my mom gave me this name

noodles || she/they/he || ♡ mutuals only ♡ ||

[meme-sahib]

wall of text (go crazy)

[drafthearse]

oh i see. because she is purpur.

[soracities]

How will the world end?

it’s genuinely not something i think too much about. there are people to love and dishes to do in the meantime.

[vigilantelawdotgov]

via

[soracities]

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[theunfairfolk]

humans need a healthy dose of believing in benign bullshit. four leaf clovers. salt over the shoulder. if you don’t let it out in little ways it builds up inside of you where it rots until you join qanon.

[meme-sahib]

hi

[meme-sahib]

suffering rn btw if u even care

[meme-sahib]

hi

[meme-sahib]

shit I just realized I had my asks turned off here 😭

[meme-sahib]

hiii so I was thinking of asking mr boy if he has social media (insta or smth) and i was going thru my friend's followers and following on insta and guess what I FOUND HIS LOL STILL GONNA ASK HIM ABOUT IT AS IF IDK THO AHA

[meme-sahib]

aha asked him now I uh wait and yall wait with me

[meme-sahib]

hiii so I was thinking of asking mr boy if he has social media (insta or smth) and i was going thru my friend's followers and following on insta and guess what I FOUND HIS LOL STILL GONNA ASK HIM ABOUT IT AS IF IDK THO AHA

[meme-sahib]

so um since I have internet now,, update: voice message from mr. boy bc I asked for a pronunciation 😌

[meme-sahib]

ALSO BOY DOES LISTEN TO MUSIC??? AND HE HIS PLAYLIST TO ME AHA HEHEHEH

it's his workout playlist meanwhile I'm just like lol I listen to music after flopping onto my bed

[meme-sahib]

GUYS KNOW ANYONE WHO GOES TO THE BARCA ACADEMY????? BC NOW I DO OMFG

[meme-sahib]

is this too obvious -_-

[meme-sahib]

lmao guess which dumbass is getting glasses 💀

[meme-sahib]

GUYS MAKING A PLAYLIST FOR MR BOY INSTEAD OF SLEEPING SO GIVE ME YOUR BEST SONGS AND ALSO SOME DESI STUFF PLEASE??

also here it is lol

[meme-sahib]

remember the other girl crushing on mr boy? yeah well that girl didn't know a language called kashmiri existed till she saw me and mr boy discussing it 😭😭

[meme-sahib]

ha I asked mr boy what kind of music he likes so I can make a playlist for him ha :))

[meme-sahib]

HE DOESN'T LISTEN TO MUSIC AT ALL??????? SOBBING SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP I'LL FIND A WAY TO CONVINCE HIM TO LIKE MUSIC ISTG THIS IS NOT HAPPENING ON MY WATCH