Hazard

Howdy! Nice to meet you! The name's Hazard! (It/It's) I'm what's known as a "hot mess", but I'm doing what I can to be better everyday :3

[mentallyhazed]

I think I should apologize in advance to anyone surfing this blog, I oftentimes forget to put an nsfw tag or anything of the sort so you might see a lot of nudity, violence, etc. My bad.

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[tf2heritageposts]

“it’s the voice of god you son of a bitch, and i’m coming for you!” is an underrated line in emesis blue that also kind of seems to imply soldier is an egomaniac, or at least thinks highly enough of himself to compare himself to god in 1968

[tf2heritageposts]

you know, the emesis blue fandom woobifies soldier so much i forgot he straight up told spy to let sniper bleed to death rather than mercy killing him for literally no reason other than probable sadism

[toskarin]

sometimes I forget I've got an honest-to-god medically significant anxiety disorder and have to remind myself, oh, right, I do not have a prophet's intuition for incoming doom, I have to go to work, then eat, and then sleep afterwards

[toskarin]

the problem with learning to cope with anxiety and becoming an adult who simply handles it is that it's a bit harder to interrogate "I am passively aware death is coming and bravely facing it" than it is to interrogate "for some reason I have to run or die" and, instead of asking whether things are actually that bad, you end up just passively comfortable with facing death

which, to be clear, is not actually on the table

[theheylols]

WEEE want chippss sooo fucking badd fuckkkkkk

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[dajo42]

guy 1: hey guys hows it going

guy 2: not bad not bad

"guy 3": pretty good

guy 1: cool

guy 2: what about you

guy 1: yeah its been a chill day

guy 2: long weekend huh

guy 1: yeah

guy 2: nice

guy 1: might go catch a movie

guy 2: oh dope

guy 1: yeah

"guy 3": i was thinking maybe i spread my evil spores

guy 2: oh dope

[worst-wizard-ever]

you can never draw him too big. you can always make him bigger. no such as a heavy too heavy

[honeysparklesmash]

Today for you I have fem heavymedic sketch.

[daily-tf2-engineer]

486 anonymous

therapist pyro

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

[punkrorschach]

this post is like five posts per post

[wishfulsketching]

Medic through the years~ (at least how I headcanon it)

Put it into pieces for possible better viewing idk

[sabellart]

the ladybugs’ sgt pepper’s outfits

[softwaring]

[polyamzeal]

[butterbread-pdf]

this is your sign to draw your faves wearing ur wardrobe

[collisionxcha0s]

Put that down, soldier.