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She/Her 25 y.o

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I didn’t watch ep2 yet but was thinking about it since episode 1

[preacherboyd]

The Vampire Lestat | Detroit

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They all lied so much I already believe everything was a delusionships

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I really hope that when Danny dropped “I don’t have a trauma, I like being a vampire” Lestat hit this pose mentally

Danny boy, you here for the ride no living soul is prepared for. You’re a spawn of a guy who fingers brains for fun. Buckle up

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Lestat’s diet after reading “interview with the vampire”:

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Molloy’s editor trying to make sense of complete bullshit interview with “fighting_noses_vampire_screaming.mp3” as a background track for almost all tapes

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Louis’ description of Leatat: a sophisticated demon, capable of reading human’s soul like it’s a cheap brochure. A man with many talents, a vixen and a coldblooded killer. The most beautiful vampire to live. Imagine how many people couldn’t see the darkness behind this well crafted appearance.

Lestat about himself: I am so fucking traumatised by living and breathing that my brain turned into damn Minotaur’s labyrinth. My coping mechanism are so unhealthy I would like to institutionalise myself but I sort of can’t. Because I’m a vampire. Also dying for many times in a row is not funny… Sorry, I threw up. Need to call mom.

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I like how Molloy’s usual method hit the wall with Lestat. Their conversation really goes like

Molloy: So did you fuck your mom?

Lestat: *actively flirting with Gabriel over the phone.*

Lestat: Yours could join too. Or wait. She’s dead. Apologise.

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Ngl, first scenes made me feel like at some point this gang would show up somewhere on the background

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Reading ERHA was such a mistake lol.

Can’t stop crying. My soul needed some fictional suffering. Thank you, Meatbun. We were fed

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Babes, he better channel absolute top from punk rock diva herself

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Nelly Dean when finally getting asked why Heathcliff is like that after twenty years of knowing the juiciest gossip

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People say that’s that the most unrealistic thing ever, but imagine you where sitting on a tea that was brewing for 20 years.

I would drown this pour man in details of what type of circus with depressed clowns was happening there

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Kathy: *Goes into tantrum, slaps Edgar across the face and blames everyone for it.*

Nelly: hey man I’ll be so fr right now, you better leave

Edgar:…

Edgar: You know what, I can fix her

Nelly:

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I will never forgive humanity for letting this movie flop

And the soundtrack? GODLIKE

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When I’m trying to create a fake identity but hysteric theatre diva with specific interest in accents is watching me:

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Lestat before rockstar/ Lestat after

Akasha shenanigans

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Circa 1984. Lestat on his way to deanon himself in cringiest way possible, only because his overconfident husband just shared location with very angry vampires