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Daddyās at the food store, Mummyās out of town,
Sheās working at the hospital since Rhona came to town,
Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhonaās come to town,
Hide away, hide away, sheās come to take us down.
Miss Rhonaās at the doorstep, Iāll keep 6 feet away,
But Grandma needs the paper, Iāll take her some today,
Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhonaās come to stay,
Hide away, hide away, we canāt come out to play.
But Grandma needs the paper, Iāll take her some today,
And hereās a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say,
Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away,
Hide away, hide away, she took us down today.
[Image ID: Tumblr user @neanderthyall says in the notes, āI thought that 6 feet was kind of a double meaning. Like six feet away to stop the spread, but when people die theyāre six feet underground, and its six feet of the dirt that keeps you apart. Like āHide away, hide away, even though it hurts Hide away, hide away, or the six feet will be dirtā.ā End ID.]
HI DONāT LEAVE THIS IN THE NOTES THATāS ACTUALLY BRILLIANT
Itās not a proper creepy nursery rhyme until itās got an eery childrensā game attached to it though (think ring-a-round-the-roses or oranges and lemons).
One child shall be designated āMiss (Mr, Mx) Rhonaā and will have to cover their eyes (hide away). They then have to try to catch the other kidsā think Blind Manās Bluff. The children running away chant the rhyme, to make it easier for āRhonaā to find them.
Any child tagged becomes another āRhonaā and must also cover their eyes and join in the chase. The winner is the last child left uninfected.
Meanwhile all adults in the area must watch with a vague sense of unease, and whisper to each other ādo you know what thatās inspired by?ā
Do it for your foremothers that never got the chance.
Translation: America canāt celebrate 100 years of female suffrage until 2065
where the hecking hell is my gosh darn Buddie fic
A Caesar salad somewhere had an expiration date of March 15
āTrying to play hide and seek with my dog, but she gets just TOO EXCITED when I spot her lolā
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So, incidentally, my experience with the movie Megamind is that I ended up watching it backwards in a hotel once when I was younger and nothing else was on. And byĀ ābackwardsā I mean, the first day I only caught the latter half of it and then it was on again the day after and I saw the first half.
That said, that one dang scene, is kind of an immortal one in my mind, because itās one that has a lot more depth than it seems to.
The part that people often miss is that right after that pithy one-liner of how the difference between a villain and a supervillain is presentation⦠that whole conversation gets context.
Because Titan makes an immediate lunge for Megamind.
And immediately gets crunched by the giant head, and stuck in that situation because Megamind just drops out of the bottom, to a waiting vehicle, and maneuvers around him to focus on the actual issue: rescuing the hostage while Titanās occupied.
That whole setup isnāt just,Ā āwatch me out-drama youā, itās showing off an actual tactical asset.
Because Megamind as a character is someone who was always, alwaysĀ motivated by getting attention. The reason why Roxanne is never afraid of being his hostage isnāt because of her unshakable faith in a rescuing hero as much as it is that she knows, ultimately, what Megamind is doing is overwhelmingly a show. His atrocities are symbolic in nature. When he actually needs to take somebody out he dehydrates them into a cube for a while. And itās not just Roxanne that calls him on this, either- Metro Manās entire retirement scheme hinged on the idea that Megamind really didnāt need someone keeping him at bay from innocent civilians, because, as weāve seen, innocent civilians really donāt have much to fear from him. Ultimately he is still, actually, just a kind of needy person desperately looking for validation and approval, neither of which can be provided by dead people.
But thatās not to say he canāt actually fight. Like any actual proper magician, he knows how to hold attention and an element of danger is how that works. Heās actually brilliant, and plenty capable of raising genuine hell.
However- heās been doing this stageshow thing for ages. Heās mastered this. Titan may have him outgunned practically in every respect- but the guy has no conceivable head for subtlety.
So the real kicker to that whole setup, is this isnāt just Megamind being Megamind for the sake of drama- this is Megamind knowing exactly how easy Titan is to bait, dangling the largest trap he could possibly conceive in front of the guy, and doing it in an unapologetically glorious manner as any true performer would.
āPresentationā is not a superpower to be overlooked.
Realising Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb is like this really makes me wonder if thereās a name for these kinds of villains who arenāt really villains.
Yeah, I thought of Heinz too. How could I not?
I feel like theyāre both in the same boat. Raised to think they were ābadā and āwrongā and āevilā for things they had no control over (Megamind growing up in a prison and being treated like he belonged there, Heinzās parents being uniformly terrible all around), then once they were adults they decided you know what, Iām gonna be evil!!! Taking the label theyād been given and embracing it.
To quote another post, āPeople by and large live up to or down to the labels we are given.ā
Neither of them felt like they had any option but to become Evil, but hoo boy were they going to put their heart and their natural talent for showmanship into performing evil. Because itās all about the presentation.
And it worked. People saw them as evil, gave them the attention they so desperately craved, and even though it was all negative at least theyād earned the hatred this time.
Iām not sure thereās a name for this as a character archetype, alas, but itās something thatās pretty relatable to a lot of peeps (as seen in that first link), and the fact that both Megamind and Heinz were redeemed at the end is important, itās a sign that you are more than the labels people assign to you, that you can be better than that.
And hey, no reason you canāt put on a good show along the way~ ;)
Iām gonna call them āTheater Evilā
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Perfomative evil is very different from genuine evil which is why they can so easily come across as sympathetic and multi-faceted; Doof and Megamind seem to gravitate towards the aesthetics and symbolism behind the societal image of āevilā, but neither of them hold any intrinsic values that can really be considered evil. This is why neither Perry nor Metroman genuinely dislike or fear their villainous counterparts, and to some extent are themselves partially responsible for enabling their actions through playing their own roles in the performance.
Performative evil = aesthetics and symbolism of evil. Nice!
Damn hackers
Theyāre all of pigeons
much uwu about nothing
when Lemony Snicket wrote āI will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everydayā that hurt me
I saw this one post ages ago where someone said that video games canāt have plus-size characters, becauseĀ āhow could they do cool action?ā I canāt find the post, but it inspired me to show you guys some gifs of real people.
All this and also like videogames dont have to have realistic actions.
Videogame characters regularly do things that real life people cannot do.
If youre someone who can accept link turning into a wolf but cant accept someone fat doing flips and parkour and shit maybe youre just fatphobic and you dont actually care whether or not plus sized people can do those things.
A giant clothespin sculpture appears to pinch a mound of grass & dirt in Liege, Belgium. Designed by Turkish artist & professor, Mehmet Ali Uysal. (Source)
i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said āhe/hee!ā and i woke up crying
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Omg the two playing just cracks me up!
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I love this so much
Itās not her fault! Cats are really bad at object permanency.
I like when he shows her the toy at the beginning and she does a little hand gesture likeĀ āYEAHTHATs the shit I like!ā