MEME (ME) UP !

YOUR MEME DIRECTORY !

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quote meme pt. 01

(includes quotes from victorious and sam & cat!)

"so, why were you sleeping on the stairs?"

"you've got to work on your people skills."

"no shoving bush peas in your pockets!"

"you may pay me in cash, pizza, or hugs."

"your car is on fire."

"look my phone just beeped. i've got to go play tennis."

"does batman wear underwear?"

"whoa whoa whoa. i don't steal stuff. i'm a deal maker."

"shut the fridge!"

"is toothpaste a vegetable?"

"i'm having a problem with my shrubbery, oh!"

"i'm coming in with a small goat. [goat bleating]"

"fried chicken won't make our problems go away!"

"did something poop in your forehead?"

"i spit on your muffins."

"suck a truck."

"ip. better than i poo."

"i'm a box!"

"is there a murderer in there or can i keep eating this ham?"

"now we share a jelly donut."

"holy schnikies!"

"why'd you throw yourself in the trash!?"

"thank you for killing my friend."

"buttocks don't offend me."

"i was delayed by a monkey in the bathroom."

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LIZA KOSHY QUOTE MEMES

(ok but most of them are quotes from jet, helga & co. & ALSO PUNS!)

'I told you gardening was a sport. PICK THE DAISIES!'

'It means I'm coming.'

'We met over meat! He likes meat, I like meat, we like meat— stop asking questions!'

'IT SMELLS LIKE MY BUTT CRACK!?'

'We don't dress children in my country, they run around naked. Until age eighteen.'

'Clean it up with Orbit!'

'Because if don't tell my donkey to stay it will run off! Find other donkey and mate and make baby donkeys. I cannot take care of baby donkeys!'

'Put your technology away and grab a jellyfish instead.'

'This guy is messing up the idle here.'

'That means; you're a lesbian!'

'You likes what girls have right? Well, that makes you a lesbian!'

'Don't you use that language with me, you lesbian!'

'Mosquitoes! Come in, (your muse name) will fix you!'

'You let me put my alpaca on the hundred meter dash.'

'I find you very... appealing.'

'I think we'd make a great... pear.'

'Actually I've so many jokes about potatoes but I just don't know where to starch.'

'Cerealously!?'

'I mean there's literally not mushroom in here. It's kinda like a party... TURNIP!.'

'What's Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable? Borackolli'

'Wow, they sell full houses here!'

'Axe; like my Axe-husband.'

'And Degree, because my husband didn't have a degree.'

'Secret, because my husband didn't know about my other husband.'

'Sure, because I wasn't sure about either of them.'

'Extra extra dry, just reminds me with both of them.'

'He was ultra soft and so sensitive and stupid...!'

'Oh mentos... he had disgusting feet!'

'He used to love calendars!'

'I thought we were going to a zoo, not a restaurant.'

'Your cows know how to milk goats!?'

'Family size... don't you mean village size?'

'Evian natural spring water? Then what do you drink in the winter?'

'Thirty-five sticks... in my country sticks are free.'