Holy Muffins!

Always on mobile This is a personal blog; feel free to judge me based on it but don't judge my poor blog it's not supposed to be quality and don't talk to me about changing my theme it just confuses me

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[thatsoundedcreepy]

you’ve met me at a time in my life

[kosmogrl]

you’ll be fine. you made it out of impossible situations before and you will do it again

[kosmogrl]

ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? YOU WILL DO IT AGAIN.

[kosmogrl]

#Iprommy

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[thatsoundedcreepy]

I agree

[politicallolcenter]

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[luntfontanne]

damn he really is an all-time poster

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[thatsoundedcreepy]

Is this about splatoon

[tall]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[indecisor]

Ted Chiang, “Why A.I. isn’t Going to Make Art.” The New Yorker.

[maudlingoblin]

the timeless mantra of long-distance friendships:

[niyarest]

can someone explain what he's talking about i got distracted by his giant jiggling honkers badonkers

[x]

[niyarest]

[official-boob-posts]

the slut is back !?

[thatsoundedcreepy]

Hello I’m upset

[niyarest]

can someone explain what he's talking about i got distracted by his giant jiggling honkers badonkers

[x]

[niyarest]

[official-boob-posts]

the slut is back !?

[iamoutofideas]

fucking sick of my insolent subjects