quote meme pt. 01
(includes quotes from victorious and sam & cat!)
"so, why were you sleeping on the stairs?"
"you've got to work on your people skills."
"no shoving bush peas in your pockets!"
"you may pay me in cash, pizza, or hugs."
"your car is on fire."
"look my phone just beeped. i've got to go play tennis."
"does batman wear underwear?"
"whoa whoa whoa. i don't steal stuff. i'm a deal maker."
"shut the fridge!"
"is toothpaste a vegetable?"
"i'm having a problem with my shrubbery, oh!"
"i'm coming in with a small goat. [goat bleating]"
"fried chicken won't make our problems go away!"
"did something poop in your forehead?"
"i spit on your muffins."
"suck a truck."
"ip. better than i poo."
"i'm a box!"
"is there a murderer in there or can i keep eating this ham?"
"now we share a jelly donut."
"holy schnikies!"
"why'd you throw yourself in the trash!?"
"thank you for killing my friend."
"buttocks don't offend me."
"i was delayed by a monkey in the bathroom."









