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zechery-deactivated20220114

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

josephskeery

My mom just sent me this video without any context??

animentality

thanks mom, how’d you know what i was doing today

teandcrackers-deactivated202112

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

housetohalf

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

palindrome-mystery

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

spiffypop

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

firebreathingeli

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this.

fuckingconversations

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half.

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium.

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks.

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS.