Llama Owen & Scott

Rp blog for Llama Owen and Chromia Scott from empires S2

[mentally-disturbed--llama]

Wha... Is this working? Hello? Can someone help me with this?

Yes, it's working.

Hey! You- yes, you! Do you have any sugar?

Owen! Be nice, you can't just ask random people for sugar!

This is an rp blog for Llama Owen and Chromia Scott!

🍁 Owen

"Hi..."

Previously a Llama turned Human —☆✧☆— He/they/it

The best bartender in the world!!

Lives in Chromia (Scott brought him back out of pity)

Ruler of Chrom—

Excuse me? Who said that?

Give him sugar, please.

Might spit on you in affection... Also hatred, you never know

Not used to hands, may mis-spell things (op is illiterate)

A bit awkward

🩵 Scott

"Hello! Welcome to Chromia, it's a place to dye for."

Human —☆✧☆— He/him

Ruler of Chromia

"Hey—!"

"No. "

Likes Llamas, drinking, scaming people, and colours!

Exporter of the world's finest and most vibrant dyes!!

Overall perfect (duh, he's Scott)

Rules-

This is for fun, I have a life and exams. Pls don't expect me to be here 24/7

Anyone can interact! Characters from diff smps, ocs, all are welcome!

Just don't be weird

Shipping-

Owen- LLAMAKITTYY (bf kitty :3) uhh... Maybe occasional Scowen, other than that I would rather not...? Like why do you wanna date a humanified Llama ?

Flirting is fine! He will either just not get it, or get very flustered.

Scott- I'll try my best but no promises

[mentally-disturbed--llama]

Owen did you know it’s fun to steal hairbrushes and eat them :D

I do it all the time and it’s great!!!

just

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNONENEGNEGENEHNENWBEJRVDKDVDJ

I knew scott's brush was too similar in colour to wheat!! He won't ever let me touch it!! *huff*

Queue a llama sneaking around Scott's home while the latter is working on a new build design— snooping around his house in search for the delicious wheat coloured, wodden hair brush.

The llama's eyes widened with glee once he spotted his well deserved afternoon snack. Picking it up with gentle hands hoofs. A few blue strands decorated it's bristles but he paid them no mind, bringing this foretold delicacy to his awaiting mouth and....

Crunch

Crunch, crunch, crunch and muching away he went

For a solid 15 minutes before realising perhaps he had been lied to. Again.

Because what he got wasn't the taste of warm, sun-kissed wheat— no. But dry, scratching wood that left splinters in his mouth and throat.

Let's just say Chromia was in a disarray for quite sometime, as their ruler worried sick for his friend. The llama's least favourite witch, Shelby was called and he threw a fit.

They had to make him unconscious in order for the fellow ruler to be able to get the splinters out of the poor llama

(ooc : I'm not sorry :3)

[officalverse-tournaments-offical]

@cookie-offical

THE KING OF THE SNACKS

and also the most scrunkliest of them all might I add

And aroace rep 🗣️🗣️

You heard them folks! Get this post to 300 notes to offically enter @cookie-offical into the tournament!

3 Days left!

Note Limit of 5!

[cookie-offical]

GUYSSS PLSSS

Everyone who helps me get in will be officially part of the snack kingdom, regardless of whether they are snack or not 😤🍪

[mentally-disturbed--llama]

I'll make owen's reaction to trying a cookie for the first time if they make it past nominations

[mentally-disturbed--llama]

Question for both Scott and Owen: what’s your hair care routine (if you have one)

What's a hair care routine—

Hmmm okay so, I wash my hair normally twice a week with just a shampoo and a good conditionor.

Hey I was speaking!

The real trick lies in the prep that happens before the actual wash. Hairs masks both before and after a must. Although I do sometimes switch them out for the classic rosemary or coconut oil—

*he went on for... Quite a bit...*

As for owen, i tried to get him to wear a hair mask but he could either just hate it or try to eat

*huff*

He rolled his eyes

Making him a lost cause in this department who prefers to join the other llamas in their rolling in mud and running down the moutain for the rivers or having someone else wash them

What's that supposed to me? That's normal, you're the weird one here!

[thesoupbird]

i made one finally

[mentally-disturbed--llama]

*throws pineapple* GRENADE

*skedaddle away*

"what—"

"Owen get down—!!"

Scott practically body slams the llama in an attempt to get him down, all alarm bells ringing in head, all horrible, horrible, experiences flashing before his eyes at the mention of the simple word. Panic flowing through his veins.

"Oh hey it's the yellow thingy from the picture book you gave me!"

"What... Oh.."

One breath, two breath, calm down scott...

[mentally-disturbed--llama]

*projects period cramps onto owen*

The llama fell to his knees at once, clutching his hurting stomach as he doubled over letting our soft cries of pure agony

"What is this... Pain...."

[mentally-disturbed--llama]

*snaps fingers* Scott… you are now no longer able to wear anything colorful! Only black and white for you! Even your hair! Sad and colorless :]

Scott was still reeling from his hair turning into candy in front of a sweet deprived llama, struggling his best to make it stop trying to get even lick of his "hair" or else he knows what awaits him hs baldland

He barely even managed to let out an annoyed grumble as all his whimsy was washed away, even his cotton candy hair wasn't spared,

"Oh that's just wonderful, isn't it?"

"I don't think so... You look uglier than normal"

[mentally-disturbed--llama]

i feel bad now okay curse lifted Owen, your sugar is no longer salt and is sugar again…

also Scott your hair is made of cotton candy for a bit >:3

Owen doesn't trust your words one bit. Hell, he even doesn't trust the sugar cubes Scott has been holding out for me, his friend's genuine suffering no longer amusing to the man.

"Owennn, i promise you it'll taste like sugar. Trust me okay?"

It looks Scott dead in eyes and mentally establishes that if this will also turn into salt then they will loose all hope in the world and accept that it was cruel, wretched place and life is but a prison, before tentatively taking one cube and examining it to the best of his abilities.

He takes the tiniest bite he has ever had and shuts their eyes close in anticipation.

But the bitter taste never comes, all he feels is the way the sugar melted into his mouth

The llama's eyes snap open and he shoves the remaining cube in his mouth, almost choking in the process

"So, God does exist..."

He cried happy tears

Scott smiled, a relief washing over him. At least now he won't have to deal with a wailing llama and most all, atleast he won't have to see his friend suffer anymore

His smile lasted untill he processed your words, wait what—?!

"HUH?!"

He felt his fedora knock to the ground, unable to rest on his head. A hand reached to comb through his hair only for his "hair" to squish weirdly under its weight.

Owen, who had finished all the sugar cubes Scott had, looked up at his friend and his funny looking head enveloped by pinks and blues

"Huh, what's that?"

"Uh... Nothing! Absolutely nothing!"

"But they said candy... Isn't candy sweet?"

"NOPE, definately not!!"

"Hmmm lemme make sure—"

"NO NO NO NO NO—!!"

[mentally-disturbed--llama]

*replaces all of Owen’s sugar with salt*

Nyehehhehe

He took a bite anyways, just to be sure, just to make sure you didn't miss anything. And that realisation— that you didn't, that you were truly committed to this cruel prank— is when pure utter devastation filled him.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—!!"

He wailed, screamed and cried for hours— days even.

Eventually scott took pity on the poor llama and his own ears and gave him one singular sugar cube.

He took the cube in his hands, eyes shimmering with the utter joy of being finally reunited with his one true love which he had been so rudely deprived of.

He took a very tentative bite, as if this was a dream, as if this fleeting, fragile moment can break any second.

Yet all he got to taste was bitter, salty, devastation.

"Replaces all of Owen's sugar with salt" oh what a cruel curse, any sugar the llama owns or will ever own turned into nothing but bitterness.

[mentally-disturbed--llama]

Idk if I've said this here, but this is an ask blog

Meaning I'll very occasionally— if ever, do rp threads but mostly it's you people sending asks to mess with these sillies

Saying this cuz I got an ask saying "why isn't this blog active?"

It'll be active as long as I get asks, which for now, I have none

[itsjustdigit]

Llamakitty??????? Idk

[mentally-disturbed--llama]

"I . . ."

"Oh he's so blushing~"

"AM NOT—!"

[mentally-disturbed--llama]

*places a salt cube in a bowl of suger cubes, setting it down before running off*

Owen looks at the bowl of sugar cubes with the eyes of a child who finally found the cookie jar they had been so rudely deprived of.

He barely passes a glance over his shoulder to make sure no overly coloured man would interrupt his moment before digging both his hands in the bowls and effectively beginning to stuff its face.

He gets about two fistful in his paradise before an unfamiliar texture grinds against his teeth, this one cube doesn't melt into sugary goodness— no.

Instead it breaks down into what may as well be the taste of hell. Assaulting his tastebuds, filling his entire mouth in this deranged flavour sending the poor llama into coughing fit

He threw up

It was rainbow 👍🌈

And now he hates you personally anon <3

[mentally-disturbed--llama]

Psssssst owennnnnnn

have you heard of maple syruppppp

it’s like- liquid sugarrrrrrr

*hands infinite maple syrup bottle*

don’t tell scooottttttt

Owen's eyes widen at the mention on sugar but he eyes the foreign liquid cautiously. He takes a small lick and bells go off in his head.

*loud gasp*

The next time someone sees him they will discover a llama with their mouth covered with the golden syrup, some sticking and drying to his curls making them stiff with crystallized sugar.

Yet, he will not stop drinking. Infite you say? Well you have severely underestimated his fixation when it comes to sugar. He will sit there, drinking all of it for hours on end.

It's safe to say the poor llama now had a horrible stomach ache, ungodly blood sugar, and passed was out from the sugar rush when scott found him.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL HAPPENED HERE??!"

[mentally-disturbed--llama]

*shaves owen* BALD LLAMA HAHAHAH-

*runs off*

"Wha... Oh wow i feel... Less warm"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—"

*genuine devastation, he is grieving*

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[mentally-disturbed--llama]

*gasp*

[withered--ivy]

Look at my masterpiece

[mentally-disturbed--llama]

"I'm so beautiful"

"..."

"Why are you covered in blood— IS THAT MY FEDORA!?"

*runs away with the hat*

"Get back here—!!"