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Sun & Moon Combinations: Sun in Virgo

What the Sun Represents

What the Moon Represents

Sun in Virgo, Moon in Aries

Sun in Virgo, Moon in Taurus

Sun in Virgo, Moon in Gemini

Sun in Virgo, Moon in Cancer

Sun in Virgo, Moon in Leo

Sun in Virgo, Moon in Virgo

Sun in Virgo, Moon in Libra

Sun in Virgo, Moon in Scorpio

Sun in Virgo, Moon in Sagittarius

Sun in Virgo, Moon in Capricorn

Sun in Virgo, Moon in Aquarius

Sun in Virgo, Moon in Pisces

Tag: sun moon

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cloudstrology

it's virgo ♍️♍️♍️ season. you know what that means 😏😏 we don't need you 👋👋😴 we're independent👌👏😜 we might be cold ❄️😨😪 but we get shit done📚👏💯😏 who's ready for a month 📆📆📆 filled with judgement 🙅👎😒 and diligence 👊📝🙌 pass this on📲📲📲 to the ten🔟🔟🔟 most reliable😌👇👌 bitches 💅💅💅 you know💡💡or get freezed out ❄️🙅💨 by your best 💓💓friend👯👭💔

#IM CRYING

fh-horoscopes

The Signs & Their Belief in the Existence of Aliens

These are the results based on a poll take by 345 people.

Most to Least likely to Believe in Aliens Base on Poll Results

1. Aquarius (95.8%)

2. Taurus (93.8%)

3. Gemini (90.5%)

4. Libra (88.0%)

5. Sagittarius (87.5%)

6. Cancer (87.1%)

7. Scorpio (84.6%)

8. Virgo (84.0%)

9. Capricorn (80.0%)

10. Pisces (74.4%)

11. Aries (72.7%)

12. Leo (66.7%)

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tofustrology

Things I Want to Tell the Signs

Aries- Hey there, it’s okay. You’ve done your best and I’m so proud of you. Go and pamper yourself for a bit, you deserve it.

Taurus- I can’t believe how far you’ve come! Look how much stronger you’ve become. You are the present, the future. Your past is no longer a part of you.

Gemini- No, not everyone hates you. In fact, they love you just the way you are. You don’t need to overthink it.

Cancer- How many times have you been the shoulder for someone else to cry on, but have no shoulder to cry on yourself? I’m sorry you had to suppress your own feelings in order to care for others.

Leo- Things are tough right now, but believe me, the twinkle in your eyes and the glow on your skin will lead to good things.

Virgo- Maybe you feel like you aren’t good enough. That you aren’t good enough for school, your friends, or parents. But you are. In fact, you are more than enough.

Libra- Sometimes, alone time is the best cure. Take a break from all the noise and bicker of those around you. For once, focus on what’s most important, you.

Scorpio- You try so hard, and put in all your efforts but, you think no one notices. I noticed, and I’m cheering you on. You’re doing so well! Keep going, you’re almost there.

Sagittarius- People don’t see the other side of you do they? The side that isn’t always happy or joking around. You have feelings too, and they are more than valid.

Capricorn- Your smile is so kind, and your words are so warm. This makes me wonder why you put a distance between yourself and others. Is it the fear of getting hurt? If it is, who would hurt someone so precious?

Aquarius- Those jokes that they make about you, aren’t harmless. If it’s to the point where even you cried, it’s time to get away. Those people are toxic. You should receive nothing but the best.

Pisces- If they are your true best friend, they won’t abandon you. If they do, it just shows that they were never worth your time. You are so great, and deserve someone just as great.

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fun facts about the signs that ppl usually dont know bc of their disgusting stereotypes

aries: they're actually really romantic and mushy

taurus: they're v adventurous and likes to do exciting things

gemini: their main goal in life is find their soulmate

cancer: they're big party animals

leo: theyre really nice when they meet new people and they love to compliment people aswell

virgo: they love to laugh and are actually pretty easily entertained

libra: they learn really easily and are super smart

scorpio: they dont care if they make a fool of themselves in front of people or not

sagittarius: can actually be pretty shy in front of people they dont know

capricorn: theyre very kind and like to make people happy and help them out

aquarius: theyre some of the most popular people. not at all antisocial, idek where that came from

pisces: can be really mean and sassy if youre rude or disrespectful to them

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vinesnotdead

The Signs as People in the School Hallway:

Suddenly stop in the middle of the hallway: Capricorn, Aquarius, Virgo

Headphones in and rolling their eyes: Taurus, Sagittarius, Scorpio

One of the couples making out: Cancer, Gemini, Pisces

In a big group of friends at their locker: Aries, Leo, Libra

#I've never seen a couple make out in the hallway tbh #all of the students are v good at hiding #text

funkstrology

signs as shitty things

Aries: having crumbs in your bed

Taurus: the one time u want a mcflurry is the one time the machine is broke

Gemini: having a huge hang nail

Cancer: stuttering while arguing with someone

Leo: swallowing a strand of hair

Virgo: getting hand sanitizer in a cut

Libra: waking up ten minutes before the alarm goes off

Scorpio: slamming a door on ur finger

Sagittarius: getting out of the car the same time your favorite song comes on

Capricorn: having cereal but no milk

Aquarius: really, really slow wifi (worst then having none)

Pisces: ordering food and getting no condiments

art-cafe

I kinda like waking up before the alarm goes off though…I’m just like “Take that alarm I beat you”

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What it's like to fall in love with the signs

Aries: Quick, unexpected, fiery, love from an Aries is the most passionate and true.

Taurus: Sweet, easy, pleasant, love from a Taurus is the most genuine and considerate.

Gemini: Wild, fulfilling, breath taking, love from a Gemini is the most exciting and rewarding,

Cancer: Romantic, charming, blissful, love from a cancer is the most loving and secure.

Leo: Fun, playful, social, love from a Leo is the most joyful and out there.

Virgo: Stable, encouraging, innocent, love from a Virgo is the most balanced and soothing.

Libra: Surprising, vivacious, pleasing, love from a Libra is the most animated and flirtatious.

Scorpio: Chilling, exhilarating, deep, love from a Scorpio is the most expressive and tender.

Sagittarius: Consuming, free falling, intense, love from a Sagittarius is the most independent and optimistic.

Capricorn: Powerful, controlling, graceful, love from a Capricorn is the most faithful and determined.

Aquarius: Intriguing, understanding, unexplainable, love from an Aquarius is the most entertaining and personal.

Pisces: Dreamy, gentle, beautiful, love from a Pisces is the most imaginative and giving.

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shitthesignssay

Ask: What are the signs like on a normal day?

I’ll answer this….in GIFs!

Aries-

Taurus-

Gemini-

Cancer-

Leo-

Virgo-

Libra-

Scorpio-

Sagittarius-

Capricorn-

Aquarius-

Pisces-

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The Signs at a Concert

Aries: dancing suggestively with Sagittarius

Taurus: haggling over band merch

Gemini: somehow making friends, becomes a groupie

Cancer: kinda shy, but is whooping and enjoying immensely

Leo: they own this place. Getting autographed.

Virgo: was making moves on Capricorn until they suddenly jump into the mosh pit

Libra: socialising and making connections with Gemini

Scorpio: in the mosh pit, they're on fire

Sagittarius: admiring Aries' ass and trying to outdo them

Capricorn: enjoying Virgo's attention, until they dive in to save Pisces

Aquarius: actually gets to meet idol backstage, goes up to them stoned

Pisces: sweet little one who falls in the mosh pit, rescued by a disgruntled Virgo and Capricorn

- Absinthe

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crazyastrology-deactivated20160

Why your sign got jailed:

Did it for the Vine: Aries, Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Sagittarius

Did it for the aesthetic: Gemini, Capricorn, Aquarius, Scorpio, Pisces, Cancer

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