I'm a meme whore

Vive le Québec libre!

[recentgooglesearches]

am i ugly online quiz

[shocooldaikiri-blog]

Do you want to avoid people? Drink water. Not only will you be hydrated, you don’t have to talk to people while drinking water, then later you’ll have to pee, which means you get to avoid people even more

[theskittlesmachine-blog]

Relatable

[subtubitles]

[petaledpout]

[linda-belcher]

remember when you used to go over to your friend’s house and you’d go down to the “computer room” to the dad’s old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and your friend would show you charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type of stuff on youtube while their younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer

[wildernesswitchery-deactivated2]

…this is so specific but… yes I do remember.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The “family size” tag is only there to remind you that you’re going to eat an entire families worth of snacks at once

[chaosmieu-deactivated20210216]

And yet I still don’t feel bad

[virtualgoths]

I wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on

[rustycorn]

shwoer thoughts

wash ass

[soleilarchive-deactivated201902]

Written for Alexa Chung by Alex Turner.

[memewhoreqc]

College essay: write about a moment that changed your life

Me: Paparazzi at 2009 VMAs

[pansy-division-832784732417]

psychic: *reads my mind*

me: oh god it’s time to go gotta say goodbye i gotta say goodbye now gotta say goodbye i’m gonna go get up on my big wheel gonna get on my big wheel no i’m gonna get on my bicycle no i’m gonna get on my gonna get on my on my my tonka trunk i’m gonna get on my tonka trunk i’m gonna take it and smash it up against the window yeah i am i’m gonna smash it up against one cause i got a pet rock i got a pet rock too i’ve got a pet rock and it’s really cool i got a pet rock it’s more like it’s like a it’s like a it’s like a a worry stone it’s a worry stone you take it and you worry you worry you worry you worry you rub it you worry you worry you worry you worry you worry you worry you worry you worry you worry you worry you worry you worry you worry you worry you shit!

psychic: what the fuck

[heartbreakhur]

[gaydesi-deactivated20170725]

no offense who thought bralettes were a good idea? if i wanted no support i would go talk to my dad

[yourangelonline]

[riviere-libre]

This still fucking cracks me up

[thesenseof-dance]

[kissesformabitches]

they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke

[sixpenceeeblog]

class: demands I come every single day, do the reading before hand and complete the homework on time

me: