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[memetoudan]

What the hell smells like new car?

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herothrone‌:

Oh, well, that’s fine. 

You wanna roll a joint with me?

Please. I don’t have any because I haven’t seen Fou in days.

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herothrone‌:

Why do you have cigarettes? Smoking is bad for you. I’m telling Memeko.

What the heck!? I don’t smoke cigarettes, I just sell them! The only thing I smoke is weed.

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herothrone‌:

Well, can’t get too mad at a stranger for trying to look out for you. Or something.

You got any cigarettes, kid?

I’m more confused than mad.

Huh? Cigarettes? Maybe. What kind are you looking for? They’re not going to be for free. I got a business to run.

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saintchunks‌:

Whatever helps you sleep at night, I guess…

I don’t know, higher mobility? Being really tall has its pitfalls, you know. There’s more of you to hit, for example… you fall harder, like that one saying… uh…

…

Cheap clothes? Kid clothes are cheap, right?

...It’s almost like you can’t think of anything.

I could be tall and fast too! I can’t reach anything on the top shelf, I can’t lift anyone up if I’m short, I don’t look half as cool-- there’s all kinds of things wrong with being short!

Also I wear the same thing every day and money isn’t a problem anyways. I’m rich.

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herothrone replied to your post: Hey bitch did you ever fucking take it to the...

[Orion] Well, did you??

If there was a single coherent thought in any of that, I missed it.

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saintchunks‌:

But you said you’re what, hundreds of years old already? I don’t think that growth spurt is coming any time soon.

And besides, being short has its perks.

I can still get taller! I’m old but this body isn’t that old. I’ve always been a sword, not someone with a body like this. I don’t think there’s any rules that says I can’t get taller.

Oh yeah? What’s so great about being short?

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Hey bitch did you ever fucking take it to the store and return the receipt to the train station manager out back the parking lot trash light litter on the fucking freshly mopped fish market floor all you did wasn't just for some wacko beautiful 27-year old highway actress model Ferrari-driving bitcoin-swagging very gusty cover of a magazine working with a home grown bundle of tomatoes packaged with love and care and Purina cat chow cat brand cat treats

Hey, uh...

What the heck does any of this mean?

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saintchunks‌:

Oi, oi, I’m in great shape for my old age, it’s–

[He blinks. Gives him a once-over. Spots the blade–]

Oh, I get it. Yeah, she said something about sword guys… you’re a tantou, huh? That’d explain the height.

S-so what if I’m a tantou!? That doesn’t explain the height! Blade doesn’t mean everything-- I can get taller! I’m just working on it still, okay! I’m still the tallest out of my brothers!

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saintchunks‌:

[He’s absolutely not taking you seriously. He hears six-hundred years old and has to keep himself from snorting.]

Uh-huh. And I’m nineteen hundred.

As for where I’m going.

…

Wherever the hell I want, obviously.

You’re definitely not! I can tell! And you still think I’m joking, don’t you?

Are you new or something? I know Master gives all you new Servants the same memo about all of us swords.

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saintchunks‌:

Whgkh–the hell do you mean you’re not a kid??? You’re short, you’re wearing kid clothes, you’ve got a kid face, and an attitude! You’re a kid!

And I’m not. Lost. I know exactly where I’m going.

What!? It’s not my fault I’m short and these are the only kind of clothes that fit me! I’m not even one of the youngest ones here!! I’m at least over six-hundred years old!!

Oh, so you do know where you’re going? Then where are you going, huh!?

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saintchunks‌:

[Whose foul-mouthed brat is this?]

None of your concern, kid. And I’m not lost.

First of all, I’m not a kid. That’s rude. Did you think just because I’m short and have the face of an angel I’m a kid? Wrong!

Also I’m pretty sure you’re lying? You look lost to me.

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saintchunks‌:

[He somehow circled back around from Chaldea and now he’s on the citadel side? What’s he even trying to find? Where is he going to.]

Who the hell are you supposed to be and why do you look lost?

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acoolandpopularguy‌:

Shit, where the hell does everybody go durin’ times like this?

You head down that way, then. I’ll keep goin’ down this route–if ya think there’s anybody too in over their head and wantin’ a fight, knock ‘em out and take ‘em down to the basement.

Master’s fine–I’m headin’ back in her direction once I’ve rounded up enough people.

You got it, Kane-san! I’ll try to get as many as I can taken care of and I will meet you back at Master then! Please be careful and try not to get into any trouble yourself. If you need my help, just shout-- I’ll be there!

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acoolandpopularguy‌:

Took ya damn long enough, Kunihiro! You seen Kiyomitsu or Yasusada?!

I still gotta find Captain and Yoshiyuki–maybe not together, but I know Yoshiyuki’s a damn good shot.

We need more hands to help with evacuatin’ non-combatants down to the caves, too!

No, I didn’t see anyone on the way here, I came straight to you.

Should I split up and go look for others then? If you want to go one way I can go the other. We should meet up and try to keep count of everyone to make sure no one is missing or hurt... what about Master? I-Is she okay?

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saniwabito‌:

The time cops, though…!

… But also Yoshi-P probably would kill us.

Can you...

Can you summon Yoshi-P?

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saniwabito‌:

Times like these tempt me against my no “go into the future” rule.

.... I won’t tell if you won’t tell.