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[mauude1996]

I’m a teacher and for the year we get 6 sick days and two mental health days. I am sooooo tired since the beginning of the year because of all the covid rules we have to enforce in our classrooms... tomorrow we have a PD day (so no students in) and I texted my boss this morning to tell her I’d be taking tomorrow off (mental health day) because I really need it. She has received my text but hasn’t opened it or answered it yet and just that causes me so much anxiety 😥 like, I need a day because I’m tired but just asking for it takes some energy that I already don’t have... am I the only one who feels like it?

[jennifersbod]

Charlie’s Angels (2019) dir. Elizabeth Banks

[twilight-purple-is-cool]

[strangehunger]

[mauude1996]

I know Cristina’s cold af but doesn’t ice just melt???????

[mauude1996]

Is it me or in Grey’s Anatomy’s first 4 seasons we see the same cases more than once likehe girl who crushed her ankle on the stair master/threadmill and she’s like 28 and takes lots of tylenol and her husband wants her to be skinny.... like this is just one... I’ve noticed another but I was high so I thought I was hallucinating lol

[tittyblaster8000]

reblog if ur a real ice eater

[tittyblaster8000]

keep rebloggin fake ice eaters r gettin mad

[ruanv]

[where-did-all-the-pain-go-deact]

[dre561-deactivated20230925]

Why not

[metaangelz]

anyways good night i’m gonna go indulge in my unrealistic romantic fantasies until i fall asleep

[wegotthisguys-deactivated202506]

Attacked

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[teenyweenynotepad]

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

[flamboynt-deactivated20151220]

I FOUND IT ✊

[addcolortomysky]

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

[blairisbae]

Who first posted this?

[ratbastarddotfuck]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

[amberdamnn]

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

[zeud]

Welcome to the graveyard. Everyone who touches this post deactivates

[argodeon]

If I deactivate after reblogging this post, I want everyone to know that I died with honor

[possomfaced]

I was scared it was gonna be the honestuck

[diamond-system-central]

ITS THE REAL ONE YES

You don’t understand how long I searched for this-

[frnkieroismydaddy]

Last sky of the decade

[dairypropaganda]

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexuals, or want all racists dead

[carefreetck-deactivated20210810]

My own made up recipe that took 3 tries so please don’t remove caption :) This is vegan & gluten-free fam IG:@i.am.carefree

[respectthefemalebody]

If a man says he’s going to hurt himself unless you do what he says, let him. You aren’t responsible for his actions. You are not guilty for what he does to himself, you don’t owe him, you are not his thing to control, you don’t exist to serve him, you are allowed to go on living your life.

[antiporn-activist]

well, you could give him the suicide hotline and go.

[lightanddarkkh]

Also you could baker act him. If he says hes gonna kill himself if you break up with him. Break up with him and call 911 saying you suspect this person at this address is going to kill themselves. Like chances are they are lying and trying to manipulate you but if you are scared and think you might feel guilty, you can do that.

Don’t stay woth anyone that pulls that shit. Drop em.

[askagenderfluidandgenderflux]

Dropping this here because abuse isn’t limited to straight people.

[stegosoreus]

goes for anyone of any gender

[rosescauldron]

It does. Using a threat of suicide to manipulate someone is a low and dirty trick.

[depresseddisneyprincess]

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

[madeleinegettingfit]

Made my famous panang curry the other night. Such a simple recipe once you have the panang curry paste. And with all that coconut milk, it’s nice and full of fat. I served mine over cauliflower rice with some leftover green beans. Yum!!!

For the sauce:

1tbs coconut oil melted in the pan.

Sautee 2 tbsps of the curry paste for about 2 minutes until aromatic.

Add half a can of coconut milk and mix until the paste is well incorporated, then add the rest of the milk.

Throw in your desired bulk, I just used chicken breast (already cooked), but you could add onion, tofu, beef, red peppers, whatever sounds good. Bonus if you can find Thai basil to add, but I have a hard time finding it.

If you serve over cauliflower rice, I promise you can’t tell it’s not real rice.

I get my panang curry paste from Amazon:)

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[marvelismylife]

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

[roses-likethis-blog]

can’t not reblog the money dog

[angelicexpression-deactivated20]

The dog is cute but money is cool too

[itzzniece-deactivated20220328]

Reblogging again just for the hell of it

[tinytea]

*crosses fingers*

[lilac-fishnets]

y nott

[pale-ghostly-thin]

casue why noot?

[diet-coke-and-black-coffee]

Cuz a bitch broke

[mauude1996]

need nowwww

[mauude1996]

I need money quick lol

Hi guys, I really need money these days, I am almost a legally qualified ESL teacher, I speak English and French (French is my first language, but I would qualify myself as bilingual. 

Since I am very irresponsible with my money, and I made a lot of it this year because I worked a good job while being a full-time university student, I see tax season running towards me at full speed and I think I will owe taxes to the government this year..... but I don’t have anything saved-up, because I like to shop and eat out with my hard earned money...

SO, if you have any text/assignment you would like corrected, send a message to me and I’d be happy to correct it for you, to ensure optimal grades for language quality in your assignments. 

2$/page

French/English

THANKS ♥

[amazingakita]

people who dont even care about language: how can you just CHANGE grammar??? add new wORds?? unacceptable!!! language must never change!!!!!11 kids these days cant even spell!!

people who study language: ANARCHY!! ANARCHY!!!! LANGUAGE IS FLUID AND WORDS AREN’T REAL!! change! the! grammar! rules!! burn a dictionary!!! NO ONE CARES!!!!!