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i'm cole

[grumsal]

Alternate Universe Where Bones are Called Something Slightly Different

[breaks leg] Argh, my boings!

[jangofeet-deactivated20210112]

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

abandoning this site to go post on craigslist discussion boards

[redpandarascal]

[snuv]

[trashboat]

[curioscurio]

This fukcing guy ok story time. I'm a hunter and I spot a rabbit in the field so I go up to it all sneaky but it jumps in a hole. I stick my rifle in the hole and shoot. Little do I know that the rabbit had escaped out another hole positioned right behind me. My rifle, bending like a rubber hose to pop out of the other hole, was now in the perfect position to shoot my asshole

[pettycentral]

[homoslovenc]

not even God can predict this ending

[relelvance]

Want cranberry juice

[relelvance]

Fuck blue lives

[landofwindandthrowingshade]

Me waking up vs my first coherent thought of the day

[unclefather]

[seatface60]

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

hi waiter could I get the spaghetti I promise I’ll behave this time

[zonecassette]

[dementedgnomicwizard]

[joshpeck]

but what is his name

[32degrees-deactivated20210303]

[panphobe-moved]

[rcktpwr]

we’re killing our planet