FUNKSTROLOGY

[zodiacmind]

Styles of Intelligence of The Zodiac Signs

Aries Zodiac: Bodily-Kinesthetic Intelligence (“Body Smart”)

Bodily kinesthetic intelligence is the capacity to manipulate objects and use a variety of physical skills. This intelligence also involves a sense of timing and the perfection of skills through mind–body union. Athletes, dancers, surgeons, and craftspeople exhibit well-developed bodily kinesthetic intelligence.

Taurus Zodiac: . Bodily-Kinesthetic Intelligence (“Body Smart”)

Bodily kinesthetic intelligence is the capacity to manipulate objects and use a variety of physical skills. This intelligence also involves a sense of timing and the perfection of skills through mind–body union

Gemini Zodiac: Linguistic Intelligence (“Word Smart”)

Linguistic intelligence is the ability to think in words and to use language to express and appreciate complex meanings. Linguistic intelligence is the most widely shared human competence and is evident in poets, novelists, journalists, and effective public speakers

Cancer Zodiac: . Interpersonal Intelligence (People Smart”)

Interpersonal intelligence is the ability to understand and interact effectively with others. It involves effective verbal and nonverbal communication, the ability to note distinctions among others, sensitivity to the moods and temperaments of others, and the ability to entertain multiple perspectives.

Leo Zodiac: Intra-personal Intelligence (Self Smart”)

Intra-personal intelligence is the capacity to understand oneself and one’s thoughts and feelings, and to use such knowledge in planning and directioning one’s life. Intra-personal intelligence involves not only an appreciation of the self, but also of the human condition.

Virgo Zodiac: Logical-Mathematical Intelligence (Number/Reasoning Smart)

Logical-mathematical intelligence is the ability to calculate, quantify, consider propositions and hypotheses, and carry out complete mathematical operations. It enables us to perceive relationships and connections and to use abstract, symbolic thought; sequential reasoning skills; and inductive and deductive thinking patterns. Logical intelligence is usually well developed in mathematicians, scientists, and detectives.

Libra Zodiac: Interpersonal Intelligence (People Smart”)

Interpersonal intelligence is the ability to understand and interact effectively with others. It involves effective verbal and nonverbal communication, the ability to note distinctions among others, sensitivity to the moods and temperaments of others, and the ability to entertain multiple perspectives.

Scorpio Zodiac: Spatial Intelligence (“Picture Smart”)

Spatial intelligence is the ability to think in three dimensions. Core capacities include mental imagery, spatial reasoning, image manipulation, graphic and artistic skills, and an active imagination

Sagittarius Zodiac: Existential Intelligence

Sensitivity and capacity to tackle deep questions about human existence, such as the meaning of life, why do we die, and how did we get here. Curiosity and broad mindedness are pronounced

Capricorn Zodiac:Logical-Mathematical Intelligence (Number/Reasoning Smart)

Logical-mathematical intelligence is the ability to calculate, quantify, consider propositions and hypotheses, and carry out complete mathematical operations. It enables us to perceive relationships and connections and to use abstract, symbolic thought; sequential reasoning skills; and inductive and deductive thinking patterns.

Aquarius Zodiac: Existential Intelligence

Sensitivity and capacity to tackle deep questions about human existence, such as the meaning of life, why do we die, and how did we get here.

Pisces Zodiac: Interpersonal Intelligence (People Smart”)

Interpersonal intelligence is the ability to understand and interact effectively with others. It involves effective verbal and nonverbal communication, the ability to note distinctions among others, sensitivity to the moods and temperaments of others, and the ability to entertain multiple perspectives.

More Zodiac Facts here

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The Signs In a gang

Aries: The Muscle

Taurus: The one who wants to run everything

Gemini: The double agent

Cancer: The one that just wants everybody to be friends

Leo: The one that falls in love with a person from an enemy group

Virgo: The practical one that keeps everybody in check and does inventory

Libra: The charming one who persuades people to get what they want

Scorpio: The manipulative one that likes to cause problems within the gang

Sagittarius: The hardcore daredevil that does the craziest parts of the operation.

Capricorn: The leader

Aquarius: The one who is constantly high and is honestly just in it for the drugs

Pisces: The one who uses the creativity to solve problems

[byeblack]

been having the worst time w my hair; trying to remove the blue. haven’t been feelin too cute lately but today i did 😇💙

[ohcelestialppl]

You can look at the water signs metaphorically. The cancer is at the shore, the scorpio is at the bottom of the ocean, and the pisces is being taken by the waves somewhere. This says a lot.

[ohcelestialppl]

All the air signs are essential in this machine called communication. Libra is all about making many one on one relationships, aquarius is the creator of ideas to make humanity better, and gemini is the sublime messenger. 

[ohcelestialppl]

The earth signs can be put simply by looking at them as a tree. You can say that capricorn is the roots & soil, taurus is the trunk & branches, and virgo is the leafs & fruit.

[ohcelestialppl]

Aries lights the fire, leo is the heat from that fire, and Sagittarius is the debris. Without the fire signs people would never know what they’re capable of.

[ohcelestialppl]

Quick thoughts on the Modalities...

Cardinal: you’re just so inspirational dude.. natural born initiators

Fixed: oozing confidence.. No one can tell you anything

Mutable: so fucking fun.. come and spice up my life

[ohcelestialppl]

You are NOT your sign, you are a representative of its energy. When you figure out how to control it is when you become the highest manifestation of that energy. There after, you will acquire only the benefits of the sign.

[ohcelestialppl]

What haters are afraid to admit about each sign

Aries: your energy is admirable and electric

Taurus: your self-control is impeccable

Gemini: you don’t have to try to be cool

Cancer: has that special kind of warm energy

Leo: a sign everyone would rather be

Virgo: just ethereal

Libra: everyone has wanted to court them once in their life

Scorpio: everyone wants a taste of this enigma

Sagittarius: you are beyond good at anything you want 

Capricorn: you’re artsier than most people

Aquarius: best friend you’ll ever have

Pisces: the MOST wisest sign

[pallastrology]

basic compatibility!

(click each sign for a one-word description of their relationship with every sign!) 

aries 

key traits — loving, honest, curious, energetic

best suited to — a sign that will cool them off when they need it, without restricting them. a sign that needs freedom and care and a pair of arms to call home after the adventure ends.  

taurus 

key traits — indulgent, creative, logical, lazy

best suited to — someone to relax with, someone to provide for and appreciate, who will love their taurus in just the right way. a sign that will bring out taurus’ caring side.

gemini 

key traits — thoughtful, likeable, witty, dreamy

best suited to — someone that runs as deep as they do, who they can talk to about anything and everything. someone to bounce off, who takes them more seriously than they do.

cancer 

key traits — nurturing, affectionate, emotional, dependant

best suited to — someone to nourish their sense of home, someone to be their family (or the start of it!), a sign that will adore them and let themselves be adored.

leo 

key traits — idealistic, insecure, affectionate, courageous

best suited to — a sign that will love them when they’re on top of the world, and when they’re hiding under the blankets. someone to bring out their inner child and love them for always.

virgo 

key traits — focused, perfectionist, worrisome, independent

best suited to — a sign that will give virgo the gentle, steady love they need to bloom. someone to ease their worries and make them tea for their stomach. someone for virgo to care about.

libra 

key traits — easygoing, lazy, indecisive, loving

best suited to — a sign that will turn libra’s life into a fairytale, who will help them to pick up the pieces of their soul and put them together. a sign that will always reassure libra.

scorpio 

key traits — intense, stubborn, thoughtful, funny

best suited to — a sign that can handle scorpio’s intensity and emotions, without getting sucked into their black hole souls. a sign that will always love them, after every rebirth.

sagittarius 

key traits — independant, honest, careful, devoted

best suited to — a gentle sign that will smooth out sagittarius’ brash language into sweet love notes. a sign that will always wait for them to come back, or go with them.

capricorn 

key traits — reserved, steady, cautious, responsible

best suited to — an affectionate sign that will give capricorn the tender affection they so dearly want, while letting capricorn’s sense of responsibility flourish without any pressure.

aquarius 

key traits — unique, sympathetic, intelligent, honest

best suited to — a sign that will make them feel smart, who will never patronise them. a sign that helps them to see the good in one, not just all, and takes care of their rare and sweet love.

pisces 

key traits — empathetic, dreamy, sensitive, indecisive

best suited to — a nurturing sign that will help brighten up pisces’ world and engage their love of love. a sign that will hold their hand while they find their calling in life.

* * * (for a more detailed/in depth compatibility report, please message me! ^-^) 

[funkstrology]

LITTLE COMPLIMENTS FOR YOUR ASCENDANT

Aries: You always seem so full of life and vitality. It raises people's happiness instantly when you walk into the room.

Taurus: Having you around is brilliant - your voice is a grounding force and you're always good for a laugh.

Gemini: Wow. You have the best resting bitch face, the best smirk, the best laugh, and the best conversation topics.

Cancer: Being around you is relaxing because it seems like nothing can ever really go wrong when you're there to help.

Leo: Whenever you're there I can't take my eyes off you, it feels like wasting time when I'm not looking at you.

Virgo: You're easy to talk to because you seem so clever and polite, you never get boring and you never get bored.

Libra: Why does everyone deny that courtesy is actually great? Your manners are refreshing and you're drop-dead gorgeous.

Scorpio: You're so different to everyone else and the fact that you like it only makes us adore you even more.

Sagittarius: You are amazing at weird conversation starters and all your strange tiny talents make me laugh so hard.

Capricorn: People feel like they can do anything around you because you're so in control, we know nothing can go wrong.

Aquarius: No-one can beat your goofy jokes and you're so relaxing and nonjudgmental, it's great to talk to you.

Pisces: You are so sweet and lovely, you have the cutest face and the dreamiest eyes. Your kindness is exemplary.

[astrolocherry]

sometimes i get uncomfortable feelings inside… with signs… feelings of unease … they can hurt with aries it’s sort of this raw vulnerability and sort of the feeling of everything being unfamiliar like i was just dropped here and i never asked

there is a sort of lethargy i can feel in taurus but that responsibility things must be done, but the body can feel cloudy??? like, i just want to lie down and make the world go away

gemini is this feeling of quicksand, nothing is ever really stable or constant, my inner and outer world changes rapidly, i don’t know who i am, i feel nervous but i don’t know why, i feel scared of being bored

cancer is kind of this abandonment fear, as if suddenly everything you’ve ever known or loved is going to be ripped away from you and i am clawing into my arm like i am sure they claw onto things for that sense of security

leo is this intense, dominating need to always be ‘ON’ and in performance mode even though there is something like weak and scared inside

virgo is a knot in my stomach, nerves surging through me and thoughts blaring and crossing a million miles an hour i almost feel like i am just going to be consumed with this buzz of overstimulation and dread at the same time

libra i feel really fragile and i really feel alone, when i’m alone? my thoughts echo louder, i can’t settle these worries, i feel empty and ruminating on the past mistakes i’ve made with people, that sort of feeling

scorpio is like this deep, deeper than the ocean burn, a wound so buried but still so raw if it is ever touched, there is a profound isolation, what i am feeling and experiencing is not of this world, and nobody could ever understand it

sagittarius is this pressing, restless urgency to move because i feel like i am missing out on something great or brilliant and it’s this sort of discontent with the present moment cause i could be somewhere better

capricorn feels like this shadowy cape that drapes me and reminds me of my mortality, how much i haven’t achieved, how many of my own expectations i am yet to accomplish, how inadequate i am despite the potential i know i’m capable of

aquarius is just this sort of dissociation feeling, being locked way from the body and the world, this sort of fear i will float away and get lost forever in space, a million miles from everyone and everything, because thats how i feel inside

pisces feels of this inability to cope with the present reality. it kind of hurts. noises are loud. i want to be somewhere else so badly. i am tired, so tired i could sleep until death

i guess with the good comes the bad. as dr jung says, No tree, it is said, can grow to heaven unless its roots reach down to hell. … -Cherry

[astrologybombthediggity]

Signs who are the most dedicated to their friendships

Aries, Taurus, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius

[funkstrology]

I disagree. Leo's should be number one on this list?!

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Idfc

“ Tell me pretty lies, Look me in the face,Tell me that you love me, Even if it’s fake “ : Aries, Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Pisces

“  Cause I have hella feelings for you, I act like I don’t fucking care, Cause I’m so fucking scared “ : Gemini, Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius

[zombiebruja]

mean girl that is sensitive af

Aries, Leo, Aquarius, Gemini, Sagittarius

[funkstrology]

The Signs About Rules

Aries: "Rules are meant to be broken."

Taurus: "It's not against the rules unless you get caught."

Gemini: "It's all fun and games until someone is screaming for unidentified reasons."

Cancer: I follow the rules I agree with™

Leo: "Rules don't exist when you're with friends."

Virgo: "I'll break them because you'll do it without me anyways."

Libra: Do The Right Thing™

Scorpio: "Rules are meant to be broken, spat on, and brutally murdered by someone fronting as Highway Patrol."

Sagittarius: "Rules don't exist for those who are intelligent, crafty, and good in bad situations - like me."

Capricorn: I Did 20 Bad Things Under Stress I'm Sorry for Murdering That Kid But He Looked At Me Weird™

Aquarius: "Rules are like theories - they're supposed to work, and supposed to be followed, but there are exceptions. Like me."

Pisces: Snitch On Those Who Hurt Me and Use My Innocence As A Facade™

*Use your Mars too!!