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Jane Grealy 1. Puppy with Stick, 2021 2. Legs, 2021
Yoan  Capote created this installation, called âStressâ. The installation has teeth made from bronze supporting large slabs of concrete
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The nuns who took care of the building are thrilled that skaters saved the church. They even let the skaters push them around on the skateboards.
my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m
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(Weâre taking a calculus final. The TA is a well-known Lord of the Rings fan, and weâve had running LotR jokes all semester.)
TA: âOkay, guys, everyone look at me. Weâve been over the rules, but just in case: no notes, pencil your answers in on the scantron sheet, and graphing calculators only â no more âcan I just used my cell phoneâ nonsense.â
Student: â[TAâs name], my calculator batteries just died! What should I do?â
TA: âHere, Iâve got a big box of spares.â
Student: *struggling* âI canât get this packaging openâŚâ
Student 2: âHere, Iâve got a pocket knife.â
TA: âAnd Iâve got a pair of scissors if you need them.â
Student 3: *from the back of the room* âOR MY AXE!â
(Everyone starts laughing.)
TA: âThe only axes allowed on the exam are in the graph section.â
(Everyone groans.)
TA: âOh, come on, youâre in a math class. Deal with the math jokes.â
(The professor enters with a stack of exams. With him are two exam proctors.)
Professor: âTolkien jokes already, [TAâs name]?â
TA: âHey, I didnât start it.â
(The professor starts handing stacks of exams to the TA and proctors.)
Professor: âBut Iâm about to finish it. [TA], take these exams down the left flank. [Proctor 1], follow the desks down the center. [Proctor 2], take your exams right, along the wall.â
(At this point, many of the students have realized where this is going: Theodenâs lines from âReturn of the King.â)
Professor: âForth, and fear no problems! Solve! Solve, students of calculus! Points shall be taken, scores shall be splintered! A pencil day! A red-ink day! Until three thirty!â
(The professor pulls out a pencil, holding it out like a sword, and runs down the first row holding it out. Students hold up their pencils, hitting his as he passes.)
Professor: âSolve now! Solve now! Solve to good grades and the class ending! MAAATH!â
Entire Class: âMAAATH!â
Professor: âMAAAAATH!â
Entire Class: âMAAAAAATH!â
Professor: âForth, exam-takers!â
(The entire class rises to their feet and gives him a standing ovation. A week later, we get an email from the professor.)
Professor: *at the end of the email* âPS: I appreciate all of you who wrote in their evaluations that I was the one professor to rule them all, but the best one yet was the student who called me âMathrandir.ââ
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'Donyale Luna had no tits, but lots of presence,' quipped her model friend Pat Cleveland. 'We'd walk down the street and men's mouths would drop open in awe. When we walked into restaurants people would stop eating and stand up and applaud. She was like a mirage, or some kind of fantasy.' At a New York nightclub in 1966 Jackie Kennedy went up to Luna and simply said, 'You are very beautiful.' -(x)
You canât give reality warping godlike powers to a child because they may not have a fully developed sense of empathy, and thatâs what leads to Twilight Zone âItâs A Good Lifeâ horror shows.
Giving reality warping godlike powers to an adult might turn out fine in a Bruce Almighty kind of way, but you still run the risk of giving those powers to some republican lunatic whoâd turn the world into a Qanon Fox News Disneyland, and I wouldnât want to chance it.
You shouldnât give reality warping godlike powers to a teenager, because theyâre already dealing with a lot and shouldnât also be expected to be God.
If you must give reality warping godlike powers to someone, give them to the dog.
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