Let’s talk about what actually happens when people have a baby, not this fantasy version people are trying to push with Chris and Alba.
Having a baby is intense. It’s an emotional rollercoaster, your body goes through a lot, and as a couple it’s one of the most stressful times you’ll ever go through. Hormones are all over the place, your body is changing, you’re exhausted. It’s not light or casual.
You’re not out here baiting fans with “blinds” that conveniently drop around birthdays or family events to grab attention. You’re not posing in ways to make people think you’re pregnant while clearly getting work done on your face for months straight before. That’s not how any of this works.
And then living mostly in Portugal while your supposed husband, the father, is nowhere to be seen with you, while he’s publicly in the U.S.? That doesn’t line up either.
After a baby, you’re drained. Your entire focus is on that child. I get that some people say, “that’s why they ignored everything,” and sure, to a point. But constant outside drama actually makes things worse, not easier. It adds stress, it doesn’t disappear.
You literally had blinds saying she was fed up with people picking everything apart. So why turn around and keep feeding the machine? Why push out more content that people are obviously going to analyze, like using a 2025 Australia photo and calling it Tennessee 2026? That didn’t just magically happen. That was given to the media.
And why show up at the Oscars after claiming you’re over it and want privacy, just to put yourselves in the most public situation possible?
No celebrity who actually just had a baby would sit back and let this level of scrutiny happen, especially people questioning if the child even exists or calling him a cheating husband during that time. That’s when you shut it down. One call, one clear statement. Especially after confirming the child, which he never even did.
And physically, nothing about her lines up either. Not one sign of having had a baby. Not saying bodies don’t change differently, but you don’t go through that and bounce back completely untouched in a few months, especially when you’re already small. Her body hasn’t shifted at all, and that’s just reality. On top of that, she’s clearly been getting work done, multiple times, even between major appearances. When exactly does that fit in with a newborn? It doesn’t.
Same goes for him. Men around pregnancies change too, it’s normal. This idea that they’re somehow immune to every basic reality just doesn’t make sense.
When people have their first child, they usually pull back. They go quiet, focus on their family. Not whatever this is, where they disappear except for events, while all this drama builds around them with zero real response.
You don’t ignore everything and then keep adding fuel to it by pushing out the same recycled articles, using old photos to bait reactions, and then flipping it into “we’re the victims” when people call it out.
A baby is a happy, grounding thing. If there was one, they’d handle it like that. A simple announcement, ask for privacy, move on. Not this constant loop of the same timeline being pushed over and over like people won’t notice.
At this point, people aren’t just confused, they’re exhausted. And honestly, none of this lines up with reality.
