Just a dab of insanity

[gahdamnpunk]

UNMUTE THIS 💀💀

[llamagoddessofficial]

I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time

[josemoneyz]

[massacre-girlypop]

Never seen so much emotion from a toy shark.

[loverneharder]

[ghostmistake]

i fucking hate this thing so fucking much

[lesbianshepard]

i kinda feel bad for oedipus b/c everyone assumes he chose to fuck his mom when in fact he went out of his way to avoid it. he left his hometown and distanced himself from his parents because he was afraid he would somehow get tricked into fucking his mom. everything could have been avoided if his adopted parents told him he was adopted.

[lesbianshepard]

someone: oedipus was fucked up like who fucks their own mother??? fucking weirdo.

me: it’s not his fault! he didn’t know!

[lesbianshepard]

also the point of the myth is supposed to show how despite your best efforts no mortal can thwart fate but also? what the fuck? the whole thing was an oracle telling laius that his son was going to murder him and fuck his wife. that shit came out of nowhere. he didn’t offend the gods or anything. they just decided for no reason other than the world is fucked up sometimes.

[lesbianshepard]

i have been informed that oedipus’ dad, laius, did in fact bring a curse upon himself for kidnapping and raping king pelop’s son chrysippus.

i stand by my stance that it’s still ridiculous to punish oedipus and jocasta for laius’s crimes. also why would the godss curse oedipus for fucking his mom when they tricked him into doing it in the first place? fucked up.

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

You’re assuming the gods are ruled by logic and not by zeus nudging poseidon and saying “hey you know what would be so fucking funny”

[teaboot]

Do ladies love stupid men or do they just love men who don’t exhaust every opportunity to feel smart

[teaboot]

“I used to think that melancholy was a vegetable” that’s incredible, let’s hang out more

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

made some strep throat memes today to make me feel better

[celebrityskinmp3]

[bobbathan-deactivated20200331]

[secondclassvines]

“The difference between fake and real Italian glass”

[nerdjpg-deactivated20150212]

when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant 

[lollibeepop]

Validation is My Lifeblood

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Gnome NPC: Our king would like to hire you for this job

Bard Player: Is he married?

DM:…..what?

Bard Player: Wait. You said he was young. How young?

Gnome NPC: The king is a human. 70 years old. Quite young you see.

Bard Player: Then is he married?

Rogue OOC: Really?

Bard OOC: Once you go Gray you never say Nay

[programmerhumour]

Relatable

[association-of-free-people]

🤔

[elpatron56]

[babyanimalgifs]

[heckadai]

[kazoo-goddess]

Visit Original Link

Summoned by @alwaysaprice. Original idea from @gwennovynne.

[alwaysaprice]

i appreciate that you are never content to merely deliver on the terrible ideas atted at you, but always extend and improve upon them

[kazoo-goddess]

Thank you!!! I’m glad that my additions are welcome /o/

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

This post was flagged and hidden for like a minute until I repealed it so all my loyal followers could enjoy this content. You’re all so welcome!

[ironpour]

[blackmanwaldo]

[mitski-miyawakis]

do i….. like this or not? i honestly can’t tell sksksk

[quatranglette-deactivated202206]

@stellarcorpsess us

[anxietyproblem]

[gahdamnpunk]

I AM DECEASED 😭😭

for the love of god UNMUTE this

[cancerianprincess]

SOME OF YALL DO NOT NEED ACCESS TO TECHNOLOGY 💀💀💀