My Ever Overachieving, Walking, Talking Hope

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[meowthpropaganda]

I’ve been pspspsppspsing for like 7 years now where is he

[retrogamingblog2]

[meowthpropaganda]

What is going on in journeys.

[meowthpropaganda]

What the fuck is this. Thats a child???? Thats a child. What the fuck did i miss

[meowthpropaganda]

Wat.

[pseudomantis]

Clueless stray cat surprises McDonalds workers by ordering a burger in perfect Japanese

[spamtons]

heyyyyuh boss. yeah i put em to sleep wit da fishies a few minutes ago. yeah they're goin snrrrrk mimimimi. i did tuck em in. i did give em a bed time story.

[soulreaper]

[krazy-holly]

OMFG. WHAT EVEN IS THIS. LMFAO

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

fucking meow honestly

[pregnantsecondo]

CRYING THIS IS LITERALLY SCOUT

[catasters]

[out-of-context-animal-jam]

[post-store]

$9.99

[bunjywunjy]

tormenting my French-speaking family members in realtime

[judiops]

My dad likes you tell the story of tormenting the mean French teacher in his grade school by putting on his thickest Southern drawl for her class.

"Bawn-jower madam-oyselle!"

[bunjywunjy]

I would pay money to hear your dad say this

[the-ginger-is-loose-again]

They literally made us watch this video when we took the half year French class in 7th grade where they specified not to speak like that

The only thing I remember from that class is some Texas boy screaming

"BON-JOOR, JA MAPLE PEE-AIR!!!!"

Which is of course how we greeted each other for a good long while

[thyrell]

repeat after me: spraying me with a spray bottle will not deter me from any activities. if i am on a counter or in a pantry, and i am sprayed by a spray bottle, i will enjoy it. being misted feels nice and is good for my skin. kill politicians.

[thyrell]

got a 12 hour ban from twitter for posting this there

[pokemonostalgia]

[higunky]