Hot Gay Mess

I post random shit I like. There will be nsfw stuff. Transmasc nonbinary, Pansexual, polyam, switch. Wiccan, follower of Dionysus and Ares. I am not here to coddle other people's children, if you aren't 18+ don't look at what I post and complain it's 18+. I like "problematic" stuff in my fictional stories, if you don't like that, please save us both some time and just block me.

[polybatcest]

i hate when people ask me really deep-cut hyper-nuanced wibbly-wobbly impossible-to-answer questions about dc canon, such as "how old are the characters supposed to be"

[binary-bird]

kon i'm so sorry you gotta deal with this guy again

bonus uncovered version

[houseofrozhenko]

Gagged him

[koncest]

prime mocking and needling and winding kon up, 'cause attempting redemption doesn't mean he's no longer a horrid little asshole — only to have the tables turn on him when, between one second and the next, he's puppeteered into kneeling on the floor, hands behind his back, unable to move so much as a muscle, and kon's telekinesis is squeezing every inch of him like a barely unacted-upon threat. and prime giddily realises he's bitten off way more than he can chew...

[gothamlesbian-blog]

they used to say that the only people who ever stayed dead in comics were jason todd, bucky, and uncle ben so where is uncle ben’s leather-wearing gun-wielding antihero solo comic 

[rugbin]

Part 2

Part 1 Here

(First scene is adapted from Batman: Under the Red Hood) and based loosely off of @owlwatcher73 suggestion from last post

[rugbin]

Part 2

Part 1 Here

(First scene is adapted from Batman: Under the Red Hood) and based loosely off of @owlwatcher73 suggestion from last post

[coolguymcdudebro]

its been so hot out lately...

[nickrbg]

COMMISSIONS!!! OPEN!!!🌸

I forgot I have tumblr sorry. Was busy with exams, shifts and other shit happening in real life ugh…

Well. Now problems almost gone.

[xmoonlicious616x]

CHERRY JAYTIM 🍒

Wake up JayTim nation hellooooo??? Cherries are already taste enough, but what if it's with Jason Todd and Tim Drake aka Red Hood and Red Robin?? 👀

Get one here in my ACGGoods store!

[feyburner]

Do you ever just get in a Situation

[feyburner]

Part 2

[feyburner]

Do you ever just get in a Situation

[feyburner]

Part 2

[cages-boxes-hunters-foxes]

every conversation on here increasingly feeling like this tweet

[one-hit-boy-wonder]

“lol young justice had to save earth by playing baseball in space” okay but literally the next issue the gang’s sentient car that Robin had a slight empathetic bond with teleported them to heaven so it could fuck another sentient car and make a baby car and while they were there impulse accidentally joined a fusion with gods and secret got therapy from darkseid but sure, the baseball thing was also weird

[one-hit-boy-wonder]

The gang’s

✨sentient car✨

[prokopetz]

The problem with Batman in his present incarnation is that we need simultaneously to believe that this is a man who can effortlessly ninja his way through dozens of gun-toting mercenaries, and that this is a man to whom Danny DeVito with an umbrella is a credible threat.

[prokopetz]

Okay, that was glib – let me expand. I'm fully aware that Batman comics generally don't have him fighting guys like the Penguin one on one these days. That's not the problem. The problem is that superhero power creep has rendered Batman functionally immune to hired goons, but owing to his roots as a street-level vigilante, like half of his classic villains are guys whose primary threat vector is the ability to field arbitrary numbers of hired goons. There just aren't a lot of ways to work around that without either doing violence to the villain's idiom or making Batman carry the idiot ball – though I'll grant that some of the attempted workarounds have been very entertaining!

[prokopetz]

#i say we give the goons powercreep too #some goon moves to gotham and is gobsmacked at the average goons fighting ability; that would render them their own mob boss in another city (via @chaoticspacedust)

You joke, but that's literally one of the workarounds I'm referring to. One of the reasons that recent Batman stories keep looping back around to ancient ninja conspiracy stuff is that an answer to "how do we make hired goons a credible threat when Batman is an invincible ninja?" is "the hired goons are also ninjas".

[nos4ra2]

Imagine turning to crime out of financial desperation and you can’t even land a job as a dumb knuckle cracking brawler anymore without five years of martial arts training, a CDL in evasive getaway driving and a hand written recommendation from an active member of The Court of Owls.

[itsorpheus420]

I need to tap into the comedy of Tim having a microchip in his neck that just so happens to turn him into the Joker when hes feeling quirky. Like, I know its angsty but thats just objectively hilarious. It would be even funnier if bro just was able to talk to his Joker like hes some sort of evil advisor

*the bats trying to figure out the Jokers thought process as he continues to be one step ahead of him*

Tim: I see no other choice. Its time to confer with with voice in my head

Dick: The what?

Tim: *walks away, does not elaborate*

Dick: THE WHAT?

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Evil Advisor Joker: Oooo you wanna clone your dead best friends so bad ooooo continue my homoerotic legacy

-

Tim: *trying to sleep*

Evil Advisor Joker: Remember that time you tried to fight the assassins trying to help you because you thought they dunked you in the Lazarus pit?

Tim: *groans*

-

Joker: *laughing maniacly in the distance*

Civilian: Uh...are you like...gonna do something about that?

Red Robin: About What?

Civilian: About- can you not hear him?

Red Robin: Dawg, you sure you arent going insane?

Evil Advisor Joker: "Dawg" that isn’t me

Tim:...

Tim: OH SHIT-

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Evil Advisor Joker: I just wanted to tell you son, I am so proud of you right now

Tim, looking down as he is leading Captain Boomerang to his carefully planned death:...

Tim: Shit, no, this is wrong

[twistpixel]

lrb