beam me up (beam me up inside)

she was all no dave we cant get this so i was like come on babe and she said fine and thats how we ended up in a ball pit the size of fucking texas

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yeahhhhhhhh ill try to reply to stuff in the morning nighty night sleep tight dont let those bed bugs bite

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memetrasher2000 replied to your post:rose is drawing lines in the sand

#im gonna draw a dick in the sand brb

what i didnt say that i call for a judge

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memetrasher2000

sorry i didnt get to these earlier!! hello! im jade and its nice to meet both of you

hows it going?

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hey jade nice to meet you too i guess

im tired work was boring but my cat is asleep on my lap so thats a plus

how about you

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i saved you for last

what the fuck does your username mean

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theyarenotknittingneedles salamandercommander appletinijams

hi im dave he/him and im pretty tired work was rough but whatever how are you all doing tonight/this morning/whatthefuckever

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blindknittingneedles cutestalcoholic alphadd bakerymistress jazzifiant

well shit hey there im dave and i go by he/his if you were wondering

what about you all what do you go by

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hello the king has returned

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hi pls reblog if youre willing to rp w a hs rp blog/ARE a hs rp blog yeah yeah alright alright alright i wanna get dave started up