I’m José.

24. North Carolina. INFP. I like playing video games and viola.

[plumslices]

I see the worst opinion I’ve ever seen and then I go to their profile and it says 16 and I just go about my day

[nukeleer]

[sadallthedamntime-blog]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

WHORE!!!

[catchymemes]

[lestautism]

[seikishiyuuki]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

NPC in Video Game: *Gossips about another NPC* Me:

[anxietyproblem]

[thoodleoo]

need someone to fake marry me not for tax purposes but so that my coworkers will no longer look at me expectantly whenever the topic of dating or marriage comes up

[thoodleoo]

okay everyone else shut up, this is the new plan

[hesitantevil-deactivated2021062]

i want to study this clip in a laboratory

[snapscube]

[source]

[officialqueer]

This photo of my brother's cat trying to jump on the dinner table at Christmas feels like a Normal Rockwell painting.

[officialqueer]

He just wants to be included!!

(He's got an Insta btw).

[krawdad]

[officialqueer]

This is so funny, please never spread it because my mother will kill me.

[bisexualcharacteroftheday]

Today’s Bisexual Character of the Day is: this clothing advert

[heartshapedbasil]

[himborc]

when ur fav male character isnt romanceable 

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

we drink boba tea to satisfy our ancient & innate urge to slurp up tadpoles from a puddle through a reed

[isaidyoulookshitty]

no we absolutely do not

[charlesoberonn]

Zuko: And finally, allow me to introduce the Avatar, Aang.

Aang: Ambassador Aang.

Zuko: Ambassador of what? You’re the only member of your nation.

Aang: And whose great-grandpa’s fault is that?

Zuko: Touche, ambassador.

Aang: I changed my mind now I’m King Aang.

Zuko: What.

Aang: King of the Air Nomad.

Zuko: That doesn’t even make any- whatever. Let’s just proceed with the meeting.

[ardent-38]

Vice President Aang

[salytierra]

Zuko: Wait, who’s the president then?

Aang: *lifts baby Tenzin*

[marauders4evr]

Aang: Don’t forget Lord Momo of the Momo Dynasty.

Zuko: I am not calling him that.

Aang: You’re disrespecting his dynasty, Zuko.

Zuko: Since when does he have a dynasty?

Aang: Well, most of it is gone, now.

Zuko:

Aang: Because of your great grandfather.

Zuko through gritted teeth: Your Momoness.

[sidras-tak]

Me, for the whole 1 hr 45 minute runtime of Detective Pikachu

[itzycherry]

2020 will be a happier, healthier and more productive year i speak it into existence

[itzycherry]

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]