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[mahliann]

[iamianbrooks]

1) AVENGED FAMILY

2) IMMEDIATELY PARTY

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[jaxblade]

Beautiful madness

[whitepeopletwitter]

[amuseoffyre]

My money says that’s what plesiosaurs were like: fast underwater, extra padding for buoyancy, long neck. Look at their skeletons!

It’s just like this:

They’re basically large horizontal penguins with a long tail and spiky teeth.

[autumngracy]

OH SHIT THEY PENGUINS!!

[v0idbird]

OH SHIT PLESIOSAUR PENGUIN!!!!!!!!!

[uncle-beanbag]

This is the inherant problem with most reconstructions. It’s just unknown how much fat the animals really had.

[annushorribilis]

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

obsessed with the idea of angels seeing the first human death. 

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

ITS JUST SO FUNNY LIKE EJJFJWKIFIIF

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

angels see a human die for the first time and be like “thats wild lmao wyd after this?”

[unholyhymns]

the angels watching Cain kill Abel:

[m1911s-10th-anniversary]

The angels when they saw Abel in heaven:

[phaxes]

via weheartit

[tarot-card-igans]

Pros and Cons list spread

[justjossofficial]

since you guys loved the money spread so much here’s a new one! i got back into the dating game and couldn’t find a spread that worked for me so went ahead and made my own! hope you guys like it. love and positive vibes to all! <3

[amphiareion]

[tarot-card-igans]

Meme Spread for Negative Forces

[kall-frukt]

I had a dream last night that stayed with me throughout the whole day, and that inspired me to make this spread. Works really well if you ask me! Making spreads is so much fun! I’ve never really made or seen any other spreads with optional cards, but why not? 

(If you want to reblog, please don’t remove this caption)

[nymphaeals]

Insecurity Spread

1.) The Root of My Insecurity: In what area of your life are you the most insecure about? I’d pay attention to suits for a broad area, and then punch in.

2.) Current Unhealthy Coping Mechanism: What are you doing now to deal with this insecurity? Is it healthy? This is the place for your cards to call you out.(lol) 

3.) Healthier Coping Mechanism: How can you better cope with your insecurity? How can you grow into a more confident person?

4.) Affirmation from the Universe: This is a chance to reach out to your guides or higher self. What are you doing right? What’s going well?

[powertochoose]

Five Card Spread - New Relationship Spread

1 - Are you ready?

2 - Lover’s characteristics

3 - Your characteristics

4 - Characteristics of relationship

5 - Potential of relationship

[allthequeenstarot]

Sometimes when I don’t have time to do a full Celtic Spread, I’ll do a Cross of Truth instead. I find it gives me a good overview of a situation, because it includes the reality of the situation (basis or present) and how I feel about it (desires), as well as both positive (helpful matters) and negative (challenges) energies present. And of course, a likely outcome if I’m to continue on the track I’m on!

[moongemi]

A spread designed for finding out what the current full moon means for you. You can also pull out The Moon card in your deck and place it in the middle for more clarity.

What is revealed

How this affects you

Message

Culmination/Outcome

[the-butterfly-witch]

[wasteland-magic]

This is a basic 3-card spread. The seasons are changing and so are you! This spread can be used to help aid yourself or your querent through a sudden change in life. This spread can be used with any divination tool you prefer to use. Please do not edit the image description, it is there to aid those who have trouble reading, are blind, or have varying eye issues and use a text based reader.                Happy changes and good spirits to you all.

(Image Description: A squre shaped image with a curved design on it. The background has leaves of varying oranges, reds, and yellows. There is text that reads Seasons change and so do I. It has three rectangler boxes to represent where each card goes.)

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