[meme0n]

I'm moving blogs!!! My new acc is @eeveedolly and my follow back will be @ninfiavee !

Im just tired of having two dashboards xD

[wordfather]

writing tip:

if you push buttons on a keyboard, letters will appear on the screen. and with that power you can do anything

[lychgate]

 i think it was cruel to give lightning mcqueen a foot fetish, as he lives in a world where all feet are wheels. he has nothing.

[wordfather]

sorry i wasnt talking to you i think

[knightofdandelions]

[catcrumb]

[pincakoolata-deactivated2014030]

[grizzly-bear-official]

[apple-juth-deactivated20220606]

[argumate]

spam ads that are like “try not to cum!” I mean damn is it hard? I’m not cumming right now

[argumate]

where’s my medal

[ralfmaximus]

Washington DC (AP) - In a closed ceremony today, President Joe Biden awarded the Congressional Did Not Cum Medal Of Honor to Argumate. When asked for comment, Argumate said, “it wasn’t hard.”

“That’s what she said!” President Biden replied with a hearty backslap as the US Marine Corps Band played the Theme to Family Guy. 

[argumate]

thank you thank you we’ve plumbed new depths today

[confusedbyinterface]

[persistent-wallflower]

You pass a pussy wall daily?

Idk there's just literally no reason for it to have a shape like that 😭😭 It's the only part of the wall that looks this way. Who made this

[psyduckscience]

cuntcrete

[transmechanicus]

I could bundle you up very safe inside a single ravioli

[avas-wonderland]

💕Imagine your romantic f/o doing this to you:

[adult-sasuke]

remembering that kakashi was fuckign 26 years old when he got assigned team seven is blowing my mind right now. I was naruto’s age when I got sucked into this shit and now I’m kakashi’s and like,,,I get it. my man got assigned the generation’s WORST of the WORST gremlin children and he did the best he fuckin’ could. he nearly dies on every mission because sasuke refuses to go to anger management and naruto is so dumb he probably can’t even read. he’s got like 7 summons that are dogs and he could be spending all his time with them but is he/?? no. he’s got a sharingan making him so Perpetually Exhausted it’s a straight up medical condition and he has to spend all his free time restraining the two finalists of Konoha’s Next Top Orphan from getting people killed instead of like….teaching them. 26 years old and all that unbelievable bullshit. god. and!! then when he finally gets to take a fucking nap they make him hokage I honestly can’t believe he did it. wasn’t even 30 fucking years old. I can’t believe he didn’t leave the damn village himself.

[bluekomadori]

Some Knuckles poses I drew back in August

[veryluckyclovers]

i love you i love you

[spoonwizardd]

gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets

[milkflys]

[moonlights-shadow-warrior]

[internet-or-sleep]

Those tags had me weeping actual tears of mirth holy fuck

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[huffylemon]

damn ok lake superior

[songsofwaterandnight]

Ok yeah that lake is superior