#misread

[ang3l0fde4th4ndd0gs]

So I can't read.

I read "Nirvana Mcgonnagal."

I'm sure she Smells Like Teen Spirit

[logiebubbagogo]

I’m playing hollow knight and it said “The greater mind…” and I read it as gaster. Chat how cooked am I?

[camspiel]

I know the hashtag #whoremembers means “who remembers” but i deadass for the life of me can NOT stop reading it as “whore members” what the fuck

[sock-stealing-goblin]

Me and the same friend as before:

her: are you a painting

me: why? bc you wanna pin me against the wall?

her: because I wanna hang u, tf

[memoryofblueberries]

I saw this on my feed and immediately thought that pukicho was telling us that Neuropathy was caused by being gay, weird or stupid.

[jaycatalyst]

Misread Me

By Jay Catalyst

Yeah— once, long ago, you were mine.

But since then, I’ve built new bridges, found other friends, stitched new threads into my life.

Still… a few tangled strings kept us loosely bound.

I moved on. You didn’t.

I left because I was done— done with the lies, the cheating, the way you twisted truth until I doubted my own reflection.

You made me feel like it was all in my head. So many nights, I almost lost it. So many times, I almost wished I was gone.

Your control sat on a throne where love should’ve been.

But now— I’m alive again. I’m living for me.

And though you say you’re glad to see it, I see the strain behind your smile. Every kind gesture I offer, you treat like a breadcrumb trail back to us.

Santa Claus isn’t my name. My name is Catalyst, babe. And I haven’t changed.

I’m not coming back to the one who preferred to shatter me further instead of helping me rebuild with the pieces I’d already laid bare.

I’m kind by nature— that’s who I am. But don’t confuse compassion for invitation.

Every “good morning” isn’t a door reopening.

No. Emphatically— no.

I care. That’s my power. Even for those who never deserved it.

Even you.

[jthegayfruit]

Every time I see "the Woke" jokes I keep misreading it as the Yolk

The Yolk left......

[its-hard-to-let-go-of-an-echo]

just read ‘tlt’ (the lightning thief) as ‘tit’ and i don’t know if i’ll ever be able to look at it the same