If Only You Even Knew How Mean She Really Is…

You know I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? She told me two years ago that hoop earrings were “her thing” and I wasn’t allowed to wear them anymore. And then my parents got me a pair of really expensive white gold hoops for Hanukkah and I had to act like I didn’t like them. It was so sad. And you know she still cheats on Aaron. Every Thursday she hooks up with Shane Oman in the alcove behind the auditorium. And I never told anybody that cause I’m such a good friend!

[imsuchagoodfriend]

Come to Brazil Seattle!

[transhumanboy-deactivated202607]

damn

[thenextdraft]

Heaven on Earth

[bonhooo]

[megamindsupremacy]

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

[osoguanche-deactivated20161024]

[keahimakua]

thick brown and nekkid = like

[fairycosmos]

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

[coonabarabran-aussie-gay]

[wrestlingbeatdowns]

[amyritter]

the penis gazer

[gayhockeyshow]

[justmanlust2]

[tall]

[iamtiret-deactivated20260328]

reblog this to slap the persons ass u reblogged this from 💖🍑

[bearpeek]

[underhisarm2]

[maturebeefformick]

[captain-price-returns]

Him getting smaller and smaller as he walks up to the truck is some real Peter Jackson The Lord of the Rings forced perspective movie magic