Just mel.

my names melissa, and this is my blog. keto love. cats, tatts, and fat. feel free to follow, i follow back. =]

[melsa-reign]

Cinnamon ginger whipped cream. It's all mine. #keto #nomnomnom #hungrygirl

[teenagepics]

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

[melsa-reign]

Oil pulling

Just did organic coconut oil for the first time but only for maybe 6 minutes. (Couldn't take it anymore) what should I expect?

[teenagepics]

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

[teenagepics]

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

[teenagepics]

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

[v0id-flesh]

[melsa-reign]

#that’s just a floof #those are cotton balls #those are living balls of fluff #i want 400

[happicuppa]

I wouldn’t let him eat soap so he let his legs give out.

[pardonmewhileipanic]

omg your fat cat is famous

[happicuppa]

Yeah I know, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

[nerdiosity]

Has he started making special demands?

[happicuppa]

I think he’s holding out for some kind of belly pet butler at 15k.

[nerdiosity]

Jeeves, come here, my belly needs rubbing. Yes, do wear the kid gloves for it this time. 

[happicuppa]

Feed me dry kibbles while you pet me. Good sir, you have two hands for a reason!

[nerdiosity]

Yes, one at a time. I do need time to chew after all, and please to keep the crumbs from getting in my whiskers. I do so hate that. 

[pardonmewhileipanic]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DID I DO?!

IT’S YOUR FAT CAT

[happicuppa]

YOU REBLOGGED HIM AND THE POST BLEW THE FUCK UP. BEFORE YOU GOT A HOLD OF IT, IT HAD 6 NOTES AND 3 OF THEM WERE FROM MY FIANCE.

NOW LOOK AT IT.

[pardonmewhileipanic]

I’M SORRY I DID THE THING

[oswaldc]

[story-dj]

#you should reblog this every time it’s on your dash

[wildleonerdgirl]

I love Abby

[heretic-hero-remade-refollo-blo]

Knitters wanted for penguin pullovers

The Penguin Foundation has a global call out for knitters to make pullovers for penguins in rehab.

Penguins caught in oil spills need the little jumpers to keep warm and to stop them from trying to clean the toxic oil off with their beaks.

If you enjoy knitting as a pass time please please please do this. please.

You can download a PDF with more info here

[ittybittymanatee]

signal boost this year again :D

[pardonmewhileipanic]

I emailed this to my mom so we can make penguin sweaters

[jmccurdybrazil-deactivated20190]

[the-littleuniverse-deactivated2]

reblogging this because spencer was the best thing that ever happened to this show

[bamboo-muse]

He was apparently always doing wacky shit on set when the camera wasn’t on him to make people laugh and mess up their lines

[gentlepanpirate]

Is he the Jared Padalecki of iCarly

[jensen-ackles-in-shackles]

[did-you-know]

A new breed of cat that looks like a werewolf and behaves like a dog has been discovered.

It’s called the ‘Lykoi’.  Due to a genetic mutation in a domestic shorthair cat, the Lykoi has no hair around its eyes, nose, ears and muzzle, giving it a werewolfish appearance.

[tepperz]

#i’m terrified and charmed and confused and pleased

[bulletproof-studio]

[spacesanta-deactivated20131225]

incomplete list of things girls like:

homicide

double homicide

triple homicide hell yeah

witchcraft

lesbianism

human sacrifice

dead things

monsters

summoning satan

[jacobperalta]

[fuckyesfeminist]

Average size mannequin with average size woman.

[jackpowerx]

The problem, in one picture.

[veganchesley-deactivated2026042]

Exactly