I Fucked Your Mom.

Kristina (っ◕‿◕)っ♥ cat mom, turtle mom, human mom, music loving lamester. Inquire within.

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

When you both lean in to kiss but the brims of your wizard hats collide

[beadyeyes]

every time i see him i feel like an exasperated mother. its past his bedtime but he drank a soda at school so hes being hyper ... jigsaw please just brush your teeth adn go to bed for mom ok. please

[meowbitcheslovemcr]

Add me on Snapchat plz @piercethebabies

[meowbitcheslovemcr]

Watch this Story!

[rottenmindssh-deactivated202109]

[m-gaydy]

@thedistrictsleepsalonetonight HOW COULD YOU LEAVE THIS IN THE TAGS

[mens-rights-activia]

The way people talk about tumblr reminds me of this skdkskksksksks

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

possibly one of the most legitimately unhinged and sociopathic takes i’ve ever seen on tumblr

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

this is like admitting to not washing your hands when you piss. or not putting away grocery carts when you’re done with them. except in this case you are literally constantly putting people in danger of being killed by you being a selfish idiot

[skittybot]

[guerrillatech]

[dankkaquarius]

so you’re telling me this isn’t actually an SNL sketch and Lil Nas X really did rip his pants dancing on a stripper pole on live television

[dankmemeuniversity]

[nightingale101]

[rslashrats]

have you seen the news that some rats took over a chipotle in new york

holy shit

[bisexualwario]

girls night

[embrassant-le-ciel]

Direct action

[angelicaschuyler4president-deac]

OUR SCHOOL WENT ON A TRIP TO TO THE ZOO TODAY AND HAD TO STOP THE BUS BECAUSE SOMEONE SNEAKED A FREAKING PENGUIN ONTO THE BUS OMG MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER WAS CRYING WHEN SHE TOLD US OMG I ACTUALLY DIED

[angelicaschuyler4president-deac]

YOU GUYS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND OUR SCHOOL IS ACTUALLY BANNED FROM AN ACTUAL ZOO BECAUSE SOMEONE DECIDED TO TRY AND STEAL AN ACTUAL REAL LIVING PENGUIN AND TAKE IT HOME

[unclefather]

[captaindigby]

[league-of-kiiboy]

THAT’S NOT WHAT A URETHRA IS

[homiedepot]

Or this guys got a serious malpractice suit to file

[johnnycrass]

george bush can’t paint his way out of hell........

[janeplease]

[earthnation]

[waitinforthebus-deactivated2020]

ring around the rosie

pocket full of

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

hey guys

[stachionalgeographic]

what happens if the

[trapcard]

*lil wayne voice* call that

[soyestoday]

this entire post should not be a thing

[lord-kitschener]

Hey guys I just wanted to pop in and say that you’re all a bunch of disgusting demons from hell

[scottandhiskind]