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New jobs are fun because you’re asking questions like ummmmm how do you open. A door

edjicatrydau-deactivated2026012

and they're like "uhhh it's a door. open it already. why would you even ask?"

and then you do and they forcibly tear your hand away "NO NOT LIKE THAT ACID COMES OUT IF YOU DO IT LIKE THAT YOU IDIOT" and they proceed do a handstand and open the door with their butt cheeks "just open it normally idiot. use common sense."

and they've been opening this door with upside down butt cheeks for 20 years and it really is common sense to them at this point and they see nothing strange about it and they make some crack about how young people are morons who aren't taught buttcheek door skills and you still aren't sure if the acid thing is real but now you're afraid to ask

veuglaire5

getting orgasm denial'd by a twunk TJ Maxx stockist behind a gas station

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Are you:

gen alpha (2013 – 2025)

true gen z (2000 – 2012)

zillennial (1993 – 1999)

true millennial (1981-1992)

gen x (1965 – 1980)

boomer (1955 – 1964)

even older than that

Voting ended onMar 1, 2024

starmancyrus

Just a reminder not to publically on big websites (especially not Twitter or tik tok) say where you’re torrenting stuff from cause that’s a GREAT way to get that specific avenue shut down

starmancyrus

I know y’all think you’re being helpful giving other people “resources” but uh

starmancyrus

Some of ya’ll are very bad at this and very confidently bad at this and for no reason so-

1. ZLibrary recently went down because someone made a popular tik tok about it

2. “But Reddit-“ most reliable sources of yor are gone now because of Reddit. Hate to break it to you but cops use Reddit. See how many of those links on subreddits actually still work and for those that do- how long.

3. Most reliable Reddit mods for topics like this will tell you not to be asking for this shit publicly because that’s how it gets busted. Remember the shop lifting guide masterpost? The only thing reliable about that now is that it is reliably known by every store manager on the continent.

Loose. Lips. Sink. Ships.

residentevildash-moved

another car opinion is that they shouldn't have touch screens

residentevildash-moved

if you need to do something with your car (ex: adjust the AC) you should be able to do it based off of touch and minimal sight; without knobs and buttons for tactile orientation youre ... staring at an ipad while driving? awesome trend we've started