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I saw this on my feed and immediately thought that pukicho was telling us that Neuropathy was caused by being gay, weird or stupid.

#pukicho #misread

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"The Cat on the Pillow" by Adolf von Becker (1831–1909)

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I am obsessed with this little baby. Look at his beans

During a run of PEAK, my friends were still 200-300 meters away, but instead of backtracking and walking with them, I filled a large suitcase with green apples and shrooms for roasting

#peak #gaming #steam games

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smooch!

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accurate image of when my mans and I are in the same room

#cute #aliens #doodle

The air conditioning at my workplace is broken and the freshly mopped floor water has evaporated, so I am surrounded by the dreadful feeling of icky

#humid #this is rude

Little friend was caught and safely released outside. Friend was very offended at being caught.

#lizard #reptile

finishing the wine

drinking straight from the bottle

call that fridge cleanout

#wine #haikus #girl dinner

my little boy sobs, because he cannot open the DAMN CABINET where the energy drinks are stored

#dumb cat #cats #stupid little boy

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I give my little boy a kiss. "Bastard" I whisper lovingly

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The bastard in question:

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Update: The Bastard has turned 2, and finds no greater sense of fulfillment than when he is biting the toes of his masters.

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#when I'm explaining myself to the priest in the confessional #about the stolen traffic cones #i can only imagine the dissapointed sigh from that poor poor man #and my heart fills with guilt #not giving them back though #shitpost

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After enough break ins and bar fights a bartender has learned that it is actually a lot cheaper to just get mimics to be his tables than to replace them constantly. They also make for one hell of a security

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I'm SO using this.

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This week, the druid utilized a magic notebook that shows her the deepest darkest secret of any new character she meets to deduce that she had already met a character who the party thought was familiar

She also has been haggling with the other party members to exchange the secrets she finds for shiny objects

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If anyone has any ideas for deepest darkest secrets for NPCs, I would be very grateful

#there are only so many child-murderers and cultists I can throw in before it gets mundane #the genasi learnt a guard was closeted gay and tried to set him up with a very straight fighter PC #she is going to cause so much mayhem #and i think I'm gonna let her #but yeah please give me more ideas than “is scared of the dark” and “monster fucker”

This week, the druid utilized a magic notebook that shows her the deepest darkest secret of any new character she meets to deduce that she had already met a character who the party thought was familiar

She also has been haggling with the other party members to exchange the secrets she finds for shiny objects

#this genasi might actually be a crow #she will do anything to get her pretty shinies #dnd things #dungeon master #rpg #roleplaying games #fantasy

My d&d party keeps failing their nature checks, so they have no clue that they are incubating a phoenix egg.

#dnd things #dungeon master #d&d #roleplaying games #fantasy #they already have had to stop someone from eating it #the druid better keep her pet mr otter away from it

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I give my little boy a kiss. "Bastard" I whisper lovingly

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The bastard in question:

#why does he do this to me #he KNOWS #that this is #mega naughty #and will make his #tummy hurt

I give my little boy a kiss. "Bastard" I whisper lovingly

#he is my son #who i very much love #but he keeps #EATING MY PLANTS

In the grand scheme of things, I am a young blonk in the great blink of life

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