Meme Depository

This is my personal depository for memes I like that I plan to use eventually on my RP blogs. You are more than welcome to reblog/follow whatever, but keep in mind that I don't take requests or anything. <3

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Send "👑" for an AU starter where our muses are royalty!

[absoluterpmemetrash]

send me a symbol and i will write a drabble about my muse from the point of view of…

FAMILY

♂ - … My muse’s father ♀ - … My muse’s mother ⚥ - … My muse’s sibling ❦ - … My muse’s child ❤ - … My muse’s significant other ¿ - … A member of my muse’s extended family

FRIENDS

✰ - … My muse’s best friend ✦ - … Someone my muse admires ✧ - … Someone who admires my muse ✐ - … My muse’s favorite coworker/classmate ← - … My muse’s childhood friend ⌚ - … A friend my muse has not met yet

OTHERS

✉ - … My muse’s neighbor ✍ - … My muse’s boss ☼ - … Someone my muse sees every day ✈ - … Someone my muse commutes with ✂ - … Someone who dislikes my muse ↥ - … Someone who is attracted to my muse

SELF

♡ - … My muse’s younger self ♥ - … My muse’s older self ✘ - … An AU version of my muse ✿ - … My muse on a good day ♠ - … My muse on a bad day ✞ - Any version of my muse (asker specifies)

[vaememes]

kissy sentence starters.

“ is it bad i really want to kiss you right now? ” “ do me a favor, kiss my ass. ” “ they can all just kiss my ass. ” “ i kissed someone today. ” “ i kissed a girl/boy and i liked it. ” “ kissing burns calories you know. ” “ my lips really want to meet yours. ” “ so are we going to kiss or not? ” “ i sent you a bunch of kiss emojis. ” “ don’t talk, just kiss me. ” “ i really enjoyed our kiss last night. ” “ you make me want to kiss you. ” “ you owe me a kiss. ” “ pucker up. ” “ read my lips, no. ” “ your eyes say no but your lips say yes. ” “ i just want to kiss you. ” “ i miss your lips. ” “ give me a kiss. ” “ blow a kiss my way for good luck. ” “ ever kiss in the rain? ” “ ever kiss under water? ” “ it was just a kiss, that’s all. ” “ a kiss doesn’t mean anything. ” “ i love when our lips meet. ” “ where do you want me to kiss you? ” “ i want to either kiss you or kill you right now. ” “ did you really just kiss him/her? ” “ friends aren’t allowed to kiss one another. ” “ kiss me one more time. ” “ want to make out? ” “ you’re a terrible kisser. ” “ teach me how to kiss? ” “ i remember our first kiss. ” “ your lips are calling my name. ” “ let’s just kiss already. ”

[moretrashyrpmemes]

Sleepy Sex Meme

Send one for…

😍 - My muse to roll on top of your muse and start to kiss them

😊 - Your muse to suck on my muse’s neck while they cuddle 😨 - My muse to sneak under the cover and pleasure with your muse with their mouth

😈 - My muse crawling on your muse and pressing their hips against your muse’s crotch

😱 - My muse suddenly reaching down and grabbing your muse between the legs 💤 - Your muse spooning mine from behind and starting to rub their crotch against my muse’s hind

👂 - Your muse nibbling on my muse’s ear

❤️ - WILD CARD!!

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Send 🌼 to put a flower in my muse's hair!

[warriorveined-archive]

shrinemade:

[spctlessminds]

‘Lovely Suggestions’ Sentence Starters ♡

❛ i know i can sometimes be a lot, i just love you so much and want only the best for you. ❜ ❛ its okay to not be perfect, its okay to not always be your best, its okay to make mistakes. you are not a failure. ❜ ❛ i always thought I hated my name until i heard you say it. ❜ ❛ youre my everything and im sorry im so annoying to you but this is the only way i know how to love. you still put up with me and i love talking to you. ❜ ❛ i don’t understand you and it’s okay, we are big messes and that’s beautiful in it’s own way. ❜ ❛ i love every freckle of that face, every vein in your skin, every everything. ❜ ❛ no matter what, i want you to succeed and be happy, even if it’s without me. ❜ ❛ i haven’t seen you in a while, i hope you’re okay. ❜ ❛ last night I dreamt I was with you and it hurts to wake up and know that you’re far from me. ❜ ❛ i love you unconditionally. i’ve got you. ❜ ❛ whenever i was afraid i found myself running to your arms, and heaven claimed me there. ❜ ❛ it’s been months since i’ve last seen you, but i’m still up all night listening to love songs hoping one day we’ll meet again. ❜ ❛ all i want is someone, almost anyone, cuddled up with me. ❜ ❛ i know i do a ton of time consuming things, and even though i do i’d drop everything just to talk with you. you are so much more important than a tv show or book to me. i have to show how much i love you a lot more than I do today. ❜ ❛ i love you so much but this just won’t work anymore but hopefully we’ll be able to be together again when we’re better people ❜ ❛ seeing your face always makes my day! ❜ ❛ i wish you all the luck in the world. ❜ ❛ maybe life isn’t about counting all the mistakes you made. maybe it’s about increasing the number of important things in it instead. ❜ ❛ i lost you and i regret that i didn’t realize what i had until you were gone. i’m sorry. ❜ ❛ i love you with my whole heart. ❜ ❛ staying up till 4 am to talk to you is worth every minute. ❜ ❛ i know we just met you but i feel like we have a future, please tell me you feel the same. ❜ ❛ breathe in. breathe out. breathe in to the walls of your lungs, till your blood hums and sings again. look up for the stars. smile, my dear. ❜ ❛ whatever happens, know i’ll always be by your side. ❜ ❛ you’re a ray of sunshine. ❜ ❛ when i see your face my heart beats out of my fucking chest but damn that’s the way i want to feel for the rest of my life. ❜ ❛ all i want is for you to be happy and i don’t care if it’s with me. ❜ ❛ i hope i make you as happy as you make me. ❜ ❛ you are truly something special, even if you can’t see it yourself. ❜ ❛ you are the chaos that hurts me but i also need to keep me alive. ❜ ❛ you are the moon to my earth and i the earth to your moon. ❜ ❛ i wish you could see how wonderful your mind is. ❜ ❛ i am so happy to have shared my heart with you. ❜ ❛ home is where the heart is and i can’t wait to come home to you. ❜ ❛ ever since i met you i am somehow able to hold out hope that things will finally get better. ❜ ❛ i’m always tired, but never of you. ❜ ❛ it’s so satisfying to be able to say 'yes, we’re dating.’ ❜ ❛ whatever i did to deserve you wasn’t enough. ❜ ❛ you have strength in you, just give it time. ❜ ❛ you make my cheeks blush pale pink and my heart beat a little fast. ❜ ❛ the stars would be so proud to know their atoms created someone like you. ❜ ❛ don’t be afraid to be your own advocate. don’t ask for what you need, demand it. ❜ ❛ you are the honey in my tea, everything bitter you make sweet. ❜ ❛ thinking about how much i love you always makes my worries go away. ❜ ❛ i just want to feel our fingers entwined, your lips on mine. ❜ ❛ you’ve got a whole lotta love in you, i know it. ❜ ❛ i am so happy to have shared my heart with you. ❜ ❛ you hurt me, but you didn’t break my heart. allow me to forget you. ❜ ❛ now that we’ve met, you will never walk this world alone. ❜ ❛ kissing you feels like how it feels after you get in the car after it’s been off for awhile and it’s warm out so the inside of the car feels perfect. ❜ ❛ i’m so happy to have shared my heart with you. ❜ ❛ just the thought of you fills me with affection. ❜ ❛ you’re still here, and i love you for that. ❜ ❛ when i’m with you, i don’t see anyone else. i want to be with you all the time. i want to talk to you everyday. you make me feel alive and happy. ❜ ❛ i want to be the person you think to text when you’re drunk out of your mind. ❜ ❛ being your best friend couldn’t make me happier, but now that we’re in love, words can’t express. ❜ ❛ i just want to get really drunk with you and do some stupid shit, is that too much to ask? ❜ ❛ you’re alive. you’re breathing. isn’t that lovely? ❜ ❛ you are my whole heart and soul. i love you endlessly. ❜ ❛ your laugh follows me everywhere. ❜ ❛ there may be other fish in the sea, but you were my whole fucking ocean. ❜ ❛ incase no one has told you today, i’m so proud of you. i know how hard you’re trying. ❜ ❛ i’m so glad i didn’t die before i met you. ❜ ❛ like the sun and moon, i only shine because of you. ❜ ❛ you mean more to me than anything, you are my everything. ❜ ❛ your eyes, my dear, are like the ocean. beautiful, powerful, and swallowing me whole. ❜ ❛ i’m not going to be able to suvive a week without talking to you, your love keeps me going. ❜ ❛ give me forever for awhile. ❜ ❛ i’m blushing sleepily over you with my mind a million miles away. ❜ ❛ i still love you more than anything. ❜ ❛ kiss my forehead and tell me you love me. ❜ ❛ you’ve got eyes that will always change my mind. ❜ ❛ i love you more than hot chocolate on a rainy day. ❜ ❛ you’ve got eyes that will always change my mind. ❜ ❛ all i want to do in life is hug you forever. ❜ ❛ if i have only a limited amount of love i can give, i’m willing to waste all of it on you. ❜ ❛ incase no one has told you today, i’m so proud of you. i know how hard you’re trying. ❜ ❛ that night, in the dark of your car, staring into your eyes, that was the safest i’ve ever felt. ❜ ❛ thank god for girls. ❜ ❛ take a break babe, everything will be okay. ❜ ❛ you are the cool breeze on a peaceful summer’s night. the crickets chirp as lightning bugs surround us in a haze. all is good. ❜ ❛ i’m so in love with you that it’s overwhelming and i tend to cry over it a lot. ❜ ❛ stay safe because i like being alive at the same time as you. ❜ ❛ you’re a dreamer, dear. become a doer. ❜ ❛ you make me stupid happy. i can’t help but smile when i think of you. ❜ ❛ you are but a star in the sky. not just any normal star. you are the brightest star that stands out from the rest on a clear night and one would look up and say, 'that’s my star.’ ❜ ❛ sometimes it’s easier to forget than to forgive. and sometimes it’s better that way anyway. ❜ ❛ things are gonna work out okay. just give it time. ❜ ❛ snuggle close and count stars with me. ❜ ❛ the stars were so beautiful. your chest was so warm. the asphalt was hard but i didn’t feel it. your fingers entwined in mine made my head spin. if only you felt the same. ❜ ❛ hug all of your friends and let them know you’re not letting go. ❜ ❛ the stars in your eyes formed a lump in my throat ❜ ❛ i think i’m a little bit in love with you ❜ ❛ can we just, fix each other? ❜ ❛ you make me want to be better. ❜ ❛ take a break, babe. it’s all gonna be okay. ❜ ❛ you’re so cute, i love that face of yours. ❜ ❛ look at you!! what a cutie!! ❜ ❛ you’re going places. just wait. ❜ ❛ having you in my arms and seeing you smile up at me is the warmest thing. ❜ ❛ you’re my home, and i’m homesick. ❜ ❛ i would walk three hundred miles just to hold your hand. ❜ ❛ we’re all suckers for something, no matter what. ❜ ❛ everything about you makes my head spin. ❜ ❛ you are capable of so much more than you ever thought. ❜ ❛ i don’t know what you see when you look into my eyes, but i see an entire galaxy when i look into yours ❜ ❛ it’s not that i don’t love you, it’s that i do. ❜ ❛ i don’t know about you, but i really like you and i hope you like me too maybe. ❜ ❛ you don’t have to be pretty like her, you can be pretty like you. ❜ ❛ these bad days will one day just be a memory. ❜ ❛ take me to the moon. ❜ ❛ from dusk till dawn, you are the one. ❜ ❛ you’re the song i play on repeat. ❜ ❛ oh god, was it lovely getting to know you. ❜ ❛ you are enough. don’t apologize for taking up space. ❜ ❛ your rosy cheeks make my knees week. ❜ ❛ the moment you walked into my life i knew you’d change it forever. ❜ ❛ i blush at the sight of your smile. ❜ ❛ i love the way you smile. ❜ ❛ when you look at me, i finally feel like i’m worth something. ❜ ❛ no matter what happens, i’m proud of you for trying. ❜ ❛ shut up and kiss me. ❜ ❛ concept: we make it out of this town and never look back. we don’t make the same mistakes our parents made. we are happy. ❜ ❛ shut up and kiss me. ❜ ❛ screw the world. all i need is you. ❜ ❛ you may not be perfect, but you’re perfect to me. ❜ ❛ here i am with a stranger in my bed and nothing but you on my mind ❜ ❛ i want you to know that i love you so much that it’s not even realistic, but it’s real. ❜ ❛ i regret a lot of things, but i will never regret you. ❜ ❛ i’m sorry they didn’t appreciate you. there’s someone out there who will one day, i promise. ❜ ❛ i would move mountains for you. ❜ ❛ the moon is pretty and so are you. ❜ ❛ there is stardust in your bones. ❜ ❛ i know you’ll be the death of me, but oh god, what a way to go. ❜ ❛ i want to travel the world and see sights that are almost as pretty as you. ❜ ❛ every time i look at you butterflies invade my stomach. you are perfect and i love you. ❜ ❛ love, every time you hold me i remember why i want to stay alive. ❜ ❛ i fall in love with you all over again every time you look into my eyes. ❜ ❛ now that i know how sleeping beside you feels, i don’t ever want to sleep alone again. ❜ ❛ take your time, life isn’t always about who finished first. ❜ ❛ what a privilege it was to matter to you. ❜ ❛ you’re allowed to be sad a lot. it doesn’t make you less of a human being. ❜ ❛ i’ll always be here to catch you when you slip. ❜ ❛ you are more than just your downfalls. ❜ ❛ you make me want to be kinder. ❜ ❛ one day you will be sleeping next to the one you love. ❜ ❛ i know you’re going to do big things. ❜ ❛ one day the sun will rise and you’ll be glad it did. ❜ ❛ you really are something special, aren’t you? ❜ ❛ you’re going to be okay. give yourself time to heal. ❜ ❛ i chose you and i’m never changing my mind. ❜ ❛ come sleep on my couch and ramble on about the universe. ❜ ❛ the sun will always rise and dogs will always be happy to see you. ❜ ❛ when i’m with you, i feel important again. ❜ ❛ i sleep so well with your arms around me. ❜ ❛ you are not just a person. you are a spirit born out of love, and you are so, so beautiful. ❜ ❛ take me to your favorite spot and kiss me to your favorite song. ❜ ❛ ever since we met, i’ve never found another soul that makes me feel the way you do. ❜ ❛ i fell in love with you like the moon fell in love with the sun. ❜ ❛ you have no idea how beautiful you are to me. ❜ ❛ i hope you find somebody that treats you like a somebody. ❜ ❛ snuggle with me and hold my hand until i sleep. ❜ ❛ you’re worth all the love in the world. ❜ ❛ talking to you makes me feel safe. i hope i can make you feel the same way. ❜ ❛ it’s okay to not know what you want, it’s okay to be confused, it’s okay to not know things or have everything all planned out. it’s all okay. ❜ ❛ stay out way too late with me and kiss me under the moonlight. ❜ ❛ you’re allowed to love yourself!!! ❜ ❛ i still have faith in you. i’m still here and nothing could ever change that. ❜ ❛ go. let yourself rest. the weight of the world does not live on your shoulders. ❜ ❛ look after yourself, please. i still need you. ❜

[smollmikey]

Protective sentence starters??

because visualizing muses in these situations generally equates to puppies guarding each other and its wonderful

“No, don’t do that it’s not safe.”

“You’re scared of that, aren’t you?”

“Don’t touch her/him!”

“It’s cute that you tried to protect me and all, but you’re like a foot shorter than me, you know?”

“I will always step in between you and something like that.”

“Why? Because I don’t want you to get hurt, that’s why!”

“Do you think just because my feet don’t touch the bottom of the pool that I need a floatie?”

“The stepping stool is unecessary.”

“I’m not apologizing for what I said to that asshole/jerk… He/she was saying terrible things about you.”

“If you say another word about her/him, you’ll regret it.” 

“I don’t want to put you in that type of environment.”

“Make sure to tell me if you get worried, or nervous, or claustrophobic, or-”

“You could have been hurt.”

“I indirected him/her on Twitter for your honor.”

“I think you should leave this type of thing to me.”

“I’m gonna protect you.”

“You can hold onto me if you’re scared, you know?”

“I’m not leaving you alone.  Not now, not ever.”

“Let’s all watch a different movie.  This one freaks her/him out.”

“I get where you’re coming from dude, but honestly shut the hell up and don’t talk about her/him that way.”

“She/He isn’t an object.”

“She/he told me what you did, and all I’m gonna do is tell you to stay away.”

“You don’t know anything about her/him!”

“What?  You think that was funny?  You just insulter her/him, and expect me to laugh?”

“I’m not gonna let you put up with that.”

“Really, if you told me to I’d go punch them for you.”

“Wait, let me walk you home.”

“I’ll drive you, please– please don’t go like this.”

“It’s dangerous.”

“I’m worried about you.”

“I meant it when I said I would protect you.”

“I’m not stepping aside until you back up.”

“It’s too cold for you to come out here without a jacket on.”

“I’ll go see what the noise was.”

“Stay on the phone with me.”

“Promise me you’ll be safe.”

“I don’t feel comfortable with you going there on your own.”

“He/She did what to you?”

“I won’t let you go through something like that again.”

“I’m not perfect, but I’m trying my hardest to do everything to keep you safe.”

“Stay behind me.”

“I promised your mom to make sure you didn’t do anything stupid tonight.”

“I love you.  Of course I’m gonna defend you like that.”

“No, he/she isn’t good enough to take you out.  Trust me, I know.” 

“Are you planning to stay glued to my side this whole evening?”

“I’ll be okay, because I know you’re back here ready to step in if I need you.”

“Thank you for always sticking with me.”

“I’m really worried about her/him, but I don’t think he/she wants me to call.”

“I don’t know what I would do if something happened to you.”

“Like, I don’t expect to ever have to take a bullet for you, but I would.”

send a name and a sentence xx

[meme-depository-blog]

The sex-themed Magic Anon list (All NSFW!)

Sex Pollen: That tickle in the muse's nose? It's not hayfever, it's a pervy plant, and for the next (Anon decides) the muse is going to want to shag everything that moves. Especially if it moves in front of them.

Marathon: For reasons best left up to the cosmos, the muse has the uncontrollable urge to indulge in some 'me time' every half hour no matter where they are or what they're doing for (anon decides). (Try not to get arrested!)

Sensitivity: All of the muse is their new erogenous zone, and clothing does not. help this. for the next (anon decides)

A sudden um...: For the next (anon decides) muse will suffer an impromptu orgasm every time (anon decides-breathing does not count) happens. It may be multiple things and it may utilize any sense, including time (IE every half hour)

The urge: Whether or not they were aware of it before, the muse now has a mating season and it's open. For the next (anon decides) the muse will be driven crazy with the need to go forth and make babies or shag themselves exhausted trying.

A gift: Muse is tied up in a chair or a compromising position with a list of instructions detailing others to do (anon decides) sexual act(s) to them. Anyone who comes across them will be compelled to act out these instructions for (anon decides)

Irresistible: There's just something about the muse today, and for (anon decides)...but no one they come across will be able to control themselves. No matter who they are or how they feel, they'll be compelled to try to get some personal time with the muse. And it's not for an interview.

It's not the Midas touch: If the muse touches someone for the next (anon decides) that person will have a sudden (terribly timed) orgasm. Oops?

Owned: Either the muse owns another, or is owned by someone else for (anon decides) but they'll both be compelled to take certain sexy advantage of that for as long as it lasts.

Absolute Obedience: Anything anyone asks the muse must do for (anon decides) but one catch - it must be sexual in nature. Oh...wait, no there's two catches. Every time they issue a command they lose more control of themselves and can't help asking more next time. Absolute power corrupts.

Four minutes: The world will end immediately if the muse doesn't shag whoever they see for the next (anon decides). And that would just be terrible, wouldn't it?

Impaired judgment: Booze, drugs, sex, they all blend together. The muse has had a bit too much of something and thinks everyone around them is prime sex estate for the next (anon decides). They're not compelled to or any good at picking people up, they just think everyone's really hot, you guys.

Sleeping Beauty: There's only one way to wake the muse from their slumber (other than waiting for anon decides) and it's not a kiss.

Frustration: The muse has a desperate need for relief for (anon decides) but no matter what they do it just won't come without a little help from a friend. A person friend, not a plastic friend.

Candid Camera: The muse and someone else have been trapped in a room with cameras an ordered to perform..FOR SCIENCE. Anon could decide who, or it could be anyone who encounters them for (anon decides).

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Treat my muse

Send a symbol to give my muse a…

🍎- An Apple

🍉- A watermelon slice

🍇- Some grapes

🍓- Some berries (specify what kind)

🍊- Orange slices

🧀- a cheesecake

🍥- A cinnamon roll

🍰- A pie

🎂- a cake

🍦- some ice cream (specify what kind)

🍪- a cookie (specify what kind)

🍮- Some pudding

🍬- some candy

🍩- a doughnut/strudel

🍫- a candy bar

Or send 🍙+a food item!

[galleryofmemesnplots]

Send a ✮ & I’ll generate a number ( platonic edition )

or send a number for a hug/kiss 

cheek kiss

shy kiss

first kiss

forehead kiss

gentle kiss

scar kiss

hand kiss

friendly kiss

chaste kiss

spin the bottle kiss

an eskimo kiss

butterfly kisses ( eyelash kiss )

a kiss pressed to each fingertip

a kiss on the hairline

a kiss to the temples

a kiss to the corner of the mouth

a kiss to bruised skin

a kiss on the knuckles

Nose Kiss

Gentle Peck

Eyelid Kiss

Bear Hug

Sleepy hug

Cuddle hug

Unreciprocated hug

“Far too long since we’ve seen each other” hug

From behind hug

“Something scared me” hug

The Lift hug

One armed hug

Friendly hug

The emotional hug

Failed hug

Run and Jump hug

Side hug

Comforting hug

Family hug

Hug around waist

Clinging hug

‘’Don’t let go’’ hug

‘’I thought I’d never see you again” hug

Warm hug

Awkward hug

Cold hug

[memesandthings]

SEND A SYMBOL FOR A CORRESPONDING PROMPT/STARTER.

[ ☎ ] my muse calls yours in tears.

[ ✪ ] our muses are stuck in an elevator together.

[ ◐ ] my muse is having a sleepover with your muse.

[ ✿ ] my muse attempts to cook dinner for your muse.

[ ◈ ] my muse makes a drunk confession to your muse.

[ ღ ] my muse makes an attempt to cheer your muse up.

[ ✦ ] my muse pushes yours out of frustration/anger.

[ ❢ ] my muse discovers yours all bloodied and bruised.

[ ➤ ] my muse accidentally punches your muse in the face.

[ ⌚ ] my muse recalls their favorite memory with your muse.

[ ✜ ] my muse collapses in front of yours, all bloodied and bruised.

[ ☯ ] my muse tells yours that they never want to see them again.

[ ✈ ] my muse asks yours to accompany them on a trip/mission/etc.

[ ● ] my muse catches yours snooping through their belongings.

[ ☻ ] my muse wakes up in your muse’s closet the night after a party.

[ ✌ ] my muse reaches out to yours after months of no communication.

[ ☢ ] the car broke down in an unfamiliar part of town, and our muses are lost.

[ ✠ ] it’s three in the morning and my muse unexpectedly arrives at your muse’s home.

[ ☁ ] the entire city is without power due to a storm, and our muses run into each other during a supply run.

[trashroleplays]

send 💍 for my muse to find a box with an engagement ring in it. send 👂 to overhear my muse talking about yours. send 💤 for my muse to say something about yours in their sleep. send📱for a voicemail my muse left yours. send  💻 for my muse’s reaction to your muse’s browser history. send 🌀 for my muse’s reaction to getting stuck in a storm with yours. send  👀 for the moment my muse realized they’re in love with yours.

[cxmocxmmando]

obscenely domestic starter sentences

❝ Stop man-handling the ice cream! ❞ ❝ Change the channel and I’ll kill you. ❞ ❝ You actual shit, you started without me!? ❞ ❝ Since I’m up, by default I will get your _____. ❞ ❝ Did you just throw a sock ball at me!? ❞ ❝ How about this, how about you fight the rest of the cereal by yourself and I’ll courageously make pancakes for those of us who want a little warmth in our mornings. ❞ ❝ Whiskey is a breakfast staple, anyone who says otherwise is fucking lying. ❞ ❝ My underwear are now bright pink because of you, thank you very much. ❞ ❝ Can you stop kicking me? ❞ ❝ I don’t go shopping I get and retrieve. I have a narrow focus, unlike some people. ❞ ❝ Did you walk the dog? ❞ ❝ You, me, PJ’s, pizza, bed. The PJ’s are optional. ❞ ❝ Only you could make the idea of beating up already dead meat sound attractive. ❞ ❝ I can feel you staring at me, why don’t you just come in? ❞ ❝ Good news; we have internet again! ❞ ❝ I don’t want to file taxes, why don’t you be the adult? ❞ ❝ You snuggling me over an open flame is an invitation for my nipples to disappear. ❞ ❝ I know you’re scared of my mother but contemplating arson isn’t the way to fix this. ❞ ❝ I installed a stripper pole while you were gone because it made me think of you. ❞ ❝ All I was doing was helping the barista learn to spell my name properly. The song and dance should NOT have gotten you that embarrassed. ❞ ❝ How about we just never mention this again? ❞ ❝ Have you seen my earrings/necklace/rings? ❞  ❝ You are literally the child we both want/neither of us want. ❞ ❝ Did you call the doctor about that? ❞ ❝ Let me pop it, just let me pop it, nothing bad will happen, I swear! ❞ ❝ You almost left me at the gas station! ❞ ❝ Alright look! Next time you want to barbecue with the hair dryer, just make sure I’m home! ❞ ❝ I didn’t think the sink had this much water inside of it. ❞ ❝ Don’t be mad, but _____. ❞

Bonus for multi-lingual situations: ❝ Can you translate the news for me? None of this makes sense. ❞ ❝ What is the word for this? *points at ____* I keep wanting to say ‘printer’ but I feel that is wrong. ❞ ❝ Next time she calls you a ____ you just reply with _____. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry but my pronunciation must sound really bad to you. ❞ ❝ Shit! The government doesn’t have my alphabet, put this in a way I understand! ❞ ❝ Can you finger spell that for me, I’m not quite up to that level yet. ❞ ❝ That was said so horribly wrong but you sounded very cute while trying. A for effort. ❞

[spctlessminds]

this ask meme is based on the blog gravesuggestion.  i’ve divided it up into two categories  ( light  &  dark )  based on the themes.  some of these can be somewhat triggering seeing that the darker ones deal with a lot of death mentions.  please be cautious before continuing on!!

L I G H T

‘  at night i dream of you.  ’ ‘  don’t give up yet.  you still have time to fix things.  ’ ‘  falling in love with someone else is not a personal attack.  ’ ‘  i am still so weak when it comes to you.  ’ ‘  i can’t believe i let myself let you down.  ’ ‘  i don’t care where we go when we die,  as long as i’m with you.  ’ ‘  i dream of saying to you all the words i held inside until it was too late.  ’ ‘  i feel so warm  &  safe when you talk to me.  maybe i could love you if you’d let me.  ’ ‘  i finally let the right people in  &  i have never felt so loved.  ’ ‘  i like the way your nails paint red stripes along my spine days after you’re gone.  ’ ‘  i lived in your permafrost for twenty years  &  then you looked at me  &  i felt the warmth of spring.  ’ ‘  i once wished you’d leave me alone,  but i take it back.  ’ ‘  i want to be able to love someone else,  but you stretch your arms  &  spread your legs inside my heart so that there is no room for anyone or anything else.  ’ ‘  i want to believe that we got it right this time.  ’ ‘  i wonder how much longer i can cling to your light before it expires completely.  ’ ‘  i would travel across the world to be by your side,  because as long as you are with me,  anywhere is a perfect place to me.  ’ ‘  it took me awhile to realize it myself,  but you are not what other people say you are.  ’ ‘  it’s not that i really need you,  but life would be pretty boring without you around.  there’s no one i would rather be with.  ’ ‘  i’d like to stay like this for awhile.  ’ ‘  life  &  death don’t have to be so boring,  let’s make both an adventure.  ’ ‘  life imitates art,  they say.  i didn’t believe it until i started to notice the way your eyelashes look so much like tiny ink stroke.  ’ ‘  live your life so that when you die,  souls will come for miles just to hear your historic tales.  ’ ‘  make your exes jealous  &  your past self proud.  ’ ‘  maybe you’re what i needed to find in order to move on.  ’ ‘  never get caught falling harder.  they’ll never let you back up.  ’ ‘  please don’t go.  ’ ‘  some days it’s easier to just stop fighting it  &  succumb.  ’ ‘  sometimes,  you’ll find it hard to keep going,  but you always will.  ’ ‘  the desire i feel for you is that same itching,  insidious hunger that an addict has for their addiction.  ’ ‘  the worst thing about you is that you weren’t all bad.  ’ ‘  there is absolutely nothing  &  no one who can stop me.  ’ ‘  there is no route of losing you that is without pain.  ’ ‘  there’s still room for adventure  &  there is no one i’d rather have by my side.  ’ ‘  things didn’t turn out the way i planned,  but i’m alright with that.  ’ ‘  we could be really incredible together,  you know?  ’ ‘  you are beautiful  &  vibrant  &  confident.  you are light  &  laughter incarnate  &  every fiber of your being screams freedom  &  joy.  when i am with you,  i am truly happy.  ’ ‘  you are starlight incarnate,  from the grand way you sway your hips to the wide mysterious way you think.  blessed are any to be loved by you.  ’ ‘  you are too afraid of the future to let go of a past that was never kind to you.  ’ ‘  you call me yours  &  i have no idea what that even means to you.  ’ ‘  you remind me of bubblegum  &  sweets;  soft  &  pink  &  warm.  you are strong in the gentlest way.  you are so stubbornly kind.  i wish i could be like that.  ’ ‘  you still visit me while i sleep sometimes.  your fingers trace my spine  &  i listen to you breathe.  please stop haunting me.  ’ ‘  ‘morbid curiosity’ is a wonderful way to describe how i feel about you.  ’

D A R K

‘  a thousand empty bottles  &  fist fights will never return to us what we lost that day.  ’ ‘  everyone else has moved on,  but i am still here.  ’ ‘  everything about you screams danger.  ’ ‘  everything is worthless to you  &  you,  in turn,  became worthless.  ’ ‘  for once in my life i want to be surrounded by people that i don’t feel like i need to impress.  ’ ‘  freedom is really hard to get used to.  ’ ‘  how could you do this to me?  how fucking could you?  ’ ‘  i am becoming everything we always dreamed of  &  i am leaving you behind.  ’ ‘  i buried you so well that you might as well have died.  ’ ‘  i can rest easy knowing that the person i love is dead  &  not the monster you became.  ’ ‘  i can’t look at you.  not now,  not ever.  ’ ‘  i don’t ask how you’ve been.  what’s the point?  you’d lie anyways.  ’ ‘  i dream of hearing the words i so desperately needed to lay your memory to rest.  ’ ‘  i haunted this house first.  there is no room for you here.  ’ ‘  i have a right to be upset.  i loved them too, you know.  ’ ‘  i just want it to end.  i want it to all go away.  i want to go away.  ’ ‘  i may be a wolf in sheep’s clothing,  but a snake hiding in the skin of a mouse is far more dangerous.  ’ ‘  i saw your face today  &  didn’t feel anything.  i am free.  ’ ‘  i tried to save you,  but you didn’t want to be saved.  you just wanted someone to suffer with you.  ’ ‘  it’s almost as if you were never here.  ’ ‘  it’s unhealthy to do these things,  you tell me.  you say it’s time to stop smoking,  time to stop gambling,  &  dammit,  i f you don’t stop drinking it’ll kill you.  i sure hope you’re right,  darling.  ’ ‘  i’m always pleasantly surprised by how easy it is to kill you in my mind  ’ ‘  i’m not really scared to die.  i’m more afraid that no one will miss me when i’m gone.  ’ ‘  i’m not the person you left behind anymore.  there’s no one here to miss.  ’ ‘  i’ve been dead far longer than i’ve been alive.  ’ ‘  i’ve eaten nothing but flower petals  &  ivy for weeks because i want to be beautiful inside like you.  ’ ‘  i’ve never been completely satisfied.  i most likely will still be unsatisfied long after my death.  ’ ‘  no motive other than pleasure,  my dear.  ’ ‘  one day i’ll go or you will.  either way,  it will be as if i’m losing a piece of myself.  ’ ‘  our dreams  &  promises decay along with you.  ’ ‘  the leaves change,  but nothing else does.  ’ ‘  the only difference between avoiding  &  leaving is that now i’m not waiting up for you.  ’ ‘  there is no such thing as a person who is required to love you.  ’ ‘  there’s only so much that can be done to repair old damage.  ’ ‘  things aren’t going as i hoped.  maybe if i die,  i can start over again?  better luck next time.  ’ ‘  this is not something to be proud of.  this is a tragedy.  ’ ‘  trying to get rid of me?  oh honey,  you’ll have to try much harder than that.  ’ ‘  trying to get under my skin?  you’re nothing more than a pesky itch.  ’ ‘  unlike you,  i can’t hide my identity when it becomes an inconvenience or a danger.  ’ ‘  weeping is for gods  &  martyrs,  we cannot afford such luxuries.  ’ ‘  would you even miss me?  ’ ‘  you are not important enough to earn an eternal place in my heart.  ’ ‘  you complain nonstop about being unloved  &  alone,  i can’t imagine what you’d be like if that were actually true.  ’ ‘  you don’t know what it’s like.  ’ ‘  you made this so fucking easy for me.  ’ ‘  you should see me as a threat.  i will tear down everything you know until there is nothing left of you.  i am a walking threat.  ’ ‘  you think i’m already gone,  but i’m still fighting.  ’ ‘  you think i’m dead,  but i’m just dying.  ’ ‘  you were never an addiction,  you were a fucking disease.  ’ ‘  you wouldn’t dare cross me.  i am god  &  you are the soil beneath my feet.  ’ ‘  your existence takes up so much more space in mine that we might as well be one entity.  ’ ‘  your fingers are so cold  &  bruised,  but you’re still slamming your fists again the barricade as if it makes a difference.  ’ ‘  your hair is tied in a noose  &  your fingernails are razor blades,  your lips are poison  &  i will gratefully kiss them.  ’ ‘  your hatred has a body count  &  we will not forget.  ’ ‘  your loss,  not mine.  ’ ‘  you’re a sick fuck.  you know that?  ’ ‘  you’re not gentle with me  &  i would never ask you to be.  ’ ‘  you’ve trapped yourself so thoroughly in your own mind that it’s not even a rut anymore,  it’s a pit.   ’

[meme-depository-blog]

munday meme - multimuse edition

There's a lot of munday-memes asking the muns questions about the muses, but those are always only about one muse. This meme here is for those mun's who've got plenty of muses. So send a symbol for a question.

🔟: How many active muses do you have in total?

🔜: Are there any muses you want to add, but aren't sure about?

👪: Are any relationships between your muses? (friends, family, enemies, etc.)

🌠: From waht you know of my muse, which of your muses would you reccomend me to play with and why?

🎊: Which is your favorite muse?

🎭: With which of your muses can you identify the most?

💬: Write a banter between two of your muses. (Bonus: Sender chooses which muses)

👄: Which of your muses would probably get sexual with each other, if they met?

💀: Which of your muses would probably fight each other if they met?

🐞: Which is your most childish muse?

🐢: Which is your most mature muse?

👻: Which is your most mischievous muse?

🐜: Which of your muses is the most clever/intelligent/educated one?

🐌: Which of your muses is the least clever/intelligent/educated one?

👰: WHich of your muses would you date?

💥: Which of your muses would you fight with?

🐩: Which of your muses is the most loyal?

🐑: Which of your muses is the most peaceful/friendly one?

🐦: Which of your muses is the vainest?

🐎: Which of your muses is the fastest?

🐮: Which of your muses is the strongest?

🐷: Which of your mises is the naughtiest?

🐺: Which of your muses is the most unsocial?

🐹: Which of your muses is the smallest?

🐘: Which of your muses is the tallest?

[trcshymemes]

BLOODBORNE SENTENCE MEME.

The morning always comes.

This will be your home, for now.

Look at you, you sorry drunk.

Don’t you worry. This will help you forget.

I’ve never been use to anyone.

I only wanted to help…

Your blood is tainted.

You shall not abscond your crimes!

Is it the blood, or are you just raving mad?

This can’t be the real you. …Please, stop.

I have no time for your petty lies.

I will never leave your side.

Your presence somehow soothes.

I only wanted…to be your….friend

Would you ever think to love me?

You let the blood get the best of you.

Remember yourself. You are not a beast.

You are no more than a beast. I should’ve known.

Too proud to show your true face, eh?

I don’t seem apt for this life anymore.

Please, just stop. Stop, please!

Of course…I do love you.

We are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood.

My eyes grow heavy…Let me rest a while. I’ll be fine, just wait.

Whatever can be gained from this place, it will do more harm than good.

We must find a way to surpass our own stupidity. 

Isn’t it time someone put you out of your misery?

I’d like to tender my thanks, but I haven’t much to offer.

Just think about what you’re doing. It’s utter madness.

What good is your immortality now!

You’ll be one of them, sooner or later.

May you find your worth in the waking world.

Have you got a screw loose? Or is it your…animal intuition?

You hunters have got more blood on your hands.

Hunters are killers, nothing less!

You call me a beast? A beast? What would you know? I didn’t ask for this!

Without fear in our hearts, we’re little different from the beasts themselves.

You can’t bottle everything up inside. You mustn’t be afraid to share.

Rancid beasts, every last one of us.

I should think you still have dreams?

But…do the gods love their creations?

May the good blood guide your way.

You know not the value you posses. 

The things you hunt, they’re not beasts. They’re people.

If you insist on hunting them, then I will hunt you first. You understand me?

What is the meaning of this? Why turn your blade on me?

Oh don’t you worry. Whatever happens, you may think it all a mere bad dream.

[memeattic]

AU-Symbol Meme

Send a symbol for an AU-starter where my muse is…

♞ a knight

■ blind

☁ deaf

╳ mute

▢ in a wheelchair

シ a murderer

♛ a king/queen

♔ crown prince/crown princess

♧ an animal

♀♂ transgender

☂ homeless

► a vlogger

✪ an actor

♬ a musician

✍ a writer

☕ IT-worker

$ a cashier

☙ a vet

☘ a doctor

💔 unhappily married