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[scottlangs]

thanks for following me but you’re gonna regret it later

[officialunitedstates]

this reminds me of the time in 2025 when someone pushed down the leaning tower of pisa and spacex donated $1.6 billion to fix it

[gonereducedtoatoms-deactivated2]

op are you a time traveler

[officialunitedstates]

ooops sorry ignore this post for a few years

[kelseykingillustration]

Taking a nap on some sunny laundry

[squidmayo]

the rats have unionised

[liquidstar]

my little brother got a girlfriend recently and the two of them have been making their discord icons matching anime couples, so my other brother, his twin, keeps changing his icon to a third wheel character to annoy them

[liquidstar]

this is an old post but i have an update: the second brother started voice calling and playing games with a girl he likes, and every time the first brother walks into their room while hes talking to her he makes sure to hype him up, but in absurdly hyperbolized ways like “broo i just saw you on the news congrats on saving the bus full of orphans from crashing into the baby panda hospital. also zendaya called and asked if you wanted to go out with her and billie eilish but obviously you wont because youre so loyal. and joe biden came by personally and said he wanted to give you an award for most handsome man alive but i told him to just put it with the others”

[a-counter]

You used the letter a 58 times!!

And 710 letters, so the letter a is about 8.17%

The letter a is on average used about 8.2% of the time, which means you sadly used it slightly less than average :(

[liquidstar]

Wait I can salvage this

[liquidstar]

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[go-learn-esperanto]

I see so many people starting to use Threads as a way to escape Twitter and yes, it's owned by Facebook's CEO and giving Facebook the monopoly of social media is bad but I think we should also talk about the fact that, you know, Threads isn't avalibe in the EU for privacy reasons????? That should be concerning to EVERYONE

[starryrabbit13]

also the fact that iirc if you want to delete your threads profile you'll need to delete your Instagram account too 🙃🙃🙃 (also please lmk if any of the links repeat and/or are fucked up!)

[go-learn-esperanto]

Well that's one I didn't even think possible.... Well, that's a good way to force everyone to not leave the app

[kish-mish-deactivated20240723]

Have you seen the permissions it needs?

This is fucking terrifying

[iimojin]

Perfectly timed

[gauntletqueen]

Hi Zoey. Asking from a place of ignorance, could you please explain why Threads is dogshit?

Threads is the Hot New Garbagedump by Certified Scum Of The Earth and Facebook/Meta owner Zuckerburg. It is like if twitter was even worse.

There is ONLY a For You page, meaning you can never just see the posts from your followed accounts who, yknow, you followed for the purpose of seeing their posts.You can't see those. you have to see the algorithm's posts ONLY. You also require an instagram to get full access to all the features like Posting Images. You need a separate social media account to properly access this new social media. And once you've done so, the only way to delete your Threads account, is to delete you instagram account. The Whole Thing. For Some Fucking Reason. Not to mention, obviously since it's zuckerburg, the thing syphons your personal information like crazy, worse still than twitter.

Like ALL your data. as much as it can get. (Love that it says "Other Data" btw. Nice subtle way of saying "whatever else we want") ALSO wouldn't you know it? It's fucking banned in the EU because it violates a bunch of fucking privacy laws!! So it's DEFINITELY not safe to use!

It is as predatory and exploitative as can be, created by someone that we collectively agreed Sucks Shit and Has No Empathy For Human Life and Individuality, and nobody should be touching it with a ten foot pole let alone sign up for it. Not even to test the waters or because it's where everyone is heading, or to see how bad it is for yourself. It doesn't matter if you're joining to get an account ready in case the platform ends up the new big thing. You're feeding the statistics. Even if you're not using that account, Zuckerburg can show the number of signups to shareholders and investors to prove to them that it's viable. Instead of jumping on the bandwagon in case it succeeds, inform people why they shouldn't join, to reduce its chance of success! It's like strikes and protests; The more of us get the word out, the more effective it'll be!

[nappotuna]

let me tend to your wounds

[abbabananaaa]

temenos & throné one of my fav interactions

[hampsdesu]

My version of Insu from @precious-if

At least I tried, I still prefer Rk's version way more 🤧❤️

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

Opening Task Manager to scare the programs into behaving again

[crabussy]

what’s your favourite colour?

red

orange

yellow

green

blue

indigo

purple

pink

black

white

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023

[memewhore]

[pimby]

brought a kiss to the knife fight

[shmaroace-deactivated20241124]

we need to normalize identifying as something but then changing your label later, except your old label is still important to you. yes i did used to identify as biromantic and asexual and yes it still influences me even though i'm a loveless aroace now. changing labels is okay and healthy!!!

[greenteaandtattoos]

I've identified as romance-adverse and sex-repulsed aroace for a long time, but I recently met someone that's put my entire aromantic identity spiraling into the unknown again (still very much ace). But the label "aroace" is so extremely important to me, it's a part of me, so even though I'm questioning and searching the aro part of my identity, I know it's still a part of it, so I've decided to use aroace as an umbrella term. I'm not the aroace I thought I was, but I'm still aroace.

[memewhore]