, Brown Pride, ect. keep your mouth shut and GO AWAY! We donât care about what you think is pretty or fair or not.Â
The rainbow flag isnât just for gay men! Itâs an umbrella flag for everyone!
Pedos arent LGBTQ+
Respect ALL identities. Donât accuse people of âmaking stuff upâ. If you have a problem keep your trap shut.Â
Donât be an asshole and respect everybody! Its not hard!
MAPS, terfs, radfems, exclusionists, transphobes, homophobes, assholes DONâT INTERACT. YOU WILL BE PROMPTLY BLOCKED.
this movie is so fucking creepy jesus fuck
Itâs by Tim Burton, what did you honestly expect?
Actually, itâs Henry Selick, who was the director of The Nightmare Before Christmas. The book was written by Neil Gaiman, though, and is farâŠfarâŠ.worse.
Sorry, Iâm about to geek the hell out.
The movie is captivating, but the book is twenty kinds of terrifying, even now, ten years after I first read it. As disturbing as the movie may have been to some, the things Selick added really serve to cushion just how horrific the story really is.
First of all, the character of Wybie does not exist in the book. Coraline is facing all of this nearly alone, with her only help coming from the sly comments of the cat, a warning from the circus mice, and the stone given to her by her neighbor, presented with no comment but that it âmakes the unseen seen.â
Second, the Other Parents are never quite as warm (and, dare I say, normal) as they are in the gifs above. Theyâre described as having paper-white skin and the Other Motherâs hair is said to move on its own, and her long, red, claw-like nails donât ease any uncertainty that she is absolutely, positively up to no good. The first time Coraline meets them, they (and the rest of the Others) seem to be playing roles (for whatever reason, Coraline does not seem to pick up on this), like they all know what to say and what to do and are simply waiting for Coraline to make her move in their terrifying play world. This is shown to be partly true when the Other Parents tell her they know sheâll be back soon after she refuses the buttons - this time, to stay.
Third, the Other Mother commits atrocities that really should not have been in a book for anyone not fully grown up. She physically deforms the world around Coraline to slow her progress in their game beyond any mild traps the movie portrays, and, instead of turning the Other Father into the wandering pumpkin-thing seen in the film, she simply ceases to use him and throws his body away in the cellar, leaving him to rot with whatever bit of sentience he has left. She begins to lose her touch, as Coraline gains the upper hand. Her world doesnât just become a nightmare - it falls apart completely. No creepy but oddly cool bug furniture here, just the house that now appears to be a childâs drawing. Whatever the Other Mother is (a beldame, but something tells me sheâs much more ancient and powerful than that), she does not give half a hump about what she has to do to ensnare Coraline. Destroy the supporting characters of her twisted creation? Done. Allow herself to be dismembered to ruin Coralineâs life in the normal world? Not even gonna bat an eyelash.
On a final, personal note, imagine eight year-old me, ignored by my parents, absorbed in the story and identifying with Coraline from the start. Imagine me finishing this bloodcurdling book and immediately thinking of my basement, where there is still a locked door that my grandmother swears up and down is nothing more than a storage room, but has not once in my (or my motherâs) lifetime unlocked.
Can you see why this book still scares me?
Fun fact I learned from seeing neil gaiman speak: when he first wanted the book published, his editor said it was too scary. He suggested she read it to her young daughter, and then decide. So she did, and her daughter wasnât afraid, and it was published. Years later, Gaiman was sitting next to that daughter at an event and told her this story, and she said âoh I was terrified I just didnât want to tell my momâ.
Coraline WAS too scary to be published, but exists anyway because a girl lied to her mother.
@neil-gaiman, is this true about the publisherâs daughter?
It was my literary agent, Merrilee Heifetz who read it and said âyou canât seriously expect this to be published as a childrenâs book.â So I suggested she read it to her daughters. And she called me back a week later and said âThey love it and they werenât scared at all. Iâll take it to Harper Childrenâs.â
A decade later, at the Opening Night of the Coraline musical, I was sitting next to Morgan, Merileeâs youngest daughter, and told her how her not being scared had made the book happen. And she said âI was terrified. But I needed to find out what happened next. So nobody knew.â
So, yes.
This website can be toxic at times, but the fact that people can just tag Neil Gaiman to get his input, like a sorcerer invoking a benevolent spirit, is definitely a bright spot.
Out of Touch
Out of Touch Thursday
OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY
but im out of my head when youâre not aroundâŠ
happy birthday.
this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this
What I mean when I use a self-anecdote to comfort someone: You're not alone in your experiences and your feelings are real and valid.
What it sounds like:
3DS: *has red light* me: itâs fine i still have time lmao 3DS: *starts flashing red* me:
everyone on tumblr: going nuts over some new podcast/show/whatever, talking abt it constantly, making a bunch of posts abt how all mutuals turn into an x blog, etc etc
me, hyperfixating on jack shit no one cares about:
tumblr may be a hell site full of nauseating discourse but at least they havenât integrated a âstoriesâ feature like literally every other social media site
That takes too much knowledge of coding.
This sites error messages say âwhoopsieâ