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[memesings]

cavetown sentence starters (1/?)

content warnings: none

from the album “everything is made of stars”. listen to the album here.

feel free to change pronouns.

CANDLE.

❛ nothing’s happened, you can calm down now. ❜

❛ you’re not a monster, no one’s gonna shut you out. ❜

❛ mom and dad love you, you can come home now. ❜

❛ of course your friends love you, what are you talking about? ❜

❛ so what, you messed up, at least it won't happen again. ❜

❛ every time i screw up i feel i've let down all my friends. ❜

❛ there's so much life out here in space, it's crazy that we're here at all.  ❜

EVERGREEN.

❛ thank you for being here for me. ❜

❛ in moments like this it's hard to breathe steadily. ❜

❛ and i’ve never felt so afraid. ❜

❛ you’re never alone. ❜

❛ please never forget my arms are your second home. ❜

IT’S ALL GOOD.

❛ and even though i'm not quite sure how, you've taught me to love the world. ❜

❛ how on earth could a galaxy like you think anything of a tiny star like me? ❜

❛ the bottom line is you make me happier than i’ve ever been. ❜

❛ i can’t think of a way to repay you for all the good you’ve done for me. ❜

❛ when i see your smile, everything becomes worthwhile. ❜

❛ i think you’re my best friend. ❜

THEY’RE TOO LOUD.

❛ you’re the first thing on my mind. ❜

❛ i shouldn’t last long at all. ❜

WINTER COAT.

❛ you looked a little spaced out yesterday. ❜

❛ maybe it’d be best for me to stay away. ❜

❛ i think it’d be best for me to just leave. ❜

❛ and it’s all my fault. ❜

ROCKET SHIPS.

❛ what am i worth? ❜

❛ rocket ships will take off whether you’re in them or not. ❜

❛ and it's sad but it's the truth, the world would still turn without you. ❜

❛ do you think aliens in outer space think they’re the only human race? ❜

❛ would it be okay for me to stay? ❜

DYSPHORIC V2.

❛ don’t let me see what i am, ‘cause i can’t stand it. ❜

❛ but now i don’t remember comfort. ❜

❛ i don’t belong here, it’s just hopeless. ❜

❛ find me a way out if you love me at all. ❜

❛ don’t let me hear what the say. ❜

❛ i'm thinking that i should leave now and i don't think i'm coming back this time. ❜

IT’S OKAY.

❛ it’s okay if you’re not okay right now. ❜

❛ you have plenty of time to figure it out. ❜

❛ someday you'll be glad you didn't listen to your demons that one night. ❜

❛ i already can’t wait to see how you’ll grow. ❜

❛ there'll be skies as blue as your eyes and grass as soft as your nose. ❜

❛ i'll tell you all of the things i love about you. ❜

❛ i'll tell you about all the times that i've smiled because of you ❜

HANDS.

❛ pretending to laugh is exhausting, but i'd rather be tired than lose my friends again. ❜

❛ and i'm nothing special, but in the end i'm all that i've got. ❜

❛ does it really matter to you if your haircut's uneven and none of your socks match? ❜

❛ and do you care about people who speak just to hurt you? you know you're better than that. ❜

❛ after all, why would anything good happen if bad was all we got? ❜

❛ i feel like this was all a mistake. ❜

❛ well, if you’re not the singing kind, that’s fine. ❜

❛ just don’t leave me behind. ❜

GHOST BOYS.

❛ on my way home from the store, i bought your favorite color so we can paint your room together. ❜

❛ but in that one moment last summer, i felt pretty good with being alive and all. ❜

❛ it seems memories are all we've got. ❜

❛ believe me, i can and will fix what they've done. ❜

❛ do you think of me anymore as someone you can talk to? ❜

❛ i know you, you’re not antisocial. ❜

❛ it’s only a matter of time before we break. ❜

❛ it seems optimism’s all we’ve got at this point. ❜

❛ but i'm not an optimist, you out of all know this. ❜

❛ tunes and a rhyme help me more than a therapist. ❜

❛ we are growing and learning every day. ❜

[memesings]

monster factory sentence starters

content warnings: death, food, swears.

all quotes are from here.

feel free to change pronouns.

❛ i see you're drinking from a cup. i've never done that. ❜ ❛ oh, i don't actually like seeing it 3d, because he kinda looks like a boat...made of hate. ❜ ❛ move your giant pizza ass! ❜ ❛ hi, I'm dark vader, and i'm a star wars! ❜ ❛ once it gets to 32%, it really starts screamin'. ❜ ❛ hey, do you think this is the real download button or not?! ❜ ❛ you can’t knock that boy over with a pail of water! ❜ ❛ i fucking love this look. but i'm confused and scared by the look and i'm worried about the look. ❜ ❛ if i see a ghost, i’m gonna flip shit. that’s my first proclamation as mayor. ❜ ❛ hey, dino-criminals, get a clue! ❜ ❛ what's up everybody? i think dogs should vote! ❜ ❛ his kissing days are over! he's a pelican now! ❜ ❛ put on the pasta sauce filter. ❜ ❛ i want him to have kind eyes that you can fall into. ❜ ❛ hey good news, my mom gave me four ritz crackers! ❜ ❛ this is gonna be on the wikipedia page for "super buff squirtle". ❜ ❛ can i fly, like a beautiful dude missile? ❜ ❛ extra! extra! read all about it! i'm a hell-man! ❜ ❛ pizza crime is eternal. ❜ ❛ bikes have killed this whole family. ❜ ❛ i am still a work-in-progress, god’s still figuring me out! ❜

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-- but i’ve got an ANGRY HEART.         filled with cancers &. poppy tarts.                           if this is how you folks make art --                                                     -- IT’S FUCKING DEPRESSING.

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things my friend and i said while watching the minions movie as sentence starters

content warnings: minion movie spoilers?? , swearing, food, death, murder

feel free to change pronouns.

❝ The minions are the mary sues of the Animal Kingdom. ❞ ❝ Kill them before they grow. ❞ ❝ THEY’RE ALL IDIOTS. ❞ ❝ THEY JUST STRAIGHT UP KILLED SOMEONE! ❞ ❝ Who are you and why do you study Minion History? ❞ ❝ They murder everything they touch! ❞ ❝ Minions are murderers! ❞ ❝ I don’t feel bad for you fuckers. ❞ ❝ Minions are immortal. ❞ ❝ They don’t reproduce, none of them die... ❞ ❝ God, I hope they don’t reproduce. ❞ ❝ Did he just say que paso? ❞ ❝ I LOVE VILLAIN CON. ❞ ❝ Yes, ask the baby. ❞ ❝ The only thing good about this movie. ❞ ❝ BURN THEM. ❞ ❝ My favorite character is the cat. ❞ ❝ Leave the cat alone! ❞ ❝ The baby’s the mastermind. ❞ ❝ I don’t think you can die from that. ❞ ❝ Wait until everyone kills each other and then grab it. ❞ ❝ Forget boob windows, where are the eye boobs? ❞ ❝ Bees are buddies! ❞ ❝ I do love me some fried banana fuckers. ❞ ❝ They murder faster in larger groups. ❞ ❝ I can't believe a giant missile was enough to destroy a giant minion who’s molecular structure was strained because of being giant ❞ ❝ The minions are immortal and murder anyone who they work for. ❞

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REACH FOR THE STARS?

                        -- no.

                                     BEAT UP THE STARS.

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bee movie sentence starters

content warnings: insects mention

feel free to change pronouns.

❝ According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. ❞ ❝ Let’s shake it up a little. ❞ ❝ Can you believe this is happening? ❞ ❝ A perfect report card - all B’s. ❞ ❝ I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. ❞ ❝ You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. ❞ ❝ I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. ❞ ❝ Why would you question anything? ❞ ❝ We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. ❞ ❝ You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? ❞ ❝ I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. ❞ ❝Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? ❞ ❝ No one’s listening to me. I could say anything right now. ❞ ❝ I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! ❞ ❝ I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. ❞ ❝ Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. ❞ ❝ This is the coolest. What is it? ❞ ❝ It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. ❞ ❝ Wow...The tension level out here is unbelievable. ❞ ❝ Oh no. More humans. I don’t need this. ❞ ❝ I don’t remember the sun having a big 75 on it. ❞ ❝ I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first, I thought it was just me. ❞ ❝ Why does his life have less value than yours? ❞ ❝ Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? ❞ ❝ I’m just saying all life has value. You don’t know how he’s feeling. ❞ ❝ I’m not scared of him. It’s an allergic thing. ❞ ❝ Knocking someone out is also a special skill. ❞ ❝ If we didn’t laugh, we’d cry with what we have to deal with. ❞ ❝ Why would I marry a watermelon? ❞ ❝ Humans! I can’t believe you were with humans! ❞ ❝ Do they try and kill you, like on TV? ❞ ❝ We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! ❞ ❝ Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? ❞ ❝ There’s no yearning, stop yearning! Listen to me! ❞ ❝ That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. ❞ ❝ I’m helping him sue the human race. ❞ ❝ It’s very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! ❞ ❝ It’s not a tone, I’m panicking! ❞ ❝ I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! ❞

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rp highlights as sentence starters

content warnings: swears, food.

feel free to change pronouns.

“ONE OF HER LAST NAMES IS LITERALLY JUST SOME BREAD!” “ as ___ would say, you’re fucked mate. “ “ look, one of my future selves just showed up to tell me to get my ass in gear. i gotta go. “ “ well, so much for killing him. “ “ you guys aren't going to start making faces, are you? “ “ but human love is weird. “ “ oh no, not displays of anger and protectiveness. whatever will we do. “ “ i'm going to go beat up some imps. “ “ it’s called procrastination and i need help. “ “ yeah! being civil is a thing that i do ALL the time, so it's easy. “ “ oh, there is so much harm in trying. “ “ i don't want to know an eighth, let alone a half. “ “ hey, you'd think so, but... yes. yes, i am rude. “ “ see, i'm not even using my usual cute eyes for that. “ “ you don’t have cute eyes, ___. “ “ i’m going to personally kick zeus’s ass one day. “ “ we can kick his ass together. “ “ bro, did you just get laid? “ “ JUST FUCKING SHOUT AT THE GODDAMN SKY! JUST DO IT YOU PIECE OF - .” “ I AM GOING TO THROW YOUR ASS INTO THE NEXT FUCKING DIMENSION. “ “ kay, guess no one cares i got punched in the face and have some holes in my face, that’s cool. “ “ are things calmer in here yet? or do I need to kill some more things? “ “ slams going down like it’s troy’s basketball field. “ “ since when do eyes hear? “ “ what is this gossip i didn’t hear? “  “ YOUR THREATS MEAN NOTHING, ROBO MOP. “ “ WHAT’S SHE GOING TO DO? NICE ME TO DEATH? “ “ stabby stab stabbed some fucking monster things or whatever. “ “ sharpay and troy are not a joke! “ “ how the hell did you hear that? “  “ why are you calling my robobuddy a toaster? “  “ GOD, WHY DON’T YOU JUST KISS TO SPITE ME EVEN MORE?? “  “ perhaps we should hire you to write our autobiographies. “ “ i flirt with literally everyone, i’m confused. “ “ with that wonderful description you just gave me, i can mark that as a solid no. “

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kylee henke sentence starters

all content from her youtube videos, particularly the zoobe bunny ones, the sonic dream collection, and her toontown & club penguin video.

content warnings: swears, mention of macrophilia/inflation/vore, mention of murder, mention of car accident (??) , and food.

feel free to change pronouns.

❝ The truth is, I have 50 billion boyfriends and they all love me? ❞ ❝ What’s your damage? You try having 50 billion boyfriends too, because then you might not be such a salty, jealous bitch! ❞ ❝ That’s how I learned about macrophilia, inflation, and vore. ❞ ❝ I ate so much fucking shit on the fourth of July. ❞ ❝ Why the fuck did I do that?! ❞ ❝ What if I just wanted to have massive yaoi hands? ❞ ❝ I think that’s the winner. ❞ ❝ That accomplishes so much. ❞ ❝ Yeah, yeah, pose seductively. ❞ ❝ I know you’d like to die via vehicular manslaughter, but we’ve got stuff to do. ❞ ❝ Oh fuck! Not the blackboard eraser! ❞ ❝ I had to kill a man, but I got it back.❞ ❝ What the hell is this guy? I love him! ❞ ❝What the fuck, they’re going to make horse puns! ❞ ❝ Dunk those cogs for him! ❞ ❝ Yeaaah, what a guy! ❞ ❝ DETERMINATIOOOON!!! ❞ ❝ Take that, you evil corporations. ❞ ❝ You fuck it up, and then you're fucked. ❞ ❝ Please, please, Bread Gods! Let me toast myself! ❞ ❝ I’m serious, like, where are they? ❞ ❝ Maybe - maybe, we’ve been fooled. Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, shit, unicorns. They’re all the same. ❞ ❝ Oh my god, I’m camping out with all my fishing friends. ❞ ❝ Oh, you bounce too? What the fuuuuck! ❞ ❝ Oh god, it’s over. Thank god. ❞ ❝ I’m a ruined person. ❞ ❝ He’s got the vuvuzela! ❞

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                                           ASK ME IF I’M HAPPY                                                                  ( i don’t know )

                                                    if it is a place we need to go

                                                         ASK ME IF I’M HAPPY                                                                 ( i don’t care )

                                               maybe i’d be happy if you disappear