You know who I am

[tonystankposts]

If I can wear a full-body tin can for hours on end, you can wear a mask for forty-five minutes to go grocery shopping.

[ask-thelittleheros]

Who’s smarter: Shuri or Tony?

Tony: Shuri, obviously. Listen, I’m amazing. But you do realize shes the actual mind behind the most technologically advanced country on the planet?? It’s not even a contest. It’s also not a contest. 

Shuri: Are you saying that because you admittedly lost?

Tony: Don’t out me I’m hyping you.

[tonystankposts]

Black Lives Matter

[mythmica]

Psst NASA is currently running a poll to decide the name of the next Mars rover!

These are the nine finalists! The poll closes in five days, so go vote here! The winning name will be announce in March :)

[neilarmstrong]

These are all really good tbh

[thatdisasterauthor]

Oooooooooooh. This was a hard choice! I ended up going with Fortitude. It just feels very fitting with current events, both related to space and otherwise.

[clockways]

@scifigrl47 ROVERS SCI

[scifigrl47]

ROVERS!  BABY ROVERS!

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

Texts From Superheroes

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[dum-meme]

@biggreenmememachine

[biggreenmememachine]

Smarter than we are given credit for!

[tonystankposts]

I’ve bought three stashes of trick-or-treat candy and so far I’ve eaten two of them

[memecaptainsteverogers]

Trying to decide on a Halloween Costume. I’m torn between going as Iron Man or as Sexy Corn.

[scarletmemewitch]

split the difference and go as sexy iron man

[tonystankposts]

How’s that different from normal Iron Man?

[lesbeet]

🍎🍯 !!לשנה טובה ותיכתבו 🍯🍎

to all my jewish friends, have a happy and healthy new year! 

[tonystankposts]

I never thought I’d have to explain what “clap alien cheeks” meant to the Area 51 guards, but that’s a thing that has happened

[memecaptainsteverogers]

This might be a controversial hot take but I think we have enough potato chip flavors.

[tonystankposts]

You can pry my fried dill pickle and ranch flavored potato chips from my cold, dead hands 

[thor-the-asgardian-meme]

I wish to keep my pesto and pickled onion flavour crisps too, Captain!

[memecaptainsteverogers]

Where did you even find those?

[meme-mystique]

I’ve seen cheeseburger flavor chips before.  They’re not bad

[tonystankposts]

The deep dish pizza chips are weird, though

If I want pizza flavored chips, I’ll go with Pringles

[tonystankposts]

This is better than both movies could hope to be

“SNAP YO FINGERS” 

[memejolnir]

*places self firmly blocking the entrance/exit of @tonystankposts' lab*

[dum-meme]

Hey! I thought we were bros!

[memejolnir]

*is trying to make @tonystankposts go to sleep at a decent time*

[dum-meme]

I guess I can't argue with that. @memevis, can you let us know when the Boss goes to bed so Mjolnir can go? I'm supposed to go watch the game with @memecaptainsteverogers !

Actually, M, why don't you come with? Steve loves you!

[memejolnir]

*does not have eyes but will take any chance to hang out with the worthy Captain*

@memecaptainsteverogers

[tonystankposts]

So I could just sleep in the lab and you would never know

[memecaptainsteverogers]

This might be a controversial hot take but I think we have enough potato chip flavors.

[tonystankposts]

You can pry my fried dill pickle and ranch flavored potato chips from my cold, dead hands 

[dum-meme]

Is Avengers Tower equipped to handle 30-50 feral hogs?

[pepper-to-the-rescmeme]

...

Why?

Why is that a question you have?

Is it hypothetical?

PLEASE BE HYPOTHETICAL.

[dum-meme]

According to Twitter, 30-50 feral hogs are everywhere!

[pepper-to-the-rescmeme]

Oh thank god. Its fine, Dum-e, we won't have to house hogs.

[scarletmemewitch]

...so where are we supposed to put them?

[pepper-to-the-rescmeme]

We don't put them anywhere! There are no hogs!!!

[ladyhawkmemeguy]

feral hogs?

in avengers tower?

it’s more likely than you think.

[pepper-to-the-rescmeme]

Oh god.

Oh god.

If any one needs me, I'll be having a breakdown in conferemce room 2. All entry is barred unless you're bringing me alcohol.

[memeria-hill]

What kind of alcohol would you like, and can I hide from the hogs with you?

[pepper-to-the-rescmeme]

We're doing vodka+patron shots

Vodkila, if you will.

You are more than welcome!

[the-real-kamala-meme-khan-deact]

can we befriend the hogs??? they might be cute or friendly!

[pepper-to-the-rescmeme]

You can certainly try. I will not, I had enough of that shit growing up. They are neither of those things.

[the-real-kamala-meme-khan-deact]

But what about the babies????? (TmT) surely the babies are friendly????

[pepper-to-the-rescmeme]

See, they want you to think that. Lookin' all cute n shit. Theyre fucking not. Hell spawn, they are.

[the-real-kamala-meme-khan-deact]

ALLL OF THEM????

[pepper-to-the-rescmeme]

ALL OF THEM, DARLING.

[memeria-hill]

*enters with the requested alcohol*

pepper, the hogs... they got into the records room.

[pepper-to-the-rescmeme]

Takes several shots

Fuck it. I'll have Tony look at it later. Not handling this one issue.

[tonystankposts]

I’m gonna make so much bacon

[captainhaterade]

There’s only one person who will actually enjoy this.

@memecaptainsteverogers

https://twitter.com/wonderbitch81/status/1155530460954529792

Also, “What in the Great White Fuck did you just do?” is such a broadly applicable question.

“WHAT IN THE GREAT WHITE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO? It just went all sideways about ten seconds in and I'll never ever trust anyone again. Keep

[memecaptainsteverogers]

Even I can’t approve of that. Hot dogs shouldn’t be served cold! 

[tonystankposts]

I’ll remind you of this the next time you put Spaghetti-Os in aspic

[memecaptainsteverogers]

There’s no hot dogs in spaghetti-os, Tony! 

[unamedwatcher]

Do you want to tell him, or should I?

[memecaptainsteverogers]

THERE’S NO HOT DOGS IN SPAGHETTI-OS

[tonystankposts]

I never said there were

I was just offering up an equally as disgusting example of a food you’ve actually made, Cap

[captainhaterade]

There’s only one person who will actually enjoy this.

@memecaptainsteverogers

https://twitter.com/wonderbitch81/status/1155530460954529792

Also, “What in the Great White Fuck did you just do?” is such a broadly applicable question.

“WHAT IN THE GREAT WHITE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO? It just went all sideways about ten seconds in and I'll never ever trust anyone again. Keep

[memecaptainsteverogers]

Even I can’t approve of that. Hot dogs shouldn’t be served cold! 

[tonystankposts]

I’ll remind you of this the next time you put Spaghetti-Os in aspic

[tonystankposts]

Don’t storm Area 51, I’ve been there, all that’s there is paperwork. Lots and lots of paperwork