Memes For Obsessed Woodwind Players

Woodwinds will rule all the bands!

[smellof-rain]

[maxknightley]

this is lovely but where does one even get the idea to plop a xylophone in the creek

[justmeandimhere]

plot twist: A guard girl gets hit from flying snare drum.

[thatsoundedcreepy]

I haven’t been posting my usual trombone tumblr pictures I feel like such a slacker

[oofology]

👏👏I can’t stress this enough 👏👏

[color-guard-girls-and-boys]

Reasons my legs are gonna look fly

1) Marching season 2) Pokemon Go

[shitbandkidsdo]

So at All State Band a girl knit a fucking octopus and this kid kept it on top of his bassoon the rest of the week

[drumcorpshero]

2011 Bluecoats “Brave New World” Creep.

[well-this-is-wierd]

OMFG THE BLUE COATS WERE DABBING BEFORE IT WAS COOL JFC 💙💙💙

[drumcorpshero]

“Brave New Dab”

[ineversleepanymore-deactivated2]

[issameeeaaamimo]

understand = reblog

[theoriginalspike]

I love being able to read music

[anarchy-my-dearx-deactivated201]

SAME.

[hometojersey]

Sorry to my followers who can’t read this xD 

[lotsandnoneatall-deactivated201]

why thank you

[inactive-trevelyam-blog]

That’s highly appreciated. Thanks.

[tylerraisin]

fuck you i read bass clef

[sri-rachas]

Love being a musician

[mhysa]

for those who can only read bass clef:

[festiveshrimps]

THANK YOU FOR THE BASS CLEF. I AM TREBLE-CHALEGED

[ashes2arsenic]

FIRST TIME I HAVE SEEN IT BASS TRANSLATED THANK YOU

[stickoutsectionleader-deactivat]

For my friends that read alto clef, here ya go

[piccoloangel-blog]

This is perfect.

[piccolo-of-doom-deactivated2020]

just band kid things

trying to describe another band kid’s personality, sighing heavily, and saying “they play the <instrument>” with a lot of emphasis like it means something very important (and it does)

[irresistable-band-geek-deactiva]

Practicing.

Things you’ll hear from my room while I’m practicing -noises that don’t make sense -clapping -screaming -crying -rustling sheet music (more like me throwing it) -various swear words -self doubt -the same part over and over again -metronome clicks -stand falling over (I might have kicked it) -cursing the composer and all of his/her intentions

Things I’ll need after practicing -ice -water -reassurance -nap

Things you’ll hear in the rehearsal hall -well prepared music.

[brit-musician]

So true #musicians #struggle

[memesforobsessedwoodwindplayers]

Saxophone problems:

That one guy who always plays careless whispers

[memesforobsessedwoodwindplayers]

Talking about drum corps

Person: So did you sleep in hotels or dorms over the summer?

Me: No we slept on gym floors every night.

Person: ...you paid how much to do this?

[lucicat]

here we see a wild bass player in it’s natural habitat, sleeping soundly in its cocoon

[mashable]

A talented Muggle rebound these ‘Harry Potter’ books, complete with horcruxes

[arisell-i]

Feelin’ Shitty and Looking Worse™

[sleeping-with-reality]

OKAY FIRST OF ALL WHY THE FUCK IS THE BRIDGE TOUCHING THE FINGERBOARD? LIKE FIRST OF ALL THAT MAKES THE VIOLIN COMPLETELY UNUSABLE, YET HE CONTINUES PLAYING BEHIND THE BRIDGE LIKE GOD DAMN HAVE YOU HEARD THAT BEFORE?? IT IS BY FAR YHE WORST NOISE EVER! SECONDLY HE IS GONNA DESTROY HIS BOW WITH IT BEING THAT TIGHT LIKE UH UH SWEETIE THAT IS NOT A BAROQUE STYLE BOW LOOSEN IT A LITTLE AND THAT BOW GRIP? WHAT THE FUCK FLOPPY FINGERS ARE FOR A CELLO DUMB ASS AND ON TOP OF ALL THAT HE’S PLAYING IN THIRD POSITION? ANYONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO PLAY IN THIRD POSITION WOULD NEVER EVEN PICK UP THIS VIOLIN TO BEGIN WITH I AM DONE THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SEXY PICTURE I EVEN CROPPED OUT THE PENIS YET I WAS DISTRACTED BY THE FLAWS IN EVERYTHING HE IS TRYING TO DO EVER JESUS

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

who needs real musical talent when you’re hot and can fake it ☺

[all-about-that-woodwind]

^^^ the motto for freshmen flutes in marching band

[hexaviolet]

did you mean: freshman trumpets

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

did you mean: pop musicians

[memesforobsessedwoodwindplayers]

me while teaching a music student: play an A

student: *calmly and carefully readies their instrument, making sure that they have good posture*

student: SCREEEEEEEECCHCHCHH REEEEEEEEEEEE GRRRRRRSCREEEECCCCCHCHHSSHSSSSSS PHHHFFFFFFFFFFFFF

me: good, but,