Wake Up Dead Man Sentence Starters Part 1
"So you're a fighter then." "Well, we have a deacon who would say otherwise if his jaw wasn't broken." "I did some other things." "We need fighters today, but to fight the world, not ourselves." "You start fighting wolves, and before you know it, everyone you don't understand is a wolf." "I just want to be a good priest." "Nobody's actually that upset that you clocked him." "Yeah, well, curb your enthusiasm." "Okay, look, (name) has his supporters here. I'm not one of them." "Between you and me, I think he's a few beads shy of a full rosary and a real son of a bitch." "Sorry I said 'Jesus'." "I've masturbated four times this week." "Once in the middle of the night, after a dream about one of those Japanese cat cafes. But the cats were girls." "Makes me sick: these kids painting rocket ships all over his sacred resting place." "A reminder of the shameful sin of the harlot whore." "She loves revealing clothes and her fancy brands." "Wealth and the power that comes with it is Eve's Apple." "What did he do with the fortune?" "In a demonic rage, she defiled this holy place." "People are numb these days." "He wasn't successful enough, rich enough, good enough for her." "I believed they could heal me." "The Spirit really moved him today, huh?" "The seductive power of his charisma was undeniable." "Satisfy your selfish heart." "He didn't transform me. He sustains me every day." "You'll...you'll tell him? Contraction of the simple future tense meaning you haven't told him?" "He says: "What the holy heck?" Only he didn't use the word "heck". Or "holy"." "It's at a church. It's with me. It's official." "It's like his superpower has been turned against him." "Did you know he literally built a moat around his house?" "The world's a wolf. You devil. You devil wolf. You're a devil wolf." "Satan! Satan struck him down!" "I... I don't hate any guts." "Proud heretic." "Listen... you want to kick me out, you go right ahead." "You can always be honest by not saying the unhonest part." "I guess the question is do these stories convince us of a lie? Or do they resonate with something deep inside us that's profoundly true? That we can't express any other way...except storytelling." "Touché. Padre." "Everyone thinks I did it. I didn't do it." "What I see is not a guilty man in torment, but an innocent man tormented by guilt." "Yes, that's our wiggly wiggly." "First off, I owe (name) a fruit basket for giving me your number." "(Name), once again, earning your keep." "No, I didn't see a knife-shooting robot behind him." "You said if you had all the pieces, you would have an answer." "You haven't slept in 36 hours. I think it's bedtime." "Better question is: why'd I think I could lie to you and get away with it?" "Listen, I don't care what the internet says. I think there's a chance you didn't do it." "You shut your mouth, you little shit weasel." "That poor girl."
