Things are a meme

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Send me “🍺“ to give my muse an alcoholic drink.

Let’s see if we can get them drunk.

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Send me a ship for my muse and I’ll say if I Ship it or if I Skip it.

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Who’s ready for a BAD TIME?

Send the phrase ‘Boss Fight’ and I’ll write the setup and speech leading up to a boss fight against my character.

Or, send ‘Boss Fight Reversed” and I’ll give you my character’s reaction to a boss battle against yours.

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Garnet One Liner Sentence Starters

“And then I fell.”

“I’m not cleaning up this mess.”

“That’s not funny.”

“You should mention you’re taking artistic licence with that space ship design.”

“That’s what I said.”

“Close enough.”

“Whoops.”

“I’ll just throw him back over the fence.”

“Yessssss.”

“Don’t mess with his funky flow!”

“We look awesome.”

“You have a lobster on your butt.”

“Howdy, bang.”

“Stop hanging out with that thing, it’s creepy.”

“So you two can’t get along unless you think I’m going to kill you...”

“It’s a three hour paddle home.”

“They are bleeding. Oh no. They are dead. Don’t call again.”

“I didn’t write that.”

“I am much older than you.”

“I did it.”

“Okay, let’s kick their butts.”

“I drink coffee for breakfast.”

“___, master of comedy.”

“All comedy is derived from fear.”

“I’m a really. Good. Swimmer.”

“It’s low.”

“Nice shorts.”

“I blame the cows.”

“We can’t fight these things forever! Well we can, but I don’t want to.”

“Why are you such a butt face?”

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Send “✫” for my muse’s reaction to yours racing in after hearing them scream out in the night due to a nightmare.

Alternatively, send “✬” for my muse to race in after hearing yours scream out in the night due to a nightmare.

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Hacksaw Ridge (2016) - Sentence Starters

I don't know how I'm going to live with myself if I don't stay true to what I believe.

With the world so set on tearing itself apart, it don't seem like such a bad thing to me to want to put a little bit of it back together.

You're like gum on a shoe, ain't you?

While everybody else is taking life, I'm going to be saving it.

You know if you don’t breathe you’ll die.

You're tying a bowline boy, not building a bra.

I believe that any man who takes great pride in their natural naked state will surely enjoy the brisk of the outdoors.

Move it! You son of an exhibitionist!

If you plan on getting wet this weekend, make sure you put on a hat. I don't want anyone coming back pissing cream.

I fell in love with you because I thought you were unlike anyone else.

I’m going to get you home!

If there's a problem, you must be that problem.

I never claimed to be sane.

I have seen stalks of corn with better physiques.

It looks much worse than it is. Girls will still want to kiss you.

I have a knife in my foot ___.

Are you grinning at me boy or is that your natural state?

Do not point your gun forward, I do not want to be shot today.

Problem ___? Is there not one in your size? Or is it the color that is the issue?

I bet you’re enjoying this you naked degenerate!

What the hell is wrong with you? No one said take a rest!

I want you to have this, it’s mine.

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Tender Tuesday

Sometimes muses and muns just need some kindness.

Send “❧” for something nice towards your muse.

Send “☙” for something nice towards the mun.

***Can be from muse, mun, or both.

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Kingdom Hearts Random Quote Starters

Falling... Falling... Into darkness.

That's the power of the Keyblade!

All for one and one for all!

Let's just get out of here!

Well, now what do we do?

I've had enough of strength... There's only one thing I want...

You really DO remember me this time? I'm SO FLATTERED! But you're TOO LATE!

C'mere! I'll make it all stop!

Burn, baby!

You won't forget this!

Got it memorized?

Hey, you guys are looking lively.

You shouldn't judge anyone by appearance!

Oooh... I told them they were sending the wrong guy...

Oh, we do too have hearts. Don't be mad...

Silence, traitor.

Maybe... waiting isn't good enough.

You're not acting very friendly!

What's his name...? I just... just can't think of it....

You're home.

Another dream about him...

How could you say that, even if it were true?

Well, that's interesting.

Look sharp!

Which side are you on? I just got slugged!

We can take him on our own!

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Send ♤ and my muse will tell you something they like about your muse.

Or send ♠ for something they dislike.

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Send “You’ll have to go through me!” for my muse’s reaction to yours shielding mine from an attacker.

Alternatively, send “Wait! What are you doing!?” for my muse to shield yours from an attacker.

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Send “🔐” for my muse to find yours handcuffed/tied to their bed and unable to escape.

Add whether it’s intentional or not if you want to.

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Send “🔒” for your muse to discover mine handcuffed/tied to their bed and unable to escape.

Whether it’s intentional or not is up to the mun.

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Send 👶 for my muse to admit to yours that they’re pregnant.

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Send me “🛀” to catch my muse in the bath/having a shower.

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Show my muse some positivity, tell them what you like about them, something your muse likes about them, or just something nice. Warm their heart.

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Tell me, anon or not, which ship with my character is your favorite.

Bonus points as to why!

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Send something from the following list and I’ll write a short drabble/starter based on it.

Shining

Biology

Curly

Sweet whispers

Golden

Rustling leaves

Flowing

Softly

Bubble(s)

Cold

Please stay

Sore muscles

Yawn

Morning light

Craving

Wounded

Nightmare

Sweat

Hushed whispers

Bitter

Soak(ed)

Laugh(ing)

Glitter

Restraint

Forgive(ness)

Ocean/Sea

Fear

Excitement

Broken

Tears

Ponytail

Starlight

Moon

Warmth

Spirit

Breathless

Compete

Hard

Pale

Catch (me)

Raised voices

Wet

Dark(ness)

Joy

Music

Frost