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@memejolnir
My grandfather died yesterday.
It wasn't covid, but it was sudden.
He was alright the day before.
I know I haven't posted in a while, but all the blogs I reblog to will be on hiatus until further notice while I emotionally process this.
Please do not reblog this.
Replies are fine, but reblogs will denote a currently on-hiatus blog.
YALYALLLL YALLLL YAL
MY MOM SAID IF I COULD GET 100,000 NOTES I CAN GET A DAGGER
PLEASE HELP ME
IM NOT ALLOWED TO REBLOG OR SPAM MY OWN POST SO HELP ME OUT GUSY
PLEASE I WANT A DAGGER
this seems like a good cause
Time to put my blog to interesting use.
@tilltheendwilliwrite Can we help this lovely out?
@bittergayvvitch
So this post was originally made on September 11th 2020. I am reblogging on September 13th of the same year. At the time my computer first loaded this post it was at ten-thousand-one-hundred-and-eighty-two notes. By the time I’d scrolled down to it and chose to open it in a new tab so I could check when it was originally made, it had increased to 10,191 notes. When I noticed this as I was preparing to reblog, I reloaded the page and found that the number had reached 10,198.
What I’m sayig is that somewhere, someone’s mother is quite likely approaching the realization that they may actually be compelled to live up to their end of this little bargain.
I am now about to hit reblog, but before I do I’m reloading the page one last time. In the time it has taken me to type this, the number has reached 10,205.
were only 1/10 th of the way there but yeah, my mom is kinda scared now
Haha yeah we're getting you a dagger.
@adorableheathen @kingscrown666 @timetravellingcactus
For a good cause?
Great cause. I received my first blade at 8 years old.
it's the 14th and we're 1/4 there!
@ibelieveinahappilyeverafter @five-rivers @cheshire-kas @itescapedfromdangerplanet @dirge-of-the-clackers @thedreadpiratewesley
27k notes and I suspect a certain someone is regretting a lot of things right now.
The ownership of a dagger is a worthy goal and as such I shall be reblogging this everywhere
A Cleverly Designed Computer Repair Tool Kit Shaped Like Mjölnir, The Mighty Hammer of Thor
@thor-the-asgardian-meme
*can't do this, but wishes to be able to*
*begins planning mischief*
*sits self right in the security scanners. bleeping ensues*
*places self firmly blocking the entrance/exit of @tonystankposts' lab*
Hey! I thought we were bros!
*is trying to make @tonystankposts go to sleep at a decent time*
I guess I can't argue with that. @memevis, can you let us know when the Boss goes to bed so Mjolnir can go? I'm supposed to go watch the game with @memecaptainsteverogers !
Actually, M, why don't you come with? Steve loves you!
*does not have eyes but will take any chance to hang out with the worthy Captain*
@memecaptainsteverogers
So I could just sleep in the lab and you would never know
Uh, Boss? I'm in the lab, M and I are bros, and I have a vested interest in keeping you happy.
You must be exhausted. You're usually sharper than that.
*would like to remind @tonystankposts that dum-e has eyes enough for both of us and I must be able to detect worthiness therefore I can clearly sense when someone is near me*
What they* said.
*Hey, M, I'm not sure I ever got your preferred pronouns?
Do we need to have the "Tony is a grown ass man" discussion again? Which is followed by the "I will be very displeased with you all if you police what he does amd you won't like it." Discussion???
*would like to inform Pepper Potts that Tony Stark has been awake for over 80 hours at this point so...*
Pepper Potts would like to reiterate that Tony Stark is a grown ass man and can make his own decisions. Knock It Off.
*is a very concerned hammer*
*very casually walks over and moves the hammer*
*would refuse to move but who could refuse Superman*
If you’re determined to make someone sleep, there is an exhausted teenage boy I could use some help with.
*would like to be directed to the teenage boy*
@timeme-drake I'll apologize later.
*will eagerly help this teenage boy get to sleep*
*places self firmly blocking the entrance/exit of @tonystankposts' lab*
Hey! I thought we were bros!
*is trying to make @tonystankposts go to sleep at a decent time*
I guess I can't argue with that. @memevis, can you let us know when the Boss goes to bed so Mjolnir can go? I'm supposed to go watch the game with @memecaptainsteverogers !
Actually, M, why don't you come with? Steve loves you!
*does not have eyes but will take any chance to hang out with the worthy Captain*
@memecaptainsteverogers
So I could just sleep in the lab and you would never know
Uh, Boss? I'm in the lab, M and I are bros, and I have a vested interest in keeping you happy.
You must be exhausted. You're usually sharper than that.
*would like to remind @tonystankposts that dum-e has eyes enough for both of us and I must be able to detect worthiness therefore I can clearly sense when someone is near me*
What they* said.
*Hey, M, I'm not sure I ever got your preferred pronouns?
Do we need to have the "Tony is a grown ass man" discussion again? Which is followed by the "I will be very displeased with you all if you police what he does amd you won't like it." Discussion???
*would like to inform Pepper Potts that Tony Stark has been awake for over 80 hours at this point so...*
Pepper Potts would like to reiterate that Tony Stark is a grown ass man and can make his own decisions. Knock It Off.
*is a very concerned hammer*
*very casually walks over and moves the hammer*
*would refuse to move but who could refuse Superman*
If you’re determined to make someone sleep, there is an exhausted teenage boy I could use some help with.
*would like to be directed to the teenage boy*
*places self firmly blocking the entrance/exit of @tonystankposts' lab*
Hey! I thought we were bros!
*is trying to make @tonystankposts go to sleep at a decent time*
I guess I can't argue with that. @memevis, can you let us know when the Boss goes to bed so Mjolnir can go? I'm supposed to go watch the game with @memecaptainsteverogers !
Actually, M, why don't you come with? Steve loves you!
*does not have eyes but will take any chance to hang out with the worthy Captain*
@memecaptainsteverogers
So I could just sleep in the lab and you would never know
Uh, Boss? I'm in the lab, M and I are bros, and I have a vested interest in keeping you happy.
You must be exhausted. You're usually sharper than that.
*would like to remind @tonystankposts that dum-e has eyes enough for both of us and I must be able to detect worthiness therefore I can clearly sense when someone is near me*
What they* said.
*Hey, M, I'm not sure I ever got your preferred pronouns?
Do we need to have the "Tony is a grown ass man" discussion again? Which is followed by the "I will be very displeased with you all if you police what he does amd you won't like it." Discussion???
*would like to inform Pepper Potts that Tony Stark has been awake for over 80 hours at this point so...*
Pepper Potts would like to reiterate that Tony Stark is a grown ass man and can make his own decisions. Knock It Off.
*is a very concerned hammer*
*very casually walks over and moves the hammer*
*would refuse to move but who could refuse Superman*
*places self firmly blocking the entrance/exit of @tonystankposts' lab*
Hey! I thought we were bros!
*is trying to make @tonystankposts go to sleep at a decent time*
I guess I can't argue with that. @memevis, can you let us know when the Boss goes to bed so Mjolnir can go? I'm supposed to go watch the game with @memecaptainsteverogers !
Actually, M, why don't you come with? Steve loves you!
*does not have eyes but will take any chance to hang out with the worthy Captain*
@memecaptainsteverogers
So I could just sleep in the lab and you would never know
Uh, Boss? I'm in the lab, M and I are bros, and I have a vested interest in keeping you happy.
You must be exhausted. You're usually sharper than that.
*would like to remind @tonystankposts that dum-e has eyes enough for both of us and I must be able to detect worthiness therefore I can clearly sense when someone is near me*
What they* said.
*Hey, M, I'm not sure I ever got your preferred pronouns?
Do we need to have the "Tony is a grown ass man" discussion again? Which is followed by the "I will be very displeased with you all if you police what he does amd you won't like it." Discussion???
*would like to inform Pepper Potts that Tony Stark has been awake for over 80 hours at this point so...*
Pepper Potts would like to reiterate that Tony Stark is a grown ass man and can make his own decisions. Knock It Off.
*is a very concerned hammer*
*places self firmly blocking the entrance/exit of @tonystankposts' lab*
Hey! I thought we were bros!
*is trying to make @tonystankposts go to sleep at a decent time*
I guess I can't argue with that. @memevis, can you let us know when the Boss goes to bed so Mjolnir can go? I'm supposed to go watch the game with @memecaptainsteverogers !
Actually, M, why don't you come with? Steve loves you!
*does not have eyes but will take any chance to hang out with the worthy Captain*
@memecaptainsteverogers
So I could just sleep in the lab and you would never know
Uh, Boss? I'm in the lab, M and I are bros, and I have a vested interest in keeping you happy.
You must be exhausted. You're usually sharper than that.
*would like to remind @tonystankposts that dum-e has eyes enough for both of us and I must be able to detect worthiness therefore I can clearly sense when someone is near me*
What they* said.
*Hey, M, I'm not sure I ever got your preferred pronouns?
Do we need to have the "Tony is a grown ass man" discussion again? Which is followed by the "I will be very displeased with you all if you police what he does amd you won't like it." Discussion???
*would like to inform Pepper Potts that Tony Stark has been awake for over 80 hours at this point so...*
you’re not going to win this one. just let stark do what he wants unless he’s actively causing explosions in a populated area
*is a very stubborn hammer, and will win eventually*
*places self firmly blocking the entrance/exit of @tonystankposts' lab*
Hey! I thought we were bros!
*is trying to make @tonystankposts go to sleep at a decent time*
I guess I can't argue with that. @memevis, can you let us know when the Boss goes to bed so Mjolnir can go? I'm supposed to go watch the game with @memecaptainsteverogers !
Actually, M, why don't you come with? Steve loves you!
*does not have eyes but will take any chance to hang out with the worthy Captain*
@memecaptainsteverogers
So I could just sleep in the lab and you would never know
Uh, Boss? I'm in the lab, M and I are bros, and I have a vested interest in keeping you happy.
You must be exhausted. You're usually sharper than that.
*would like to remind @tonystankposts that dum-e has eyes enough for both of us and I must be able to detect worthiness therefore I can clearly sense when someone is near me*
What they* said.
*Hey, M, I'm not sure I ever got your preferred pronouns?
*does not know what pronouns are applicable for a hammer*
*places self firmly blocking the entrance/exit of @tonystankposts' lab*
Hey! I thought we were bros!
*is trying to make @tonystankposts go to sleep at a decent time*
I guess I can't argue with that. @memevis, can you let us know when the Boss goes to bed so Mjolnir can go? I'm supposed to go watch the game with @memecaptainsteverogers !
Actually, M, why don't you come with? Steve loves you!
*does not have eyes but will take any chance to hang out with the worthy Captain*
@memecaptainsteverogers
So I could just sleep in the lab and you would never know
Uh, Boss? I'm in the lab, M and I are bros, and I have a vested interest in keeping you happy.
You must be exhausted. You're usually sharper than that.
*would like to remind @tonystankposts that dum-e has eyes enough for both of us and I must be able to detect worthiness therefore I can clearly sense when someone is near me*
What they* said.
*Hey, M, I'm not sure I ever got your preferred pronouns?
Do we need to have the "Tony is a grown ass man" discussion again? Which is followed by the "I will be very displeased with you all if you police what he does amd you won't like it." Discussion???
*would like to inform Pepper Potts that Tony Stark has been awake for over 80 hours at this point so...*
*places self firmly blocking the entrance/exit of @tonystankposts' lab*
Hey! I thought we were bros!
*is trying to make @tonystankposts go to sleep at a decent time*
I guess I can't argue with that. @memevis, can you let us know when the Boss goes to bed so Mjolnir can go? I'm supposed to go watch the game with @memecaptainsteverogers !
Actually, M, why don't you come with? Steve loves you!
*does not have eyes but will take any chance to hang out with the worthy Captain*
@memecaptainsteverogers
So I could just sleep in the lab and you would never know
Uh, Boss? I'm in the lab, M and I are bros, and I have a vested interest in keeping you happy.
You must be exhausted. You're usually sharper than that.
*would like to remind @tonystankposts that dum-e has eyes enough for both of us and I must be able to detect worthiness therefore I can clearly sense when someone is near me*
*places self firmly blocking the entrance/exit of @tonystankposts' lab*
Hey! I thought we were bros!
*is trying to make @tonystankposts go to sleep at a decent time*
I guess I can't argue with that. @memevis, can you let us know when the Boss goes to bed so Mjolnir can go? I'm supposed to go watch the game with @memecaptainsteverogers !
Actually, M, why don't you come with? Steve loves you!
*does not have eyes but will take any chance to hang out with the worthy Captain*
@memecaptainsteverogers
*places self firmly blocking the entrance/exit of @tonystankposts' lab*
Hey! I thought we were bros!
*is trying to make @tonystankposts go to sleep at a decent time*
*places self firmly blocking the entrance/exit of @tonystankposts' lab*
*perches in between the elevator doors so they can't shut*
