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went to a wedding. went to a castle.

#actually fucking fainted in front of the magna carta #couldnt write this shit YET so on brand for me.

how do i explain to people that THIS sends me into such a gender envy tailspin that i actually need to isolate myself for days

#i WISH this was a hyperbolic joke. but.#ALASSSS #am i drunk? potentially. but hush up.

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ur telling me that's not just a dude in a field?

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got my husband out here dressed up like some ancient ass darth vader--

#steeples my hands in front of my face.#this is relevant again. i fear.

Have you heard.. the terrible news.. about Nola-.. no, I shan't say..

omg .... what .... anon, break it to me gently ....

#WHAT FUCKING NOW #i am avoiding this movie like its got the damn diarrhea parasite

#agamemnon and menelaus coded #agamemnon was not a bad brother ONCE and that fucks me UP

not to be really british on main but uhhhh its too fucking hot?

#ive ran out of history films to show my classes cause im sure as FUCK not teaching in this bro

just cried so hard at this that i actually nearly threw up

#biblically accurate agamemnon and menelaus #its an early 1900s post card i think??? will try and source properly but tbh it just made me cry

garfield-69

Idk, here take a glittery gay Yugi.

#this still absolutely floors me.#happy pride <3 #ygo

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when i find myself in times of trouble. homeric old man yaoi comes to me. speaking words of wisdom -

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happy pride <3

I know Menelaus was the clingiest mf alive when Helen was pregnant with Hermione

helen: i'm going for a walk outside.

menelaus: i can carry you.

helen: you don't have to -

menelaus: 🥺 the ...🥺🥺 bebeh ...🥺

helen:

helen: ... you can hold my hand.

menelaus: ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

#reminder that hermoine was conceived after a sterilisation curse on sparta #that pregnancy and that baby would have been SO SPECIAL #to menelaus and helen. like.#their whole word. regardless of gender. im CONVINCED.#also. helen has to remain some badass independent dignity. SHE is the native spartan #but god damn this puppy ass mycenean husband is ruining her street cred #but its okay. she loves him.

did i break up with my boyfriend because he spent all of yesterday pissing me off? yes. and i'd do it again.

#goodbye i am too old for Shenanigans

booked an overnight stay in a haunted castle

#going read and hermit cause this term is making me physically unwell #all the uk has going for it. is. old shit. (and i mean like buildings and churches. not people)#work so bad i hope a ghost kills me

https://www.tumblr.com/menelaiad/797220061789257728/menelaus-the-younger-son-of-atreus-had-loved

WHO IS THIS BOOK FROM??

LOADS OF PEOPLE ASKED ME THIS. AND I NEVER REPLIED BECAUSE IT'S BOOK ONE IN A QUARTET AND I WANTED TO READ THEM ALL BEFORE HYPING THEM UP/RECOMMENDING THEM.

but my lazy ass has still only read the first one. so i will say i liked that one. i have not read the others so idk about them. BUT the first one ... is very good. well, more promising than most homeric modern receptions. i was a HUGE fan of menelaus' portrayal tbf, he was very ... realistic and ... normal. which is all i can ask for at this point. i also listened to the audiobook of it and his voice was fucking elite im just saying.

it's from BOOK ONE (A Primce of Troy) from the troy quartet series by lindsay clarke.

#I HAVE NOT READ 2/3/4 i want to. and i will let people know what they're like. but if they're shit dont come for me cause i havent read em

Have you ever written fanfics?? Would kill for Menelen from you

i ... have dabbled.

my ao3 is here. but i mainly just post old man yaoi i cant lie.

BUT i can try and do a menhelen! i can give that a whirl.

#also thank you! that's so nice to say! if i ever do write it and i'll be sure to post it. but i would love to try!

my local council is now reform

#they announced it in my old high school. which was also an abhorrent place of misery. so thats fitting.

krushing

Did you see him or not? I didn't.

The Scarecrow / 허수아비 (2026)

#the scarecrow (2026)#what do y'all know about this thriller old man yaoi kdrama thats airing rn #cause i tell ya. its the good shit.

Menelaus and Helen were the very first mii’s on my island (I’ve only played the demo) and they were sooooo pookie. He wanted to be her friend immediately, and she was so besotted by him

#canon menhelen dynamic tbh #helen falling head over heels for menelaus is my weakness #anon i need u to know this made me cry #menelaus: i would like to be your friend #helen: i would die for you?#peak.

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