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Memes, marvel, magic, and everything in between

[lokilesbian]

how I sleep at night knowing my daughter is in a prison of my own design because I turned her into a murderer, my son is abandoned on a notorious garbage realm, and my other son is having an identity crisis because they are from a race I taught them from a young age to hate:

[onceiwashere]

me when i’m in a food coma after eating one 2 many chicken fajitas from chili’s

[lokilesbian]

Anthony Hopkins after eating too many chicken fajitas after Tom brings him to Chili’s

[moss-sprouted]

he looks like he was photoshopped into a bowl of boiling soup

[lokilesbian]

[t3sticles]

Lost in the sauce

[goodsuggestions]

Harry Potter Experts Only:

How well do you remember Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone?*

True Harry Potter Fans Must Answer: Book vs. Movie Questions

Match the Names of These Harry Potter Spells to What They Do

Can You Name These Obscure Harry Potter Characters?

Prove You’re a Wizard By Acing Our Harry Potter Quiz

Don’t Be A Muggle And Fail This Quiz

Only 2% of Harry Potter fans get 100% on this

Only true Potterheads will ace this Harry Potter Numbers Quiz

Extras:

​Which Harry Potter Witch Matches Your Personality?

Which two Harry Potter Hogwarts Houses are you?

What would your job be in the Harry Potter Universe?

Which male character from Harry Potter is your soulmate?

Let’s Sort You Into Your Harry Potter House Based On Your Birthday

We’ll Guess Your Zodiac Sign Based On Your Harry Potter Opinions

We Can Guess Your Favorite Harry Potter Book in Just 12 Questions

[justasadbpd]

[toastbutteregg]

sometimes my younger brother knocks on my door just to show me his butt which pisses me off so much because why would you do that?!?!!

[anxietyproblem]

how

[blankvhs]

That scene in Shrek 2 where they’re staying in Fiona’s childhood bedroom and he can’t sleep… powerful

[blankvhs]

[sonofkrabkrab]

[dare-i-say-asexual]

no one:

str8 women playing lesbians:

[joematar]

[ghostextremist]

[memecage]

[prussiandragon]

This is advanced

[arcampbell94]

I can’t handle this one.

[msmarvel]

MCU Quotes that Summarise the Characters 

[ghostsfacer]

what if people got a new name every birthday

what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh

“I had my first kiss when I was Greg”

[ghostsfacer]

this wasn’t supposed to get notes

[meowie]

[stevenstoned]

“Gettin’ real tired of your bullshit, Francine.”

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

FREE THEM

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

I say this without a shred of irony:

pageant moms are abusive monsters.

[kristina100000]

i would give literally everything i have for every child to have a good childhood and never come in touch with someone who would abuse them for their own personal gratification 

[gaycop]

top reasons to get married

Firmly saying “That’s my wife!” and knock someone out in one punch

love i guess

[blythegirl21]

John Mulroney wrote this post

[gaycop]

who the fuck is john mulroney

[bunniope]

the person who wrote this post

[toytalababy]

Ya know, bisexuality ain’t that hard to understand.

Girls are cute.

Guys are cute.

What more do you want from me?

[disasterbisexual-moved]

full offense but this comment is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[slopaganda]

name a scam bigger than women’s jeans

[slopaganda]

ok fair… name a scam bigger than women’s clothing in general

[slopaganda]

you win i resign